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Re(1): why so much talk about ActionJeff
He makes them' Perhaps it relates to his insecurity about a small penis'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jul 11th, 2006
Re(1): ActionJeff's attitude
4) action jeff is a little kid who doesn't get enough attention at home. Whether he lives in foster care, weighs 350 pounds or is in love with his sister is really no excuse for acting like a douchebag. He will either learn to socialize well with others or die alone, whether or not he's rich when it happens has no bearing on the situation, that would be results oriented.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jul 11th, 2006
Re(1): PAHud and stars resizable windows?
it does. Try the "unstable" release
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jul 5th, 2006
Re(1): where are they?????
they're right next to Waldo on the top corner of page 37...behind the elephant
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 20th, 2006
Re(1): Omaha hi/low odds
I'm thinking that you really didn't look that hard /
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 20th, 2006
Re(9): Interesting Info about Ultlimate Bet that you all need to read
Do they sell tinfoil hats on that site' My friend's Dad's cousin's sister's bus driver said they can't see your hole cards if you have the tinfoil hat on.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 19th, 2006
Re(4): HOW DID U BUILD UR ONLINE BANkROLL??
Knocking over liquor stores is EV+
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 19th, 2006
Re(2): How Quick To Cash Out If OnLine Poker Banned?
These bills are being backed by Indian gaming concern's lobbyists and PS, PP, UB, FTP, etc need to fight fire with fire. That's how Washington works, unfortunately.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 17th, 2006
Re(2): How Quick To Cash Out If OnLine Poker Banned?
The offshore companies have not discovered "lobbyists". It will bite us all in the ass in the end.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 17th, 2006
Re(1): so one of my local games was raided...
You had me until you tried to rationalize that gambling with a 13 year old girl is ok, shame on all of them. What adults do with their own money in the privacy of their own home is their own business, when they go to abandoned storefronts to hustle teenagers it becomes a police matter. And this is the higher stake game in your town....what's the age limit at your game, six year olds' Pathetic does not seem to do this situation justice.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 17th, 2006
Re(6): Great insults?
ask them where they bought their eyeore button
Posted in: Off Topic 		dmadmonks
Jun 15th, 2006
Re(2): I don't mean to be a jerk.....
hmm, you just registered, have 5 posts and no profile, so who are you exactly' Nice try, Gamble or Gamble syncophant Edit: just read your posts, you're a noob student out for the summer, go buy a life with your $250 if you ever get it unfrozen, just don't ask Gamble to add you to his myspace, he's full
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 15th, 2006
Re(1): I don't mean to be a jerk.....
The problem is this, many people besides me have read every single post on this forum over the last few months/years and I would challenge you to link more than 5 that relate in any way to your rant. I would think that your post relates to railbirds on full tilt annoying you, well hellllllo sour grapes. Does Howard Lederer, Phil Ivey, Erik Seidel, John D'Agostino, Erik Lindgren, etc come on here and tell us to quit bothering them while they're trying to play' No, and why is that exactly' You are being paid by full tilt to be a pro in the "Play with the pros" model, if you weren't interested ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 15th, 2006
Re(1): Pokerstars Beta software and PokerTracker
Works together fine, just make sure you're writing the HH files and pointing pokertracker to the same directory
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 14th, 2006
Re(3): Omaha 8... i need help...
LOl @ Seal plug, I'm sure he's a nice guy but not much of an instructor. Unless they've radically upgraded the material on their site in the last 4 weeks (after I cancelled) Real Poker Training is worthless for OM8. / Super System II (mostly limit) will all be 20x more valuable and cheaper than a RPT subscription
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 14th, 2006
Re(3): Another question about ethics/rules
Then it was wrong, you are allowed to lie about your hand, not tell the truth
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 14th, 2006
Re(5): I CALLED IT. THANK YOU! LEE JONES READ ME
Pokerstars banning the chat a bunch of microlimit players too young to gamble in non-indian casinos will have no impact on their income. If you've ever actually played a live game in a casino you would agree that online players do more than push the envelope, they say things that would routinely result in larger people waiting for them in the parking lot postgame to kick their asses. This isn't the latest videogame, it's not Counterstrike, it's not Everquest or WOW, it's poker ported over the internet. There are consequences to immature behavior in real ilfe, why do people continue to think ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 12th, 2006
Re(4): ActionJeff speaks...and calls out a few "donks"
Apestyles, So let's get is staright, you don't agree with criticizing people in threads regarding strategy, just attacking them at the tables and in the forums' Dickhead railing of someone' style of play or making unprovoked disparaging remarks about their skill level and/or personality is ok but constructive criticism about a "strategy" post that was yanked off the front page for having little or no strategic value is over the line' I understand you basically agreed with me in that thread, but that has no bearing on the fact that you are the obvious hypocrite who has embarassed himself in ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 11th, 2006
Re(2): ActionJeff speaks...and calls out a few "donks"
Apestyles, how about, bah you're a ridiculous hypocrite' Here's a quote from Ape as recent as yesterday "whoa now, there is no reason to attack anyone. You can disagree with someones opinion without being a jerk about it. " But it's perfectly fine for ActionJeff to go around attacking everyone because he's your friend....I mean life's entertaining blah, blah, blah....end BS. How about you put a disclaimer on your posts that your opinions may be skewed by the fact your nose is up ActionJeff's enormous asshole'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 10th, 2006
Re(9): losin some respect
Gay is apparently donk speak for this post goes over my head' Airedale, I agree with your points...but I can't lose respect for a bunch of donks I never respected in the first place. The problem is that teenagers and drunks have poor impulse control, and it seems like the majority of assholes out there are either drunks or teenagers, or both. It's unfortunate that they use the anonymity of the internet as an excuse to say or do things they would never have the guts to do in real life, but you can console yourself with the fact that these people usually have no real lives. Next time you're ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 10th, 2006
Re(2): ActionJeff speaks...and calls out a few "donks"
Funny how 18 year old's on the internet all think they're Mike Tyson IRL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 10th, 2006
Re(3): Tagged as a LAG : good, bad, indifferent?
Sounds like everyone at your local poker room has made an adjustment to their game, while you have not. Did you think you were the only person who could play the same way for the rest of your life without an evolution of your style' Here's a thought, if 7 donkeys are calling down your strong hands, bet more. It doesn't matter if you think you're giving the strength of your hand away, you've made it abundantly clear they never give you credit for one. And I'll be the millionth person to mention K-9 suited UTG+1 is the opposite of TAG, and stealing blinds from UTG + 1 is some sort of strange ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 9th, 2006
Re(1): Thanks Lee......
Lee obviously heard your plea for mercy and turned on Bax
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
Jun 7th, 2006
Re(2): The ONLY things we really know about Action Jeff are
The OP is obviously a teen MMORPG player with a plagerism problem. Does Clonie Gowan have a son'
Posted in: Off Topic 		dmadmonks
Jun 5th, 2006
Re(2): Recycling Saves The Fish
Please do not alert the general populace that te fish are playing Om8b, some of us are still trying to milk the boom. :)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
May 27th, 2006
Re(4): best way to build a roll on stars?
PL Omaha 8/b, just work your way up through the limits, free money
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
May 27th, 2006
Re(2): Mods: Create a Rank me, Rail me forum
The block everything button' Honestly, how do you justify 30 threads about how much player X, that I've never heard, owns everyone. The majority of the people who make these posts, or are referred to in these posts, contribute nothing to the communities understanding of the game, besides a serious of uninteresting bad beat stories. How is it a vital part of "poker discussion'" The monster that is your ranking system has obviously become big enough that it deserves it's own forum, if only to keep the relentless spam away from people who are only interested in furthering their understanding of ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
May 26th, 2006
Mods: Create a Rank me, Rail me forum
These days it seems just about impossible to find some decent poker discussion in this forum. Any chance the mods can create a separate forum for all the rank "x", rail "x" spam posts' I understand this is a community and we're supposed to support each other, but I don't think think that useless arguments about an ultimately subjective and meaningless ranking system should comprise the majority of the content on this forum. If I'm wrong, so be it, I can always spend more time at 2+2.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		dmadmonks
May 26th, 2006
Re(2): FOUND A DEFINITE RIGGED PATTERN IN POKERSTARS CHECK THIS OUT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
Obviously you are not wearing your tinfoil hat
Posted in: Bad Beats 		dmadmonks
May 25th, 2006
last 2 tourneys
The funny thing is I can't even get angry anymore PokerStars Game #5039534535: Tournament #25060915, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/05/24 - 16:43:27 (ET) Table '25060915 60' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: gunzen (6670 in chips) Seat 2: DMadmonks (6498 in chips) Seat 3: daneyko43 (6335 in chips) Seat 4: DabblersSon (5230 in chips) Seat 5: chuck2221233 (7385 in chips) Seat 6: M187Bizkit (3620 in chips) Seat 7: Sbur101 (6000 in chips) Seat 8: Craigb777 (2630 in chips) Seat 9: VALKAYRIE (1315 in chips) daneyko43: posts small blind 100 DabblersSon: posts big blind ...
Posted in: Bad Beats 		dmadmonks
May 24th, 2006