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America's Got Talent With Howard Stern
Heres the formula for an AGT episode -Have one really arrogant person that bombs -Montage of acts that got through but won't get air time -Before commercial cut to clip of dangerous act and show Howie or Sharon covering their eyes -Ugly person that can sing Nessun Dorma really well -Embarrassing fat/ugly/flamboyantly gay person do a dance routine and fail... Insert Nick Cannon joining the person on stage and start dancing with them... Judges pretend to laugh like it hasn't happened before.
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May 16th, 2012
OT Confessions
Why is a 35 + 45 y/o woman with no sex drive a regular on a body building forums' I thought women into lifting were horny as fuck.... Id seriously give my own money to have that email traced if its real. I know it'd kill the "sanctity" of confessions but screw it, I'd love to see what happened after she was exposed...
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May 16th, 2012
The Secret Meeting that Changed Rap Music and Destroyed a Generation
I dont really care about this article because there is no way to substantiate it... I was referring to the general theory that El Burro put forth... Agree with Sufur tho EDIT: Norcal, for theory sake... If the music industry went to Miley Cirus (or whomever is popular at the time) and paid her x amount of dollars to sing about how good it is to suck dick/shoplift/do blow... Do you think there wouldnt be some sort of trend developed amongst middle class white girls that follow her'
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May 3rd, 2012
The Secret Meeting that Changed Rap Music and Destroyed a Generation
Its not unethical to take advantage of someone because someone else will if you dont' Good theory...
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May 3rd, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
I loved the thread where that guy trolled everyone into believing that he always parked his car in two spots... From what I remember it turned pretty personal and the insults were flying.... What about the time the guy linked the thread to the workout forum where the dude killed himself on JustinTv and everyone thought he was faking it... I remember that one vividly because I went to his myspace to see if it was legit and "Day and Night" by Kid Cudi was on his playlist and ever since then that song reminded me of that
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May 2nd, 2012
Interest in low SCOOP Competition???
Im in... Look forward to being picked last! I will actually put in volume for this though
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Apr 30th, 2012
How many OT'ers have played in the WSOP ME?
Finished 76 in the 06 main event for 75k.... Got quite a bit of tv time.... A lot of which people hate on me for...
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Apr 16th, 2012
WTF is wrong with people
Why does news of Zimmerman being injured settle the case' What if Zimmerman instigated the conflict (walked up to him and grabbed his arm or something)' Did Treyvon not have the same right to protect himself from a percieved threat' Whats he supposed to do when someone has been following him for a few blocks and approaches him' Personally I dont think Zimmerman will get jail time and probably shouldn't. Not because he isn't guilty of something but rather its on the state to prove that guilt which I dont think will be possible with this scenario. And to me thats a good thing. Sucks that ...
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Apr 3rd, 2012
WTF is wrong with people
Who's screaming for help means nothing in this case' Im fairly sure if they can outright prove who was screaming it will be a very important piece of evidence for this case. If its Treyvon it'll look like cold blooded murder, If it's Zimmerman it will look like a man defending his life possibly using his gun as a last resort. Just trying to imagine how lawyers would present it. Not necessarily my take on either outcome
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Apr 3rd, 2012
Rate My April Fools Day Joke
Popeys being called a restaurant made me sad.
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Apr 2nd, 2012
WTF is wrong with people
I wonder if all the people giving Zimmerman the benefit of the doubt also did the same with OJ. In before "well Blacks did the same thing". I get it. You're both retarded... Does he deserve to go straight to jail' No. Should there have been an adequate investigation the day of the murder' Yes. Sadly there wasn't and it has probably left the state no viable opportunity to take him to trial. To those of you saying it isn't a race issue you must be fairly naive. It can still be an issue of race without Zimmerman being overtly racist (or even covertly). He racially profiled a young man in a ...
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Mar 31st, 2012
Post annoying facebook status updates here please...
Is having 5k in your bank account brag worthy' I'm far from baller and Im missing whats dope about that.... (Unless shes 20 or something, which she might be based on the description)
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Mar 28th, 2012
Friend is bringing the Grey Cup (CanadianVinceLombarditrophy) to hometown..need ideas
Hey guys and girl... My roommate from last year was lucky enough to win the Grey Cup and he is bringing it back to our hometown next week... He has two days with it and Im having trouble thinking of something special to do for the second night. Another guy on the team had a friend that was a helicopter pilot and took it on a pretty sick photoshoot in the mountains... Sadly Im not a pilot or have access to anything that sweet... Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
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Mar 14th, 2012
Finish this sentence. The typical OTer.....
preys to have the same ARPT as TheWacoKidd someday
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Mar 9th, 2012
** Survivor: One World Official Thread **
Wow that was the dumbest thing in Survivor history (Unless Im missing something)... Was there any upside in making that move' I mean whats the difference between doing that and just throwing the next challenge. At least the latter of the two guarantees a girl being eliminated. I think next week theyre mixing the tribes and colton is going to have to give the idol to someone on the other side... The producers probably set it up so he'll end up with Sabrina and his covert racism will be brought to the forefront... (Maybe Leif tells her or something). At this point the only guys I can cheer ...
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Mar 8th, 2012
Kony 2012
Yeah Milo, We shouldnt derail and I agree with some of your points. It could foster some good debate in another thread but I doubt any non Canadians would give a crap...
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Mar 7th, 2012
Kony 2012
FFS people dont give a shit about Kony and wont do anything about it regardless of their pseudo bleeding hearts. All this BS on facebook is just like when Steve Jobs and Whitney Houston died and everyone became big heart broken fans... If youre going to make a difference you don't need to announce it to the world, just do it. I realize the argument is coming that this is about awareness etc but in reality its just about people making it aware that they "care" about something. It really bothers me coming from Canada too because of the terrible situation Aboriginals are living in now and ...
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Mar 7th, 2012
Things you're ashamed to admit you don't know
How to post youtube, or .gifs (whatever theyre called), Difference between verbs, adverbs, nouns, pronouns etc. How to clean a toilet brush, many many more things
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Feb 16th, 2012
Hope for Knicks fans
Although I have a soft spot for The Raptors I cannot stand Jose Calderon. He had a sick game vs The Lakers last week and a greats start tonight... Hopefully some sucker team picks him up not realizing how bad he actually is. Come on Lin, destroy this fool
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Feb 14th, 2012
Hope for Knicks fans
Yo Kellykip, stfu already. We get it. You hate the Knicks! Why do you need to just come in here and shit on our parade constantly. Is he going to sustain this' Of course not... Thanks for pointing that out. You must be a pro scout or something. Knicks fans havent had anything to cheer about in years, cant you just let us have a 4 game window of enjoyment. Go back to sucking off Lebron, Kobe, Griffin or whoever you love....
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Feb 11th, 2012
How much money would it take
Yah if you take into account your family knowing the consequences of your decision they would have to understand... That being said my question becomes pretty stupid. If they didnt know the consequences and you just vanished I think it creates a different dynamic.
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Jan 27th, 2012
How much money would it take
This comment made me think of another question. For those of you saying no amount of money (Im in the same boat)... Would you rather take the X amount of dollars and never see them again... or be incarcerated for life with full contact(also some conjugal visits with the wifey obv)' Might be a dumb question but I dunno the answer myself.
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Jan 27th, 2012
I nominate LeftyMark for OT President
I say we make Tourney the new OT president. I mean you wouldn't lie to us, right'
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Jan 13th, 2012
Xmas day nba thread
Also, anyone think Shaq was really disappointing' I guess its only his first time doing the whole half time gig but I thought his charisma would make it easy on him. Seemed nervous as fuck and was just reading off the piece of paper the whole time.
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Dec 25th, 2011
Xmas day nba thread
Poach99 is embarrassing me as a Knicks fan... (not really sure he is or just really hates KG for some reason)... Im not trying to talk shit but I am happy about the win. And as stated in the other thread I think Knicks will have a better record than the Celtics.. Well that was until what I saw today... Rondo just seems pissed about being in trade talks and has something to prove. Bass also looked super sick, although a lot of his points were off of the Knicks terrible plan of trapping Rondo at half court when everyone on earth knows thats not possible...
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Dec 25th, 2011
Xmas day nba thread
Insert lack of Paul Pierce excuse.... I know its fun to hate on the Knicks here but that was a satisfying win... They executed as poorly as possible but luckily Melo carried them. WTF was with the offensive boards by Celtics, if its going to be that bad for the Knicks theyll be lucky to come in 7th in the East..
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Dec 25th, 2011
Anyone Travel to Turkey or Morocco?
Hodge, Can you explain the bleeding nose story' Haha Im seriously interested not trying to troll or anything. I have to disagree with what you said about the women of Morocco. I was last there quite awhile ago but I got action from two local girls that I met at this shitty arcade in the market(I guess it might be a different between adults there, I was 17 at the time). I can only imagine its more liberal now. As for OP, I would suggest hitting up Asilah, its a nice and smaller coastal town with beautiful architecture, nice beaches, really good seafood. And from what I remember you can take a ...
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Dec 24th, 2011
Best sport to....
I agree with what youre saying but I was more so talking about the fans. Went to a Lakers/Jazz playoff game a couple years ago and other than the player introductions there was no electricity in the air..
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Dec 23rd, 2011
Best sport to....
a)Listen to on the radio b)Watch on Tv c)Attend in person Buddy and I were talking about this last night. My choices were a) Baseball, b) Basketball (Football being a close second), c) Hockey (no contest IMO, lolcanada). For worst I would go A)football B) Baseball C)Basketball (I love all these sports in person but I had to pick one. I find the passion just isnt there compared to the other sports in regards to basketball)
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Dec 23rd, 2011
CHK's NBA Power Rankings
lol what a joke. Clippers, Spurs, Boston ahead of New York' Even Orlando is borderline. Yah Im a homer for the Knicks but I feel I have realistic expectations. One of them being never winning a title with Amare :(. But There is no way those teams are better than NY comprised as is. After Boston decimated their front court they have little chance against NY in a playoff series and I dont think Orlando does either. Ill be the first to admit the Knicks have zero chance of beating Chicago or Miami tho.
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Dec 20th, 2011