About El Burro

The word "Contravan" is derived from the Latin word 'Contra', which means "popular Nintendo game from the 80s", combined with the modern English word 'van', which means "four-wheeled, enclosed vehicle utilized for the transportation of occupants of v

Basic Information

• Member Since

  Jan 17th, 2006

• Real Name

  Dave Mulecock

• Location

  Dallas, Texas, United States

• Gender

  Male

• Last Login

  37 Minutes Ago at 03:09 AM

• Total Posts

  8,504

• Threads Started

  423 (4.97%)

• ARPT

  20.1 / 18.3

• AVPT

  1,404.59 / 74

• Last Post

  Pure evil - 15 year old murderer
  19 Hours Ago at 08:09 AM

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El Burro's Recent Threads

• Why I used to be a smoker. [Jan 9th, 2012]

  Views: 1203. Replies: 54. Last Poster: MissBecky

• Paying for a nice looking yard...or touchdowns. Who cares? [Nov 18th, 2011]

  Views: 556. Replies: 29. Last Poster: LoveHatePoker

• Before you bet VT tonight... [Nov 17th, 2011]

  Views: 535. Replies: 29. Last Poster: Mr323

• USC @ Colorado [Nov 4th, 2011]

  Views: 1360. Replies: 79. Last Poster: wantagolf

• Anyone watching E:60? [Nov 1st, 2011]

  Views: 247. Replies: 6. Last Poster: RadCon

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Detailed Information

• Favorite Players

  Mindy Vega

• Favorite Poker Hand

  J♠ T♠

• Profession

  Shaving my ass and walking backwards.

• Favorite Place to Play Live Poker

  In abandoned refrigerators.

• Hobbies

  Contravans (as pictured). Carrying coffee beans for my homeboy, Juan Valdez. Secksing in my sweet TA

• Favorite Cash Game

  Pot limit peeing for distance.

• Favorite Tournament Game

  Hide and go seek.