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Re:Men's Rights
You do have the right to bust in her mouth of in her gapping hole though.
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EaSeBack
Oct 17th, 2008
Final table at CP Fall Classic Final Table blinds skip a structure at FT?
So were at the final table of the Omaha hi/lo limit event with 10 people left blinds at 2000/4000. So we go on break for an hour before the final table. After the 2000/4000 structure was up the tourny screen jumps the blinds to 5000/10000 because it wasnt timed right with the break. So we end up missing the whole 3000/6000 structure all together. The whole entire table agreed that we skipped the structure and wanted to play it. The Tourny director jimmy something or other says that he will not allow it because it wouldn't be legal and they could get in trouble. Even after the whole table ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Oct 15th, 2008
Re:AJKHoosier1 with a solid stack in the FTP $1 million guarantee:)
congrats homie
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Jul 20th, 2008
Re:Quit day job to play full time?
I'm around the same boat you are in right now heaps. I had a good job cooking on the line at a reputable restaurant in Minneapolis and on my way to be a head chef somewhere within a 2-5 year period. I've been an even player for about the past 2 years. Then I deposited 200 on cake poker and took a shot at the 5/10 limit games. I've been grinding it out on there for the past 3-4 months and up a little more then 30k. My last day of work actually was 5 days ago. Since then I've really had no desire to even play that much poker. I was always tired due to my job and felt like I ...
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EaSeBack
Jul 20th, 2008
Re:PICS of multimonitor setup
Are those penis enlarger pills'
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EaSeBack
Jul 19th, 2008
Re:Sunday $200k cheesestake registering now #95503736
put me in coach
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EaSeBack
Jul 12th, 2008
Re:Another amazing HS baseball story (stake opportunity)
26-2 37-3 41-4
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EaSeBack
Jul 9th, 2008
Re(1): Canterbury Fall Classic Rollcall
I'll be playing in mon/tue event weee can't wait.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Oct 12th, 2007
Re(1): Playing with the big boys...
Why do you bet the river' Your either losing or chopping.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
May 10th, 2007
Re(1): I almost cried while taking a dump....
You should prolly go get it looked at you prolly got a tear in your bunghole. That shit will never heal proper without medication or surgery.
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EaSeBack
Apr 10th, 2007
Re(1): I almost cried while taking a dump....
Ouch.
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EaSeBack
Apr 10th, 2007
Re(1): Is it OK to start making Barbaro jokes yet?
This thread made me have to pee.
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EaSeBack
Jan 30th, 2007
Re(1): I can not believe this can happen in the USA
Yeah this shit was really fucked up. Hip hop artist Murs actually made a song about this its really good. You can check it out here.
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EaSeBack
Jan 25th, 2007
Re(1): Whos the 2nd best white rapper?

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EaSeBack
Jan 24th, 2007
Re(1): health effects of excercise in cold
No problem there. The whole you get sick cause its cold out is bullshit. I would worry more about being able to run a mile in 7 1/2 minutes.
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EaSeBack
Jan 20th, 2007
Re(2): win free money playing flash games
MiKe319@
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EaSeBack
Jan 18th, 2007
Re(2): Ghostface - Pokerface Best song about poker ever!
Pralad comes in 2nd obv.
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EaSeBack
Jan 18th, 2007
Re(1): Buddy screwed by his girlfriend
Are you sure that your not Brad' It sounds like she wanted to have a good time with her friend on new years and brad which is understandable. Maybe "Brad" should lay the down the law himself. Her friend can't do something on her own while they go to the game'
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EaSeBack
Jan 18th, 2007
Ghostface - Pokerface Best song about poker ever!
This is possibly the best poker song ever made. I saw another post about it but nobody ever posted the song. IT's my theme song atm. its the first song on there.
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EaSeBack
Jan 18th, 2007
Re(1): am i netellers first american victim?
Netteler is massivly screwing me right now....They overdrew my account somehow that ended up costing me 149 dollars. When they found the error they put pending for the amount that they were transfering back to my bank account. That amount is still pending as of 1/10...8 days wtf' I did an EFT deposit to my bank account 3 days ago and I've talked to 3 people about it. One of which said it would take 2 days. Another person told me it would take 2 weeks. The other person went on lunch break in the middle of our conversation. The guy that said 2 days told my both of these transfers would show up ...
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EaSeBack
Jan 18th, 2007
SPIKE OF THE CENTURY
WOOO i put ahorrible beat one someone. PokerStars Game #7416740410: Tournament #37927973 $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/12/12 - 20:12:46 (ET) Table '37927973 4' 9-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: a33bars (8750 in chips) Seat 2: Eye_Rays (8200 in chips) Seat 3: owlking (770 in chips) is sitting out Seat 5: Husky72 (4091 in chips) Seat 6: EaSeBaCk7 (10540 in chips) Seat 7: Balco Barry (3420 in chips) Seat 8: chucky2short (12900 in chips) Seat 9: BriscoDarlin (4340 in chips) Balco Barry: posts small blind 100 chucky2short: posts big blind ...
Posted in: Bad Beats
EaSeBack
Dec 12th, 2006
Re(2): top chef
This show is full of a buncha worthless pieces for sure.
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EaSeBack
Dec 3rd, 2006
Re(1): SHIP IT TO SHIPIT11!!!!!!!!!!!
I already told you..Your winning..
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Dec 2nd, 2006
Odds of getting Aces back to back and getting cracked?
Any idea' Full Tilt Poker Game #1259646554: $16,000 Guarantee (8452975), Table 33 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:46:06 ET - 2006/11/17 Seat 1: Jimyduck (5,952) Seat 2: MaC LeThaL (16,620) Seat 3: toad43 (6,479) Seat 4: Hetrick_who (4,763) Seat 5: Seasoned Pro (7,895) Seat 6: jasonbruchey (1,384) Seat 7: buzzamillion (5,682) Seat 9: smoovv (1,710) Jimyduck antes 25 MaC LeThaL antes 25 toad43 antes 25 Hetrick_who antes 25 Seasoned Pro antes 25 jasonbruchey antes 25 buzzamillion antes 25 smoovv antes 25 Hetrick_who posts the small blind of 120 Seasoned Pro posts the big blind of ...
Posted in: Bad Beats
EaSeBack
Nov 16th, 2006
Re(1): Odds of getting Aces back to back and getting cracked?
Yeah i went to chip leader to 30th super sweet!
Posted in: Bad Beats
EaSeBack
Nov 16th, 2006
Odds of getting Aces back to back and getting cracked?
Gonna shank somebody. Full Tilt Poker Game #1259646554: $16,000 Guarantee (8452975), Table 33 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:46:06 ET - 2006/11/17 Seat 1: Jimyduck (5,952) Seat 2: MaC LeThaL (16,620) Seat 3: toad43 (6,479) Seat 4: Hetrick_who (4,763) Seat 5: Seasoned Pro (7,895) Seat 6: jasonbruchey (1,384) Seat 7: buzzamillion (5,682) Seat 9: smoovv (1,710) Jimyduck antes 25 MaC LeThaL antes 25 toad43 antes 25 Hetrick_who antes 25 Seasoned Pro antes 25 jasonbruchey antes 25 buzzamillion antes 25 smoovv antes 25 Hetrick_who posts the small blind of 120 Seasoned Pro posts the big ...
Posted in: Bad Beats
EaSeBack
Nov 16th, 2006
Re(1): Mansion Paybacks
Thanks for this Mansion...But like some others said you really need to fix the interface. The game play seems very slow. The interface really bothers me for some reason along with the noises. I have looked a couple times and I can't find anything about my 100% bonus back release. To top that off I have take my lazy ass somewhere to fax you my license to cash out. I don't mean to be negative but yeah.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Nov 16th, 2006
Re(1): I need a ruling...
So your logging into someone elses personal account. Using money that you obviously don't have to play poker with. And you don't see the problem here..
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Nov 16th, 2006
Re(1): The New Tech N9ne CD is SOOOOOO SICK
Bout ta bubble is my theme song right now. Since i just bubbled 3 times today.
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EaSeBack
Nov 16th, 2006
Re(1): ONLY 259 players in the 55$ freeroll and 20mins left
Im kind of upset I deposited to play in this actually. The interface is sooooooo annoying and I can't cash out.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
EaSeBack
Nov 15th, 2006