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Post annoying facebook status updates here please...
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DSKekaha
Feb 13th, 2012
Really, no reallly
As if you would even know what a "line of thinking" is. But you sound pretty sophisticated when you say it. I thought you were not supposed to care what I think. Just go back to doing that, what is your problem' If the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it. Does it really make you feel better to think you have insulted me with your high-minded name calling (Beetle Bailey-level faggot = so many levels above me that it sounds like a sixth-grader, obviously because I must be too dumb to think that fast/high/wide)' If that's what it takes, then fire away. Why does it burn you up so much that "some ...
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DSKekaha
Jun 11th, 2011
Really, no reallly
Firstly, I did not mean to imply that you should care what I think about you. I only said that you should keep doing what you do. My opinion that you are (or let's just say "sound like") a useless gasbag would definitely not be altered by your attacking the town I live in, but that's OK because you don't care what I think about you. I am in Puyallup because I am stationed nearby. I think it is a much nicer town than you apparently think it is, and I am happy with my choice to live here. I don't understand how attacking the place I live has any bearing on anything, except for bolstering my ...
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DSKekaha
Jun 11th, 2011
Really, no reallly
You and Cwag both sound like really cool guys. I recommend that you keep living your life just like this. It seems like you are both making a lot of contributions to our society. The fact that you like hanging out with Cwag so much speaks volumes about your character, and I hope you don't try to change just because "society" tells you that you are not supposed to be a useless gasbag with stupid stories about stupid people. Definitely keep doing what you're doing. I see great things in your future. Really. No, really.
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DSKekaha
Jun 10th, 2011
Anyone else hate this kid's face passionately?
I hope not, because I am an overly patriotic retard and I think that commercial is just fucking stupid.
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DSKekaha
May 25th, 2011
I got owned by a con artist... TLDR!!!!!!
XXEDPXX is right: you got conned
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DSKekaha
May 25th, 2011
Jon Stewart pwns O'Reilly again yaaaaaaawn
And you would be wrong. Many regular viewers of the network probably think the morning morons are .... morons. I know I do. But seriously, I guess the pwnage must have come after 23:00, which is when I finally got tired of watching a three month old interview trying to find some imaginary pwnage.
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DSKekaha
May 18th, 2011
If you were a soldier fighting in battle
During the battle itself, it doesn't register as "killing" like in ending the life of another individual with hopes and dreams and a family etc. During the actual firefight, every "kill" registers more as eliminating a threat. Each enemy combatant we shoot is an active and legitimate threat to my safety, my buddies' safety, and the accomplishment of our mission. A firefight raises stress; each time we reduce an element of the overall threat, it reduces the stress level. So I guess you could say that killing the enemy combatants has the immediate effect of making us feel "less bad", which ...
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DSKekaha
May 18th, 2011
I'd Paint three Murals For Some Of That Azz... (Megan Fox NSFW ITT)
I notice that she appears to have two breasts and a relatively low BMI. I guess that qualifies her, but damn, this bitch got overrated at some point along the way
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DSKekaha
Mar 29th, 2011
Fired for wearing Packers tie to work
If taking off the tie is part of his job description, then refusing to do so would definitely be a firing offense.
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DSKekaha
Jan 25th, 2011
Difference between liberals and conservatives?
That would be Bush's fault, obv
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DSKekaha
Jan 24th, 2011
What are the chances that two people win the lottary?
Yeah, I probably wasn't thinking when I wrote that So, could anyone please correct my math' Why is it not 21 billion to one' There are 56 possibilities for the first number drawn. After that number is set, there are 55 possibilities for the second number. 56*55, right' And doesn't it go like that for all five balls: 56*55*54*53*52 '' And then the megaball can be the same as any of those numbers, so multiply it by the highest mega number (46)' What did I do wrong there'
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DSKekaha
Jan 9th, 2011
What are the chances that two people win the lottary?
Your assumptions are wrong right from the start. It's lottery. One out of 135 milliion is the odds of winning any amount of money. The odds of winning the jackpot are more like one in 21 billion (56*55*54*53*52)*46(for the megaball). The odds against two people having the winning combo are probably like 42 billion to one. *NOTE: if you buy two tickets, your odds should improve to one in 10 billion. If you buy ten tickets, it should be a billion to one. I like those odds!
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DSKekaha
Jan 9th, 2011
The Senate is voting right now on repealing Don't Ask; Don't Tell
Not making us less safe, but nice try. Actually not even a nice try, as I can't figure out what that untrue declaration is even intended to accomplish/demonstrate. Loyal, hard-working, brave, qualified servicemembers who lack the discipline to not ask and not tell, do not belong in the military. They knew the policy when they joined, but still came out and expected what' To even make an issue of it, after signing up and swearing an oath, is a little too self-centered and attention-whore-ish to be an effective, trustworthy member of the a team. Those who have been discharged over DADT usually ...
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DSKekaha
Dec 18th, 2010
If and when you guys see Tron...
There was nobody named Anakin with a robe and a hood in Star Wars Episode 4
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DSKekaha
Dec 18th, 2010
Post ITT if You Hate.....
I support your position
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DSKekaha
Dec 18th, 2010
CTRL+v thread
The team differed from most others in the numerous constraints placed on their communication capability
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DSKekaha
Nov 29th, 2010
200 Bro names .... Can you think of any other Bro names?
How bout NotfeelinyaBro Is Domo Arigato Mr. Brotardo on the list'
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DSKekaha
Nov 24th, 2010
apple.com?
wtf is itunes'
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DSKekaha
Nov 15th, 2010
stupidest fake TV show ever
That's wierd. I've never seen the show, but when I saw the commercials, I totally assumed it was a comedy/satire along the lines of Reno 911.
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DSKekaha
Oct 29th, 2010
8 Reasons to Consider Voting Democratic on November 2nd
Fucktard. Smooth, real smooth. The President submits a budget request, right' No shit he signs it, and no shit he (his staff of "experts") wrote it. Congress approved it, and appropriated it (oversimplified for clarity). That would be Pelosi's Congress, and you know this. Your original comment implies that Bush was solely responsible for the budget, which you know is not true, and yes, that constitutes intellectual dishonesty. I love it when fucktards accuse me of being an idiot (now I'm getting confused) because they don't know what the fuck they are talking about and because they don't ...
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DSKekaha
Oct 29th, 2010
8 Reasons to Consider Voting Democratic on November 2nd
Probably not the ones who approved it, right' Fucking disgusting, how intellectually dishonest you are. You know better, yet you still do it
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DSKekaha
Oct 29th, 2010
Rachel Maddow lies?
He's just bitter because his parents named him Rachel. He must have gotten a lot of teasing for that in school. omg what a surprise It wasn't a fucking error, it was a lie. Saying "advanced notice" when she knew damn well that Stockman didn't have advance notice is not just a mis-speak. She is scared of the wave, she is trying to scare the useful idiots in her audience, and if she hadn't got caught, she would have let that shit stand.
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DSKekaha
Oct 23rd, 2010
Juan Williams fired!
Then there was that guy who called his own grandmother a "typical white person" because she felt nervous when she saw black people walking down the street toward her. Didn't he get fired too' No, wait....
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DSKekaha
Oct 23rd, 2010
If historical events had Facebook statuses (LOL)
Latest entries in Obama's Facebook:
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DSKekaha
Oct 21st, 2010
possible 3some (pics obv)
#2 got a cute face. Still need to see a good-looking pic of #1 to complete the evaluation
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DSKekaha
Oct 21st, 2010
god says gays go to hell ?
Untrue. Who sets the rules on what an individual can or cannot choose to believe'
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DSKekaha
Oct 12th, 2010
What will insurance do? Act of god on car.....
State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.
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DSKekaha
Oct 6th, 2010
Only Socialists (UD, Lenny, Poopy)would disagree w/ these videos
FYP
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DSKekaha
Sep 28th, 2010
Pennies suck.
The new 2010 pennies are really shiny
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DSKekaha
Sep 18th, 2010