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quick lawyer curbside consult needed
Just tell them that you have a helicopter.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 31st, 2012
Best Credit Card Company/Supplier?
I jacked off at a Walgreens in Atlanta one time.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 31st, 2012
military chics in uniform breast feeding
It's an outrage because it's discriminatory. If chicks can flop their boobs out to have their offspring ruin them, they should also be flopping them out in public for my enjoyment when not serving any nourishment purpose.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 31st, 2012
welp..here we go.
You misspelled 'Dutch Rudder'.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
Anyone Having Yahoo Search Engine Problems Today?
I just discovered that aol still has dialup access numbers. I called one and got half a stiffy reminiscing about that sound and waiting 10 minutes for a picture of Pamela Anderson's boobs to load. /
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
Anyone Having Yahoo Search Engine Problems Today?
Are you sure your modem is hooked up properly' Even if you have a 56k, you might only be getting 28.8 or even 14.4.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
Kali Baaaaby
When does the music start' Up to at least 1:38, it's just some dude talking and messing with a blender or something.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
I think I got hooked by a pretty solid level. If so, vwpmf.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
I'm not sure how to cope with the horribleness of this commercial
Seriously' That commercial was pretty mffunny imo. Edit: "I'm a pothole" was funny. Panties dropping from remembering the soup du jour is dreadful.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
You can't really be this much of a dildo. Go to a lake marina pretty much anywhere in the U.S. and limit your research to boats valued north of $100k and their owners (who would almost all presumably be in the top 1% of income). I'll give you $5 for every microbrew bottle/can you see; you give me five cents for every mainstream light beer can. If we do this nationwide, I'm ending up with more $ in my pocket 100% of the time. We might end up close in some places (i.e. Portland), but you would be slaughtered on the grand scale. Granted, my example would be based on people who we have reason ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Definitely agree on supporting local. Also agree that there is obviously a strong market for craft beers. I just think that the mainstream light beers will always be more popular - partially because having more than a couple microbrews can be a miserable experience. As a side note, it looks like Sam Adams is sandbagging to stay under the 6M annual barrells mark to stay classified as a "craft" brewer.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
Lunch matchup Finals: Einstein vs JFK
It's not the mystery that makes him interesting. I would be most interested in speaking with Einstein about things he wasn't famous for. From what I have heard and read, he also sounds like a pretty funny dude.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
See edit.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Did a couple of minutes of research, and it looks like Anheuser Busch and MillerCoors have a little over 75% of the domestic beer market. Yeah, I was way off base. Giggle. Edit: Microbreweries had more than 5% of the domestic market for the first time in 2011. There are ~2,000 craft breweries in the US. All of them combined sold less than Bud Light spilled last year. I suspect that Sam Adams and New Belgium have a significant portion of that market, followed by the Sierra Nevada-sized brewers and eventually (and distantly) by the 1,987ish brewers that nobody has ever heard of - and ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Congrats on paying $9 a bottle for some IPA nobody has ever heard of. It's a great accomplishment worthy of all the respect heaped upon you by the other champions of industry whose self image is dependent upon a beverage. The fact is, most microbrews taste like shit and stay microbrews because...well...because they taste like shit and never gain much popularity. For the most part, it seems like the microbrew crowd is defined primarily by 20-somethings making 30-something and taking pride in being able to buy something more expensive than 30 'Stones for the first few years out of college. In ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
Lunch matchup Finals: Einstein vs JFK
Einstein is much more historically significant and interesting, imo. It would be fun to get wasted at chase tail with "Mattress Jack" in his rowdier, younger days, but I think a few hours at lunch with Einstein would be much more interesting and entertaining. The memory of JFK is absurdly romanticized. He was rich. His wife was hot. One brother got popped by the mob. Another brother got wasted and drowned a girl in his car. The family has an incredibly interesting history, but choosing him over Einstein would be like choosing a cast member from Jersey Shore over Benjamin Franklin.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
Lunch matchup Finals: Einstein vs JFK
A.E. ainec.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
Official 2012 OT Workout Crew Thread
I always go mixed on DL, and have never felt anything in my biceps of underhand arm. But I also haven't pulled anything north of 335.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
welp..here we go.
The quickest way to figure out someone is a dildo is to hear them say how awful mainstream American lagers are. When I hear that, it becomes clear that knowing or interacting with that person is a waste of time, and a guaranteed source of disdain. There may be no higher form of douchebaggery.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
RIP Johnny Tapia
RIP Johnny. Pretty amazing that he made it to 30; 45 is almost unbelievable.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 29th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
Do you currently jack off to pictures of large jungle cats' If not, your human brain and dick probably aren't going to be too keen on fucking other lions.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 28th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
Bald Eagle because it would be easiest to kill myself after I got bored of flying and went insane from the hundreds of causes of permanent frustration; for instance, having a frozen, human dick that constantly gets snagged on branches and whatnot and is always cold because bald eagles don't generally thrive in warm, arid climates. You would hate your dick as any of those animals. Imagine swimming as a great white in freezing water with a human dick, or dragging your human dick around as an anaconda. Awful.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 28th, 2012
Community
Alison Brie makes my wiener feel funny.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 28th, 2012
Stuff To Do in Denver
Denver has some of the best masturbating anywhere.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 27th, 2012
Where were the Democrats on this?
There are lots of Puerto Ricans and homosexuals ITT.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 26th, 2012
Your favorite vodka drink
There's a douchey new place in Uptown Dallas that has these as their signature drink. They're terrible. The combination of ginger beer and copper mug is like licking pennies.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 26th, 2012
How can I retrieve the treasure at the bottom of my retention pond?
Unforseen is good at planning.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 25th, 2012
Your favorite vodka drink
Any orange vodka (i.e. Absolut Mandarin) and club soda.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 25th, 2012
OT Confessions
Gay sauna hot tub gloryhole incest. I never thought I'd read a story about that. Holy fucking moly.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 25th, 2012
Road Sodas
Are you MADD sheep really that upset about *passengers* drinking roadies' It's still a road soda, even if you aren't driving. And they're awesome. I wish it was still legal for passengers to drink.
Posted in: Off Topic 		El Burro
May 25th, 2012