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Re:What is as close to being better than sex as it gets?
Injecting a herion speedball about 20 seconds prior to cumming from the best blowjob you have ever received.
Posted in: Off Topic
dat333
Jun 5th, 2008
Re:UB Support called me
I was actually sort of joking, not taking a personal stab. But yeh that is strange. I always thought they had a terrible support team, but they must be improving. One of the reasons I left Ub.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jun 5th, 2008
Re:UB Support called me
Please don't lie. UB support calls NOBODY. EVER.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jun 5th, 2008
Re:Bond18's comments on Phil Hellmuth's play
It is more EV for Phil to fold and stick around to berate players and talk about his remarkable fold that no internet player would understand, than to risk his tournament life. He's adding thousands to his brand value per minute by wanking on about how he wipes his ass with bracelets.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jun 3rd, 2008
Re:athletes that everyone hates and nobody likes
OJ Simpson!!!!
Posted in: Off Topic
dat333
Jun 2nd, 2008
Re:Antonius FTP Pro...who won't they sign?
I thought the exact same thing when Nike signed Tiger. Like Jordan was pretty borderline, but when they signed Tiger ... I thought who's next'''
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jun 2nd, 2008
Re:The Greatest Song Ever Written - Your Pick?
Sittin on the Dock of the Bay- Otis Redding
Posted in: Off Topic
dat333
May 31st, 2008
Re(2): So, i was watching my grandkid play and....
who would
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 18th, 2008
Re(2): How crazy is this hand?
very
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 18th, 2008
Re(2): Hand ranking question (note: purely semantics)
Enlighten me Bluedemon Edit: Do you always play with a joker in the deck'''
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 6th, 2008
Re(4): Hand ranking question (note: purely semantics)
Touche Detective Monk, touche.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 6th, 2008
Re(6): Rate My Bluff from PCA
meh he's still getting like 5 to 1
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 6th, 2008
Re(2): Hand ranking question (note: purely semantics)
Ahhh I think you have the 2nd combination nut and the 3rd permutation nut if that makes sense.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 5th, 2008
Re(4): Rate My Bluff from PCA
Fold pre As played fold flop As played on flop fold turn As played on turn just call the river. He is capable of laying down "big" hands and will only call your river shove with a monster that crushes you.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 5th, 2008
Re(3): USA to legalize absinthe
Fuk it. Go buy an 89% bottle of absinthe. Proceed to shot it 1 per minute until finished with a friend. Then see how overrated it is
Posted in: Off Topic
dat333
Jan 4th, 2008
Re(6): what do you guys do here 2/4 nl.....
I am just wondering, cos this might be a major leak in my game .... but I don't raise 22,33,44 from UTG and UTG+1 in 6 max .Why would you want to raise 22 from UTG''' I know it is what pretty much all top players do so I'm not questioning its merits at all, I would just like to understand the reasoning behind it.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 1st, 2008
Re(4): what do you guys do here 2/4 nl.....
What do you put the other guy on'' What makes logical sense to you. Yes your hand is underrepresented but just based on that doesn't make it a call you still have to consider your opponent's holdings. Surely he woulda bet the flop even if he missed completely seeing he was the initial raiser and has position. Also the board is so drawy he wuda bet a pair/two pair before the river. Also cuthroat bet $38 into a $34 pot I can't see many tight opponents raising a river bet like that with just two pair on that board.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 1st, 2008
Re(3): what do you guys do here 2/4 nl.....
This happens a bit, the guy checking the stone colds on the turn with posish and then raising a solid pot size bet on the end. In my opinion he wouldn't raise the river with nothing because your river bet shows strength and maybe he's hoping you checked a weaker flush on the turn to try to induce a bet. Just thoughts on how you played the hand. If you were to play LAG (raise any pp 22+ from utg+) then i feel you actually woulda lost a fuckload in this hand. Because after your cont bet you probably woulda bet the turn big as well and then yeah... Personally I don't mind limping small pairs ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 1st, 2008
Re(1): what do you guys do here 2/4 nl.....
I think this is definitely a fold. What are you beating'''' You played it ok up until the turn please put a bet out there. What you do know is: -He probably doesn't have an ace otherwise he would have led out on the flop. -Even if he didn't have an ace like maybe a pair of 8s or something he still probably woulda led the flop in the hope of taking it down as he was the initial raiser. Even like q10 j8 I'm pretty sure he wuda led there. -Therefore his check behind on the flop seems to be taking a free drawing card (obviously the flush in this scenario) -And then he checks behind on the ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Jan 1st, 2008
Re(3): Poker Scumbag 2007
1. Jen Tilly 2. Jerry Yang 3. Beth Shak 4. Jamie Gold 5. Mike Baxter 6. Random Englishman at H.O.R.S.E final table
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 31st, 2007
Re(2): Dario = sickest on Team Stars?
He has a sick sharkscope record for heads up with greater than 1k buyin. I've watched him playing them and he is loose as hell.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 30th, 2007
Re(3): Best omaha tournament player in the World???
Devilfish has a very nice resume on the hendon mob for omaha tourneys.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 30th, 2007
Re(3): Omaha Tournament Question..NEED HELP!!!
^^^ Thanks for a good post. I can't understand how people can see that shoving kkkx in late position when shortstacked is a -ev play, because it isn't.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 30th, 2007
Re(5): Omaha Tournament Question..NEED HELP!!!
You're in latish position and you shove a garbage hand and manage to get it all in pre. Obviously you are shortstacked cos the pot is half your stack. However, while it is an average hand and really very hard to play postflop it has a lot of equity as a shoving hand in late position. Obviously if your stack is half the size of the pot then you are quite short and this should be a standard shove as you get equity vs any hand other than aces (i.e this is blatanly a +ev move). I can't understand where people are coming from in this thread, go consult your Omaha calculator. You're a slight ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 29th, 2007
Re(2): blind vs blind situation
put out a min bet.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 28th, 2007
Aaaah just felted a fukin buyin to a 2 outer on the river
Don't have HH. Had AA. The other guy had AK. Flop was K rag rag rainbow. Turn was a blank. Got all in on the turn. He was drawing to the two remaining kings in the deck with a full buyin in each at $1/2 NL i.e $400. Ty Party Poker!!!!! river was a fukin kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. AAAAh got that off my chest now.
Posted in: Bad Beats
dat333
Dec 28th, 2007
Re(8): This should be fun
good shit. On another note does RandomFrost ever engage in time travel'
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 28th, 2007
Re(2): Pot committed I guess right?
Sick of these hidden brag posts about sick river calls. No you ain't Kenny Tran
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 28th, 2007
Re(2): What % of stack is it ok to 3-bet/fold?
^^^^^ Ahhhh, refreshing to see some postflop strategy.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
dat333
Dec 28th, 2007