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Re:worst day ever.
ive lost more friends to drinking/drugs than you have....stfu
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:worst day ever.
stfu you pos....go run into a brickwall headfirst douche
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:worst day ever.
sorry man....it honestly is a bitch and id be lying if i said it would get better in the next few months dont fuck up in the next year and if ur underage dont drink at all...keep ya head up and i hope you didnt blow and have some coin for a lawyer details and dont let all the haters get to you, posting anything in ot that could be construed as morally reprehensible will make these idiots feel like they should be the morality police and theyll try to one up you because their lives are really that shitty...fuck them
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:Anyone got links to last nights UFC fights????
ty for the supernova tube link....and thank god i dont know what happened yet....will be back after the main event and guida undercard fight g0000000000 guida
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:Viagra usage
its not a myth but it sucks when you have to tape your dick to ur leg 4 hrs later bc it wont gtfdown
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:Any other poor schmucks have to work during the superbowl?
patience grasshopper....soon ull have 12 weeks off per year and youll only hate your job 40 weeks/year how sweet it is fwiw i worked 24/26 days til yesterday
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:Anyone want Arizona + 6.5 ?
any chance of getting an ***official place ur bets here***thread so i dont have to delete this shit all day'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:a small step in the right direction - legalize it
minimum mandatory sentences are absolute bullshit.....let rapists/murderers out early so you have space for 'real' criminals i wont be happy til they drop the canniboid portion of my drug screenings, but this is def good news good for him
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Feb 1st, 2009
Re:ugh i need valentines day gift advice
he lives at his parents house him some dope steaks and give him a blowjob.....sick valentines day imo
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:my wife walked in while I was rubbing one off
siiha
Posted in: Bad Beats 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:religion and faith
discussing religion does as much good as arguing via the internet who has the biggest dick faith isnt something that can be fought over....u have it or you dont...lol at anyone who wants to make it an argument
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
ive tried twice to alleviate this, cant get blood from turnips....and tlmlslslmsls is the heart of that place as said above
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
lol
i pwn one new intern from whom i got dome cant believe i was dumb enough to drive home embarrassed am i
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
post more....i seriously mean this, if i pulled a lurker out just to hate on some innocent 18 yo im happy
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:I need a new UB screenname
rotpipper p0tripper etc i was gonna go with nionioII but thats been taken
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:Did Michael Phelps get caught smoking weed?
this + who cares
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:does anyone actually think the cardinals can win?
theyve got heart...ive bet against them every stage and have won...i doubled the antes in pittsburghs favor so im sure theyll win
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol

Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
some ppl never understood andy kaufman
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
i really used to think you had a brain (x) rich (x) spoiled, although not like my sisters..glad they do it for them, my youngest sister is going to georgetown, skeet skeet for her (x) grateful ( ) ot is better now than its ever been
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
my parents are some of the greatest ppl in the world....this was a jopke...i just like to guage how hated i am from time to time and im winning lol at u haters....get a fucking hobby or something
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:Who needs a laugh?
i was hoping this would make me smile....im still crying on the inside
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
ill probably buy and sell them very soon....fwiw im gonna buy high and sell low, very low after this bullshit also they generally take economy cruises and have cabins in the very low deck-pretty non-baller imo
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
im trying to keep a stoic attitude mrs robinson....im shattered on the inside
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
those old bastids can kiss my ass....what is the point of having kids if ur not going to take them on every vacation u go on'''' third vacation in a row im not invited too..(st martins and a tour of western america--this one would of sucked tho..fucking vacation style)..i guess banging that chick on the last cruise (and vacation i was invited to) in the room next to my parents and my mom hearing it wasnt as smart as i once thought it was
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
i agree....its not me thats gonna be soiling myself in some pos nursing home
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
they live 500 miles away....hmm, they didnt invite my bro either and he lives in their basement still....this has potential
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
dude im 18 now and all grown up shit bro, im a grown ass man
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:lol
*youre an annoying brat-yes, most definitely lol at me living at home, moved out at a mature 16
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009
Re:The Dooze
zomg lul at u.....its irony you putz
Posted in: Off Topic 		Earlybird893
Jan 31st, 2009