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Re(2): Live and online poker are like night and day
Wow....you really are a geek. lol.. no pants
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Jul 14th, 2006
Pill Poppers in the house?
Anyone here take ambien' Anyone here take ambien and have.....unusual mental side effects' ...like truth serum effects', amnesia', it not making you sleepy at all....etc. Please let me know your experiences.
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
May 12th, 2006
Re(6): poker celebrities at the tables are fakes!!!!!!
google'......what is a friend'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Apr 13th, 2006
Make Trump your bitch
OK...I need a little help. I'm creating a Donald Trump Soundboard for my company. You'll be able to put different funny wigs on him and make him verbally abuse people. It's pretty nice so far..BUT the big boss wants me to add a dozen more hairstyles to it. Trump is gonna see my work next weekend so I need to finish it asap. Please tell me what celebrity hair you would like to see on Trump. The more ridiculous/unique the better. examples: Don King Carrot Top fire away! thx
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Apr 1st, 2006
Re(1): salvia!!! Crazy as hell!
I tried some many years ago and it was a very peculiar experience. And, yeah, I really don't have any desire to try it again at a stronger dose. Tis no party drug
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 31st, 2006
Re(1): Is anyone funnier than Larry the cable guy??
Hmm. Dane Cook <-----Hates shoes Jim Gaffigan <------Addicted to mayonaise Dave Atell <-----Whiskey Dick Greg Geraldo <----Likes the way bitches drink Nick Swardson <----Gay Robot
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Mar 31st, 2006
Re(2): Best way to lie?
When she realized all the above mentioned was not at all familiar to me....she left crying in the rain...camera-less. I felt bad. Gotta be an easier way to get a free camera shady ass
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Mar 28th, 2006
Best way to lie?
I've heard that you should keep it simple Then I've heard that lots of details are better....seems more convincing. Well, my roomie decided not to let me know of a convoluted lie he told his exgirlfriend...a lie that included me. Big mistake. Then his ex caught me at my front door and asked me if I knew he was moving out. I said .."what the fuck!'" and then..... it ALL unraveled. Not only is he "moving out", but he also joined the fire department. Then one day on the job he got into an accident and was in a coma for 3-4 days. His mom flew up from SoCal and ONLY she could visit him in the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 27th, 2006
Re(1): HIGH STAKES POKER (Show)
Sign up for a UseNET provider (like $10/month at ) and join the newsgroup: People post buttloads of televised poker there. If you have a highspeed connection you can grab a show in 10-20 mins' I got a bunch of the High Stakes Poker off it. UseNET is the ultimate for file sharing. I can't believe that I ever put up w/ torrents and all that other shite. Everything you and your momma could want is on usenet. I get dl speeds that average around 700k/s
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Mar 27th, 2006
Re(1): PokerXFactor.com Update: 3/25 ... Good, Bad, Ugly
It's great that your getting so much content up quickly and what I've been able to watch is great. I know that this is a 'bug' testing month too, so I understand that that could be the reason why I'm having a lot of difficulty getting the videos to play without stopping inexplicably. BUT...it would be nice if someone would respond to my help ticket, even if it was to say, "Hey, we are aware of this problem and are working on it." Mindwise - you seem to respond to people on this forum quickly so that's why I'm posting this here. Since this is bug testing month, and since we are supposed to ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 25th, 2006
Re(1): For all those low-level grinders who criticize "the donk"
both nice posts guys
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 24th, 2006
Re(1): name for poker site
obv garzilla
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 24th, 2006
Re(4): Do any professional players have stress or health issues?
I'd advise a home gym instead of a gym membership. It will be a little more costly at first, but trust me, you will find many reasons not to go to the health club. You'll have no excuse if it's right in the next room. You really don't even need anything that fancy. That... and a basic workout plan..
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 23rd, 2006
Re(2): No body move, nobody gets hurt!
You think that's made up'!##$#&^#@ I don't blame you.... Something nutty is always going on down here. A couple o' months ago I'm walking up the street to my office and I notice that the Exotic import shop employees are all standing on the sidewalk. Inside there are police and FBI. I think to myself they must've been robbed. As I round the corner past the above mentioned jewelry store I see more FBI, police, CIA, IRS .............and........Fish, Game, and Wildlife Authority..wtf' The owners of the import place have an office right next to mine in the building and it was getting a ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 22nd, 2006
Re(2): No body move, nobody gets hurt!
lol..nice
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Mar 22nd, 2006
Re(1): Guitar Hero for PS2
I dont play much games but it is very cool...... The thing is, if you get good enough to master the expert level....you might as well have been learning the real guitar and joining a band.
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 22nd, 2006
No body move, nobody gets hurt!
I was walking back to my office on Union Square after picking up a sandwich from Subway and there was some commotion around the high-end jewelry boutique next to my office. I was walking up the side of the jewel store and one of the owners peeked his head out of a side door and looked up towards the front of the building...he looked very disturbed. The store has floor to ceiling glass exterior walls, so anyone can see everything that is going on within easily. No one was inside and everyone was peeking around corners. What the fuck is going on' 2 minutes before I walked up, a masked man ...
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Mar 22nd, 2006
Re(2): SNAKES ON THE PLANE!
Apparently newline wasn't thinking clearly.... Steaks on a Cane sounds like tha shit! but I'm sad, cause it will never be. thnx kinghill
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Mar 21st, 2006
Re(1): Do I have an accent?
I remember working at Dell for a summer. Towards the end of the gig I started having dreams where Dell had these huge prison walls surrounding it with barbed wire. Then the prison officials would let us go home at night as long as we promised to come back the next day. It was kind of an honor system prison. I'm from Texas and am always questioned as to why I DONT sound like a hick. nice
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Mar 19th, 2006
Re(2): PokerXFactor.com Update
How 'bout being able to pay using Neteller' I would like to do this. Thanks
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 19th, 2006
Re(1): Funny damn video
f WoW
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 15th, 2006
Re(4): Boycott UB
I haven't had too many problems while playing at UB...but from what your saying, it's kind of like when you keep sleeping with a girl who ditches you all the time, never splits the bill for dinner and doesn't return your phone calls that often just 'cause the poosay is sooooo good' You know she sux...but you just can't get away.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 13th, 2006
Re(1): Who is actually themselves on myspace?
Check out Phil Gordon's Myspace page. He has a blog on his page where he comments on all of the 'imposter' poker players. He basically calls them out and is working on having Myspace remove the posers....after all he can call or send private emails to these pro players since he knows them personally.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 13th, 2006
Re(1): How to gain 35 pounds???
Well poker is the perfect hobby to turn into a tub-o-lard. Just keep playing and make sure your eating coffee crumb cheesecake or twinkies while playing. OR.....if you want you to be healthy and gain weight try the "Body for Life" program....it takes about 4 months and commitment but works. I added about 15-20 lbs of mostly muscle doing that. just google it...
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Mar 12th, 2006
Re(2): Most Amazing commercial ever made
Yeah, it is. Do you have a link for Kollaboration 4' I didn't find it on google video. Oh... also there was a great heineken commercial he did that is up on the net somewhere
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 12th, 2006
Most Amazing commercial ever made
It doesn't get better than this
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Mar 12th, 2006
Re(1): f june bugs
Wow....you just brought back memories. I haven't thought about june bugs....since....well..............since I lived in Texas. ...and yes, f junesbugs and their retarded asses.........................i miss home ty by the way..
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 11th, 2006
Re(2): Who should hold my roll?
Thanks, but that was not an answer to my question.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 11th, 2006
Who should hold my roll?
I've never had any problems cashing out of any site. Every time it is less than a day, however previous posts on this board have made me a little more concerned over where to hold the majority of my bank roll. (ie PP confiscating funds and delaying cashouts etc.) Mostly my roll is spread over all the sites I play and then I use Neteller to cashout and desposit into my bank. The money is never stored on Neteller for more than a day or two. Where is the safest place to hold my roll' Should I keep small amounts on the sites themselves and the bulk within Neteller' .... what do you guys who have ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		drawrs
Mar 11th, 2006
Re(2): Redbull
MONSTER KHAOS is the SHITE...and I hated energy drinks prior to finding Khaos
Posted in: Off Topic 		drawrs
Mar 10th, 2006