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How bad was this played?
3k GTD MTT Level 7 Blinds 50/100 Vilain BB Hero MP Hole cards : Ad Jc Hero raises to 300 Villain calls Flop Js 3c 10s Pot = 650 Villain Bets 650 Hero raises to 1,500 Villain calls Turn 3s Pot = 3,650 Villain checks Hero bets 2,300 Villain calls River 4s Pot = 8,250 Villain checks Hero checks Villain shows KsJh Vilain wins... Everyone's playing pretty tight...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Aug 26th, 2010
Dumbass of the day award
lol... "I told you that was a horrible idea..."
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Aug 11th, 2010
this some gay ass shit n***a
wtf r they doing !'!'
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Aug 11th, 2010
Hay Guys! It's'a me Phi! I have a song I want you guys to hear!
Didn't like the music, really sounds like a bad pop song from the 80's. Who still places reverb/chorus effects like that on their vocals' The whole funk electro thing was already old in 2002... I loved xenia tho, can anyone hook me up w/ her phone number' Plus, people think I look like Patick Swayze (post-cancer and all)
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Aug 11th, 2010
What is your most ridiculous drunk story??
when was this' 1865 ' or do you live in pakistan and have problems w/ those injuns '
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Aug 10th, 2010
WAR sighting? ( I hope not)
epic fail...anyone ever heard of the story about Albert Stern' Billionnaire swiss banker got shot by his mistress during a SM bondage binge...funny thing was that the police found the guy dead in a flesh-colored latex body suit no poker in bondage, everyone's too tied up
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Aug 10th, 2010
iPad in FTP or VIP stores?
^ this
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Aug 10th, 2010
Pics of hot, young chicks. Safe for work.
great pix lefty...
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Aug 5th, 2010
did mayor quimby do coke?
Wiggum smokes pot, Barney takes shots, and Otto does acid so yeah, why wouldn't Quimby do a little C '
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Aug 5th, 2010
Eva Mendes Sex Tape
this was funny to see that some of those girls aren't all body and no brains
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Aug 5th, 2010
because OT is so gantsa..
omg...are you sure' I mean I don't think blobs have a determinate sex but I did believe those were moobs (man-boobs). could be a female blob though...I can't tell lol at the Trailer Park behind him/her, hadn't picked that up the first time
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Aug 3rd, 2010
because OT is so gantsa..
Rate your vid was awesome...+1000 for findng that guy 1:28 and 2:59 are my favorite parts... fat fuck better start workin' out if he ever wants to be able to kick somebody's ass
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Aug 3rd, 2010
Poker is unbeatable, everyone knows ICM
I just decided I wasn't going to stress ICM so much anymore...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Aug 2nd, 2010
Full Tilt takes french players hosatge
Yeah there's only HE and OH, sux cause I was starting to make some serious cash on Stud-hi. The rake is what it is, I'm hoping it'll be lowered as the competition between sites settles in, for the moment this is all still pretty new. I have to admit that playing on these .fr sites is far from being as interesting as the international version but the french Gvt is starting to come down real hard on the "illegal" sites and I would just hate for my money to be blocked, so i'll take the pussy route until I can move out to luxembourg or cyprus or some other tax haven. To answer your last ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Jul 30th, 2010
For You (Yes, you)
Dude I can not thank you enough, I've been trying to remember these shows for years! God Reading Rainbow' It's like kindergarden all over again! BTW I grew up in the states but moved to Europe in the late 90's. Over here all my buds grew up watching crappy mangas like DBZ and shit so none of them have even heard of Talespin or Tiny toons, I just sorta forgot about it until recently... oh and... SWAT Kats ftw
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Jul 30th, 2010
You gonna get raped...
lol...Lafayette from Tru Blood really lost weight
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Jul 30th, 2010
Opulence, I has it
Dogs playing poker...lol...just like at my place
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Jul 30th, 2010
One of the most racist things I've ever seen in person
plz don't...it won't do any good to anyone and I makes it seem like all whites are responsible for the actions of these dickheads... The same goes to blacks, browns, yellows, all of us... Imagine Jesse Jackson apologizing each time a black dude beat the shit out of white dude and happened to call him "cracker", or Jackie Chan apologizing for each time a chinese student got a better grade on his math test than a caucasian student I know that went a little far but you gotta understand that if an entire population goes on a guilt trip every time one individual (and a pretty stoopid one at ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Jul 29th, 2010
bb/100 ????
so if i'm getting this right our friend here is either currently making 23.21 big blinds per 100 hands played thus 2,32 $ or 23.21 big bets per 100 for 4,64 $ correct me if I'm wrong...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Jul 29th, 2010
bb/100 ????
okay I'll be the noob... wtf does this ratio mean'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Jul 28th, 2010
Does anyone else go on spontaneous trips?
Skeeze is right tho...back when I lived there DC had the worst traffic in the US, before NY, LA and all the others. Guess it's suburbian hell cuz no one lives in DC but everyone works there (or close) I love unplanned trips...first weekend of July I left with 2 of my buds to Amsterdam (4-5 hour drive from Paris), slept in the car..planned nothing else but tokin up all weekend...finished up by visiting a lot more of Holland than I would of thought (the Garmin wasn't very good at finding places to spend the night so we drove around a lot). Not planning trips usually leads to surprises, ...
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Jul 27th, 2010
How bad is this
Letting it go is the hardest thing to learn in this game. Seems like you're starting to get it (I'm not being condescending 'cause I have trouble letting pair of 7's go some times)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Jul 27th, 2010
Oh joy! Oh bliss!
Fulltilt announced that their French server was up and running as of today! I'm going home at lunch to set up my new account asap... p.s. for those who don't get why this is a big deal : /
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Jul 27th, 2010
Best Rap Group of all time?
1. Beastie Boys 2. Cypress Hill 3. Bone Thugs 4. A tribe called Quest 5. Wu-Tang
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Jul 24th, 2010
Y'know, just two straight bros
:O I had no idea this sort of thing existed and wish I never found out ...tornado jo, energy crystal jo, bbq sauce jo, model train jo, MJ jo, leather tunic rocking-chair JO...where do they find these ideas' great great great post
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Jul 23rd, 2010
Dealing with a serious breakup
I'm about to give you some good advice (though it may not seem that way at first): -Go out with friends every night -Start trying to pick up girls again (not dating, just flirting and occasionnal one night stands) -Grind it out working on your poker games -Organize weekends with your buds or co-workers or family to go out to the lake/sea/country whatever All of these suggestions have one common goal, to get you to stop thinking about her. It's good to see you're not resentful about this whole thing but trust my experience the best thing to do is to get your mind off her and the break up and ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Jul 22nd, 2010
If there were no consequences...........
Took me around 2.5 sec to get it...lol...but we all know you do it with Fruity Loops
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Jul 22nd, 2010
NEED ADVICE: Want to start grinding right way........
+100
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		DeLime
Jul 20th, 2010
Wet dreams
Nobody's asking the real question, why in the world would you want to go that long without spanking your monkey once' The thought of it alone makes me want to jack off...
Posted in: Off Topic 		DeLime
Jul 20th, 2010
lol black people
"You touch my chicken imma beat you up"
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Jul 20th, 2010