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Re(3): Placeholder for next DJCBoston Bad Beat Thread No. I post here so your twat girlfriend might feel bad for me and maybe give me a rimjob. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Placeholder for next DJCBoston Bad Beat Thread I'm glad P5's has so many people who care so much when someone vents. It feels so nice. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(7): Key spots today #'s Love to take you out and show you what a bar looks like RF but who's gonna man the ship we call P5's' I mean, P5's surely couldn't go 3 hours without you scanning all the BB posts and posting pics of your gay lovers' Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(1): I feel sick... Nothing you can do. This was a pre-determined hand in the PS RNG to get you outed. Trust me, you were 100% behind the whole way. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(1): I may be biased BW is a guy that the other team ALWAYS prepares specifically for. Like Rice, Moss, Barry Sanders etc. and he still kills people. The Eagles don't exactly have a stellar offense. He's the man. Tons of respect for him. Posted in: Off Topic |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(1): I may be biased If Westbrook was on the Pats he's be the MVP...gauranteed. 1200+ rushing and recieving and 25 td's. Posted in: Off Topic |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(5): Key spots today #'s So let's get this straight...you have no GF and hang out in a Poker Room Forum 24-7 and don't play poker. You see what I'm getting at' I mean, there's no chicks here boss. You chose a poker site...why' Why not an NBA forum or ' I mean you could have chosen any form of chat to be an asshole on. Why poker' Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(3): Key spots today #'s Then again, coming from a guy that doen't even play poker you seem brilliant. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(3): Key spots today #'s You should fold your sad life douchebag. You have anything better to do' Any frinds' A girlfriend...nah, nevermind. Anyone as lame as you couldn't get laid on Anette's BR. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(2): Key spots today #'s and ofcourse the fucking twat is rewarded with the standard go fuckyour mother in the ass with a baseball bat you fucking cuntface mother fucking pig STARS FLUSH! Was there ever any fucking doubt' I mean, he has 3 fucking 5 he has to be beating something right' PokerStars Game #14211972417: Tournament #72129081, $35+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/12/30 - 19:32:57 (ET) Table '72129081 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: DJCBoston (1950 in chips) Seat 6: Whitewhale88 (11550 in chips) DJCBoston: posts the ante 50 Whitewhale88: posts the ante 50 DJCBoston: posts small blind ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Key spots today #'s 2 in a row for the win...yeah right PokerStars Game #14211841521: Tournament #72130197, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/12/30 - 19:27:12 (ET) Table '72130197 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 3: priamos_dk (9625 in chips) Seat 5: DJCBoston (3875 in chips) priamos_dk: posts the ante 25 DJCBoston: posts the ante 25 DJCBoston: posts small blind 200 priamos_dk: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [9s 8s] DJCBoston: calls 200 priamos_dk: checks *** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 5s] priamos_dk: bets 800 DJCBoston: raises 800 to 1600 priamos_dk: raises 1600 to ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Re(1): random NFL thoughts The Patriots are good! Posted in: Off Topic |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Key spots today #'s I am 1 for 14 in races! Great! Fantastic! Super! I hope we all get hit with a nuke so we all die! GO fuck yourself! Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 30th, 2007 |
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Fucking gross...but standard PokerStars Game #14195894595: Tournament #72053297, $70+$6 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/12/30 - 04:22:51 (ET) Table '72053297 1' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: EasyCompany5 (6950 in chips) Seat 6: DJCBoston (2050 in chips) DJCBoston: posts small blind 75 EasyCompany5: posts big blind 150 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [Qs Ad] DJCBoston: raises 300 to 450 EasyCompany5: raises 6500 to 6950 and is all-in DJCBoston: calls 1600 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [4d 7h Th] *** TURN *** [4d 7h Th] [9c] *** RIVER *** [4d 7h Th 9c] [Js] *** SHOW DOWN *** EasyCompany5: shows [Ac 8h] ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 29th, 2007 |
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Online poker is a fucking joke I will never deposit another fucking dime online. It's just so fucking rigged it's not funny. Waste of time, energy and money. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 29th, 2007 |
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Fucking JOKE...JOKE PokerStars Game #14193155472: Tournament #71191996, $70+$7 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/30 - 00:37:43 (ET) Table '71191996 52' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: UpHighDownLo (8020 in chips) Seat 2: DJCBoston (6965 in chips) Seat 3: BreakRibs (3005 in chips) Seat 4: tEh_R3aLde4L (9763 in chips) Seat 5: dave798111 (4180 in chips) Seat 6: shaka117 (2975 in chips) UpHighDownLo: posts small blind 25 DJCBoston: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [Jc Jd] BreakRibs: calls 50 tEh_R3aLde4L: folds dave798111: raises 150 to 200 shaka117: folds UpHighDownLo: calls ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 29th, 2007 |
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Honestly almost in fucking tears Can I play this any better' He won't fucking fold. It's a dream matchup until Stars puts their fucking cunt spin on things. I'd love for this to hold just once in a big spot. I might get some fucking results in online poker like the so-called fucking lucksack pros do daily. It's just fucking frustrating to get it in good everytime and get fucked by the same stupid plays and fixed fucking RNG that HAS TO give the flush no matter what every time. PokerStars Game #14187001873: Tournament #71192086, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/12/29 - 19:03:17 (ET) Table '71192086 13' ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 29th, 2007 |
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Did I just find the reason bad beats happen on Stars? Maybe we are not acting properly with our mouse. Maybe our timing is off or it's not getting the correct info to award us. Taken from "SHUFFLE "Anyone who considers arithmetic methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin." - John von Neumann, 1951 We understand that a use of a fair and unpredictable shuffle algorithm is critical to our software. To ensure this and avoid major problems described in [2], we are using two independent sources of truly random data: * user input, including summary of mouse movements and events timing, collected from client software * ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 27th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Again...LOL this is getting fun! PokerStars Game #14137761568: Tournament #71762041, $35+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/12/27 - 16:59:41 (ET) Table '71762041 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 5: benvandlak (7250 in chips) Seat 6: DJCBoston (1750 in chips) benvandlak: posts small blind 75 DJCBoston: posts big blind 150 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [Ah Ad] benvandlak: calls 75 DJCBoston: raises 300 to 450 benvandlak: calls 300 *** FLOP *** [9h 4c 2d] DJCBoston: bets 300 benvandlak: raises 6500 to 6800 and is all-in DJCBoston: calls 1000 and is all-in *** TURN *** [9h 4c 2d] [3s] *** RIVER *** [9h 4c ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 27th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Stars is fucking garbage PokerStars Game #14119458478: Tournament #71071338, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/12/26 - 20:17:57 (ET) Table '71071338 6' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: ashleigh18 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: SweicH (1470 in chips) Seat 3: DJCBoston (1760 in chips) Seat 4: Gladi3 (1310 in chips) Seat 5: pistu66 (1480 in chips) is sitting out Seat 6: Borys313 (1480 in chips) pistu66: posts small blind 10 Borys313: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [Jc Ah] ashleigh18: calls 20 SweicH: raises 60 to 80 DJCBoston: calls 80 Gladi3: folds pistu66: folds Borys313: ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 26th, 2007 |
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Re(2): Stars is fucking garbage Look at my 5 posts...tell me how often it's supposed to happen. Fucking retarded. It's a BULLSHIT game and that's the only conclusion I can take from it. Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 26th, 2007 |
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Again...LOL this is getting fun! okerStars Game #14119045849: Tournament #71339056, $3+$0 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/12/26 - 19:57:46 (ET) Table '71339056 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button Seat 1: termo78 (2100 in chips) Seat 2: de captain (2220 in chips) Seat 3: kubi1 (800 in chips) Seat 4: jmoreira59 (2500 in chips) Seat 5: Arckero (2900 in chips) Seat 6: psychstud (1290 in chips) Seat 7: DJCBoston (2210 in chips) Seat 8: 34 Cat (2240 in chips) Seat 9: v3ran0 (4620 in chips) termo78: posts small blind 10 de captain: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [Ac As] kubi1: calls 20 jmoreira59: ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 26th, 2007 |
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Stars is fucking garbage 100% fucking Grade A BULLSHIT! It's not even worth playing anymore. Same fucking results over and over. I just suck' PokerStars Game #14118379375: Tournament #71666356, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/12/26 - 19:25:24 (ET) Table '71666356 4' 9-max Seat #9 is the button Seat 1: Lawmobster (3390 in chips) Seat 2: toppub (5507 in chips) Seat 3: GOLDPAN 1 (3005 in chips) Seat 4: DJCBoston (2490 in chips) Seat 5: pepino33 (1845 in chips) Seat 6: elgregzo (2005 in chips) Seat 7: alíbabá (3345 in chips) Seat 8: alexpower (1035 in chips) is sitting out Seat 9: TaoJ (3196 in ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 26th, 2007 |
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Told Stars to GFYS in an email...DOOM SWITCH ON? Turn on computer, sign up for a $50 and a $30 SNG. 2nd hand of $50 SNG AI PF AA vs QQ...Q on flop GG...then this about 7 hands in. Fucking twats. PokerStars Game #14117614528: Tournament #71663637, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/12/26 - 18:47:20 (ET) Table '71663637 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: DesertCity (1270 in chips) Seat 2: lumyai (1690 in chips) Seat 3: TotHot (1500 in chips) Seat 4: Kelvan (1420 in chips) Seat 5: DJCBoston (2640 in chips) Seat 6: Oktah77 (700 in chips) Seat 7: mickdeath (1400 in chips) Seat 8: inchkacheka (1350 in chips) Seat 9: mister ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 26th, 2007 |
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Decide to just take it down PF for once...lol Big fucking joke. Online poker is so fun! PokerStars Game #14117433129: Tournament #71664207, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/12/26 - 18:38:27 (ET) Table '71664207 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: zkilator (1480 in chips) Seat 2: jreif (1480 in chips) Seat 3: mgrantb (1480 in chips) Seat 4: DJCBoston (1580 in chips) Seat 5: jackdegenek (1500 in chips) Seat 6: 777DANDAN777 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: Kelvan (1500 in chips) Seat 8: ubistonk (1500 in chips) Seat 9: clicks888 (1480 in chips) mgrantb: posts small blind 10 DJCBoston: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 26th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Draw happy Poker Stars 7826 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: DJCBoston (2400 in chips) Seat 2: rkfish88 (600 in chips) DJCBoston: posts small blind 10 rkfish88: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to DJCBoston [Ad Kd] DJCBoston: raises 40 to 60 rkfish88: calls 40 *** FLOP *** [Js 7h Ac] rkfish88: checks DJCBoston: bets 100 rkfish88: calls 100 *** TURN *** [Js 7h Ac] [8s] rkfish88: checks DJCBoston: bets 720 rkfish88: calls 440 and is all-in *** RIVER *** [Js 7h Ac 8s] [Ts] *** SHOW DOWN *** rkfish88: shows [Tc 9h] (a straight, Seven to Jack) DJCBoston: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces) rkfish88 collected ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
DJCBoston
Dec 19th, 2007 |
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How do you guys do it? Seriously, not a bad beat thread. How do you survive these maniacs shoving all-in every hand' QQ raise...3 callers. Flop K25. Lead out. They shove. AK raise, call. Flop KQ7...lead out, they shove. 88, raise, 2 callers. Flop AK4, check, shove. AAcs, raise 2 callers. Flop 459ddd. Shove...'''''WTF Maybe the game has passed me by but am I supposed to just call shoves every hand' That's what poker has become. Just ridiculous plays and ridiculous hands. Can't seem to figure it out anymore. If you make those feeler bets to see where you're at they just shove every hand. Can't get em off draws. ... Posted in: Poker Discussion |
DJCBoston
Dec 19th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Best Line Ever? (Spearmint Rhino story) I got to get out to Vegas. Posted in: Off Topic |
DJCBoston
Dec 19th, 2007 |
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Re(1): Mantis' lock of the year tonight Your lock sucked! Posted in: Off Topic |
DJCBoston
Dec 19th, 2007 |
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Re(5): Seven Letter Words Only ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ shemale Posted in: Off Topic |
DJCBoston
Dec 19th, 2007 |
