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Real Name Dave Mulecock
Location Dallas, Texas, United States
Gender Male
Total Posts 9,386
Member Since Jan 17th, 2006
Last Login 1 Hour Ago at 02:25 PM
Profile Views3,330
Personal
- Profession Shaving my ass and walking backwards.
- Favorite Place to Play Live PokerIn abandoned refrigerators.
- Hobbies Contravans (as pictured). Carrying coffee beans for my homeboy, Juan Valdez. Secksing in my sweet TA
- Favorite Cash Games Pot limit peeing for distance.
- Favorite Tournament Game Hide and go seek.
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The word "Contravan" is derived from the Latin word 'Contra', which means "popular Nintendo game from the 80s", combined with the modern English word 'van', which means "four-wheeled, enclosed vehicle utilized for the transportation of occupants of v
