- Profession Shaving my ass and walking backwards.
- Favorite Place to Play Live PokerIn abandoned refrigerators.
- Hobbies Contravans (as pictured). Carrying coffee beans for my homeboy, Juan Valdez. Secksing in my sweet TA
- Favorite Cash Games Pot limit peeing for distance.
- Favorite Tournament Game Hide and go seek.
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The word "Contravan" is derived from the Latin word 'Contra', which means "popular Nintendo game from the 80s", combined with the modern English word 'van', which means "four-wheeled, enclosed vehicle utilized for the transportation of occupants of v