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Choose my halloween costume... Last year I came up with the idea below....the idea was so ill received both hear and the those who I shared my idea with that I figured I had to come back this year with an idea even worse than last years....so here is last year's idea followed by this year's idea: Last Year: It's facebook obv...and I plan on bringing a sharpie marker for people to write on my plain t-shirt. dams oh man, that's awful LeftyMark El tib that might be the worst I've ever seen. Good luck with it. This Year's Idea: It's the 3-D version of me....and for those haters I included a tape measure on my ... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Oct 7th, 2010
Official NFL Week 5 FFB Advice My team is 1-3 and as a result I have made a few pickups hoping to improve my RB positions...now I have too many and want advice on who to keep/trade/drop for the best season results: I currently have 4/6 bench spots as RBs with 2 starting RBs....here's the list: Michael Turner Jonathan Stewart Ryan Torain BenJarvis Ellis Mike Tolbert Ricky Williams I need to drop 1 this week to add a kicker for my bye week and could probably use to trade at least 1 to improve my WR positions. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Oct 5th, 2010
Whats your quickest sex session? I bet that hooker made a sick $/hr Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 9th, 2010
Poker joke.. FINISHED YOUR STORY! Apparently we had made some noise b/c when we came out Chris Carpenter, Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee and Ubaldo Jimenez were all standing outside the bathroom and threw 98mph daggers into our hearts and they were all like, "4 Aces Beats a Full House beeeyotches!! mwhahahahaha" Everybody in the stands stood in silence all shocked until the Queen herself appeared on the jumbo tron via a direct feed to her castle and was like, "Seriously guys, these jokes are bad....and I don't even have a sense of humor....not cool." Pretty much uneventful after that. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 9th, 2010
I can't open stuff on my desktop anymore (like, if I double click it, it asks... Did you try unplugging your keyboard and mouse and blowing into the sockets (ala old NES games) and putting them back in' oh and sorry I only read the title and didn't read any replies in case you already tried this Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 9th, 2010
Stakes. I am such an idiot....4th straight time this guy raised big in the BB w/ limpers and led out on the flop PokerStars Game #46479672983: Tournament #319010773, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2010/07/07 18:38:28 CT [2010/07/07 19:38:28 ET] Table '319010773 115' 6-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: Shiko666 (2821 in chips) Seat 2: El_Tiburon2 (6995 in chips) Seat 3: cws33 (10895 in chips) Seat 4: RedFivez (7904 in chips) Seat 5: rosbudd (8600 in chips) Seat 6: mabarrigada1 (1731 in chips) cws33: posts small blind 100 RedFivez: posts big blind 200 *** ... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 7th, 2010
Stakes. PokerStars Game #46477800300: Tournament #319010773, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2010/07/07 17:50:05 CT [2010/07/07 18:50:05 ET] Table '319010773 115' 6-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: Shiko666 (8796 in chips) Seat 2: El_Tiburon2 (3921 in chips) Seat 3: Gudinez (2745 in chips) Seat 4: RedFivez (4485 in chips) Seat 5: CASHLOANSNOW (2966 in chips) Seat 6: BTpokerface (3097 in chips) RedFivez: posts small blind 25 CASHLOANSNOW: posts big blind 50 * HOLE CARDS * Dealt to El_Tiburon2 [5s As] BTpokerface: folds Shiko666: folds El_Tiburon2: ... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 7th, 2010
Stakes. wooohoo thanks rocket....I have received and registered and will post any hands of interest leading up to me and Mr. Kong's final table match-up. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 7th, 2010
Stoning people to death This pretty much sums up my thoughts on the subject Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 7th, 2010
Stakes. I'm certainly not a noob, but I'm not sure if I have the skills you are looking for (although I have taken down several MTTs in my days of playing consistent poker many a years ago) either way, gl the the horses you choose and the obligatory random hot girl Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 7th, 2010
undergrad studies A man of his word...looks like you have put some thought and work into this project...good luck. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 5th, 2010
How long does it take you to drink a beer? I drink till I'm drunk, the n I drink a lot more. Alcohol is the best when you get to pour. I had a few drinks, mostly domestic brews. I hope nobody mminds if I go home and spews.... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 4th, 2010
Traditions you dislike buying shit for people's birthdays....I am all about celebrating birthdays with parties and doing things like going out of town, to a concert etc but having to buy gifts of stuff that you wouldn't normally buy just so you don't look like an asshole is the worst. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 3rd, 2010
Do you like rainbows? Double rainbow all da way across the sky! Almost a triple rainbow! This makes me feel much better about when I saw a double rainbow last month (true story) and stopped and stared at it for a few seconds thinking it was cool Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 3rd, 2010
Thoughts on this ad (U.S. soccer related)?? Despite the obv jokes about thanks for only playing half the game etc....that was a great commercial. I do love how USA plays the game without all the BS dramatics that so many people hate. I really hope going forward refs start throwing more yellow and red cards for obvious flops. When the World Cup comes back to the USA, it's going to be nuts. It was crazy in '94 and that was before anybody in this country watched ANY soccer on TV unless they were rooting for the other countries. I plan on paying whatever it takes to see a US world cup game on american soil. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 2nd, 2010
***Official 2010 FIFA World Cup Thread*** just wooooooooooooooow at that last second Ghana action and missing the PK....please LOSE GHANA! Oh How I hate the Ghana team GOOOOOO URUGUAY!! on a side note, it was nice to see Uruguay exhausted and getting worked over in extra time like USA did....future clubs take note to not let a game go into extra time against the super fit ghanananians Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 2nd, 2010
Steve Carell leaving the Office Company gets new management, bought out with some scenario in which Michael quitting the company makes him the hero and saving everybody else's job The new manager could be this guy: and hope for the best...obviously nobody can replace Steve Carell, but they might as well try something new so long as it doesn't become just a Michael Scott wannabe. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 2nd, 2010
Air Lifting Depends on your mirror setup. If you have one of the 3 sided mirrors your muscles will def look tone working out without weights. Standard flat mirror, you need weights or you just look silly. If you have a mirror on the ceiling you shouldn't be focused on how tone your muscles are, b/c then it's not all about you. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 2nd, 2010
The 24 types of Libertarians fighting fire with fire....but I think most people who consider themselves to have libertarian leanings don't buy into the whole enchilada that is the butt of most libertarian portrayals. It's not about getting rid of the government completely, it's not about looking at weighing all the functions of government that have worked vs those that haven't and using that as an overall indicator on whether the government should do anything ever again. At least in my case, it's more of a heading for the exit from previous party affiliations (most coming from the Republican side it seems) to try ... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 2nd, 2010
The 24 types of Libertarians Apparently they missed at least one variety... the anti-Underdog: The government doesn't need to fix everything, and isn't the answer to all the world's problems. Also, it is possible to have crooked democrat politicians...even in the White House...etc etc That wasn't even funny....(I am referring to both the OP and mine obv) Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 1st, 2010
My buddy and I need to figure out who gets the master bed room at our new place Seriously this or you will both end up pissed over some stupid game. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 1st, 2010
Drinking with Bob Most insightful response in this thread as for op, first it's the mountains, then it's a few animals like getting rid of zebra stripes and black cats...you all know where this is leading "THEY CAME FIRST for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. THEN THEY CAME for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. THEN THEY CAME for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. THEN THEY CAME for me and by that time no one was left to speak up." Well guess WHAT' I am not going to let that happen! Call me a ... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 1st, 2010
Random Wednesday Thoughts --What's up with the Tree Population' Has the internet saved the trees' Are tree-hugging hippies happy with the internet' --I have so much stuff in my house that I don't use/see ever. Perhaps I need more trash cans or more easily accessible locations. --I can't motivate myself to mow the lawn. It's not the greatest lawn in the world cut or long, it just keeps on growing and worst of all I have a non auto-propel mower with a bum wheel that makes mowing my slanted yard a pain. Why do I keep watering it' --My 10 year high school reunion is next week. Other than my group of friends, I ... Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 1st, 2010
Online movies Since the answer to the OP is already available in OT on the first page or 2, I think I will take this time to celebrate my 3k posts!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeee I have no intentions of spewing my own 3k post celebration thread b/c it would be like having a forced office party which a monotone birthday song: or So I will just do a little shimmy with my friends and go about my biz ok carry on Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 1st, 2010
Job hunt not going so well any ideas? Be sure to check your city's career center site for job postings. Some employers only post jobs (like me) on the city/state website because it's free and easy to save and repost the same position as positions open up. If you are just looking for something temporary, be sure to give your local ManPower, Penmac or whoever else offers temp-labor a call. Many times the people end up getting offered real jobs eventually if they do good work and get along with everyone. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jul 1st, 2010
Steak Dinner anyone? $411.03 Now that's change I can believe in! Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jun 29th, 2010
Help Me Furnish My House Lamps and General Decorations try My favorite lamp is: '$sharelarge$ I like Ikea's stuff for a good value on modern furniture. I haven't used their mattresses before but I know they are low priced and some people love em. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jun 28th, 2010
iPhone 4 vs HTC EVO Nice Try Michael Moore! It never even mentioned the Iphone was made by APPLE. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jun 28th, 2010
Best Day/Night/Moment of your Life As cheesy as it sounds, watching my wife's reaction after I proposed to her. I was so focused/nervous on not screwing up and doing my part I never thought about how she'd react. It was just me and her so she was able to completely freak out without worrying about people around her and it made me feel so unbelievable. Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jun 26th, 2010
Jumbo Eclipse tonight... This somehow feels like a trick to something not related to the Twilight Series....so I'm not clicking until others confirm there are some solid dreamy vampires there Posted in: Off Topic	El_Tiburon Jun 26th, 2010

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