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****OFFICIAL South Park Characters Rankings of 2011****
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Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Oct 31st, 2011
Most disturbing thing you've ever seen online?
Interior Semiotics was pretty nasty... no gore or death or sadness here...just a gross poetry reading. I read a description before seeing it, and I can only imagine how much better it would have been if it were a surprise. Also...how fuckin' long does it take to open a can of Spaghetti Oh's...Geez! curious yet' look it up.
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Sep 26th, 2011
Bangbus guys arrested...
for filling the van with animals and leaving them to die. I'm so curious to know what they were doing with so many goats and roosters. Link to NY daily News story EDIT: Wow, 22 counts of animal cruelty means there were 22 animals crammed in that van! Just noticed that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Jul 16th, 2011
One, Two, Three-and-to-tha Four...

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Jun 25th, 2011
How to Evolve a Watch
Well, okay then. We have different interests. Though, some of you just talk shit to talk shit, and that's okay...gotta get a post in every thread. I get it. Peace out OT, gg.
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May 3rd, 2011
How to Evolve a Watch
Forgive me if this is a repost, or tl;dw but I thought this video was cool. A biology professor makes a computer simulation that takes various components of a wristwatch, and imposes upon them the process of "Natural Selection" until a working timepiece evolves. This video attempts to debunk the Intelligent Design 'watchmaker' argument, in a compelling way. I liked it.
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May 3rd, 2011
Anyone else get undocumented FullTilt charges to their bank account?
in the week before the domains got seized, I received 3 charges from full tilt and no emails about them. They weren't even amounts I'd deposited. I email FT security and cashier about it...no response. A few days later I emailed support@Fulltilt and they responded in about 8 hours, telling me it's been forwarded to the security dept. I raised an eyebrow. I think disputing these charges with my bank will be quite easy, now that the company that charged them to my account is indicted for bank fraud. anyone else getting bogus charges from FullTilt' serisouly: I got $20, $80, and $100 charged ...
Posted in: Poker Sites 		Fishsticks
Apr 19th, 2011
See Thrus & Wet T's NSFW
except anne hathaway...UGH...she's gross. [URL=""]
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Apr 15th, 2011
Best Drummer in the World?
Blondie...lube it up and it won't hurt so bad. At least, that's what your sister told me. I'm all about the reposts, bitch. I'll keep doing it too... just to waste your time. I don't live on the internet like you guys. So reposting, to me, is nothing but double-goodness. But I'm sure you spend a majority of your day clicking links in P5's, so it's kinda funny actually, that you all hate seeing the same thing twice, even when it's funny. Lighten up and take the interwebz less seriously, Hoes.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 15th, 2011
ITT OT counts to a million
So it's been a month and 10 days, and we're all the way to 7.7% of a million!!! Lame. Give it up. (or take this as encouragement) Either way... it'll be well into 2012 before a million is hit at this pace, but I guess as long as you enjoy wasting your time... keep it up.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 15th, 2011
Best Drummer in the World?
SMMFD, CSMFBAC!
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 14th, 2011
ITT We Post Only Remixes and Mash-Ups!
Now, /thread
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 14th, 2011
Best Drummer in the World?
Oh I know...we're cool...although I keep wanting to call you "Emilio XquizVex" for some reason. I shoulda known it was a threepost but I was still lmao at that dude. He owns the shit out of that high-hat like a BOSS! I actually saw this video after watching the 'Juggling drummer' video...and realized later it had 9M views...so oops!
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 14th, 2011
Best Drummer in the World?
OMG mods please remove immediately...I had no idea! Please forgive me XquizVex! I don't want to break the internet! was going for a threepost! Ok Kanye, listen up... Anyone who loves me is the gay fish. I am merely a stick of breaded fish. Seriously, why do you watch south park when you don't even know how jokes work' This is the easiest joke to understand, but retards like you fail at it every time I make a thread. Go re-watch the South Park episode you're referring to, and tell me if the joke's punchline is "fishsticks are gay fish"...because it's not. Also, yes. I fuck fish all the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 14th, 2011
Best Drummer in the World?
Okay, so maybe he's just an average drummer + a ton of coke. Either way, I couldn't turn away 'til it was over.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 14th, 2011
Amalgamation of Hotness
those and you get these:
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 14th, 2011
Amalgamation of Hotness
Can you guess the celebs that combined to make these hotties' You can just google the thread title to see the source/answers for this. But it's not in quiz form, so I made this for OT. Make your guesses, and I'll post the answers later...or, if you guess one correctly I can edit it into the OP. Don't be lame and google the answer just to copy/paste it here and spoil the fun. OKAY... GO! Edit: ANSWERS! You guys got them all... here they are: 1. Angelina Jolie/Anne Hathaway by Seyah93 2. Cuthbert and Theron by ZeeDustin 3. JLH and hilary duff' by SoCalDrew 4. Biel and Alba by Budo09 5. ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 13th, 2011
My wife had an abortion in front of a church today
I just aborted my repost.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 5th, 2011
Epic Rap Battles of History...
Some of these are pretty good: Einstein vs. Hawking Chuck Norris kills it @ 1:08 in this one...good thing too, beginning is weak. there are others... Hulk Hogan ain't bad.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 3rd, 2011
Minecraft
Minecraft April Fools Prank...kinda long but clever. Prank @ 1:30ish
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Apr 3rd, 2011
270 Russian Dudes Fighting (vid)
It was 120 vs. 150 so I'm guessing the Red Shirts were outnumbered by about 30...or if it's the other way around they're total bitches. I think the whole concept behind the Red team staying down was the "sportsmanship" I referred to in my OP. I think the rule of the fight was: "When you're done fighting...stay down and we'll stop hurting you" As you can see a few times in the video, the REd guys who stand up get laid back out...and the skins who kick defenseless Reds were often pulled off/ told to stop. not everyone was cool like this...some people just stomped others anyway...but when I ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 31st, 2011
270 Russian Dudes Fighting (vid)
FUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 30th, 2011
270 Russian Dudes Fighting (vid)
I'm just going off the video's title...which translates to TsSKA Kiev (120) vs Crests (150). So maybe it's not 120 vs. 150...but it's close. I guess the flying kick is a popular move there...so many jumping kicks. Anyway, there seemed to be some sportsmanship displayed too, which was cool.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 30th, 2011
no more camel toe
Stop yapping and show us your Ninja Sock!
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 29th, 2011
I refused to wait on a party tonight.

Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 28th, 2011
Slipknot-Bieber Mashup...u no u like it.
Same here...on both counts.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 28th, 2011
Slipknot-Bieber Mashup...u no u like it.
stumbled across this one tonight too...I'm liking these...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 27th, 2011
Slipknot-Bieber Mashup...u no u like it.
You can quit after :20 seconds if you're not feelin' it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 27th, 2011
epic Bohemian Rhapsody Cover
Damn right man I'm fucking pissed!
Posted in: Off Topic 		Fishsticks
Mar 19th, 2011
epic Bohemian Rhapsody Cover
I'm sorry that using the word 'Epic' in the thread title caused your butt to hurt, epically bad. I read that epic word somewhere and thought, wow, this is epic...what a sweet word to spice up lots of mundane things. EPIC! I'm going to post a video that is epically plain and boring, and then put the word 'Epic' in the thread title and watch the thread views roll in...epically! Or maybe I saw this video, I laughed, saw 'epic' in it's fucking title, searched P5's to ensure I wouldn't be reposting, and then posted the video. What's that' the word epic isn't in the video's title, you say' That's ...
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Mar 19th, 2011