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Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Dec 26th, 2011
Your First Album/Single Ever Purchased
What was the first Album/Single that you ever purchased' What form factor - record, cassette tape, cd, mp3' I can honestly say my dumbfuck answer is: The Soundtrack to the Movie "La Bamba" in cassette tape form...lolol Who's got a gayer one'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Dec 5th, 2011
Really, no reallly
CWAG LIVES! Called me out of blue yesterday (haven't talked to him in months and months)...He is gonna come visit me in Seattle in two weeks. More Cwagness to follow soon
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Nov 21st, 2011
***Official Electronic Dance Music Thread***
Been raving for 11 years, did a clubbing tour of Europe, went to Creamfields on the Bank Holiday, stayed in Ibiza for a month, VIP of the largest clubs in the world, just got back from FreakNight for the 8th time.... All this, and NOTHING beats the current visuals of Deadmaus combined with the music he bangs. Paul Van Dyk with Tiesto at Cream Amnesia in double-VIP with the Italian mafia was close, but even with the ice cannon and foam party that later commenced - Deadmau5 ROCKS more live. Gotta give a shout out to Cosmic Gate though, they thump live like no other. Dada Life throws some ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Nov 9th, 2011
11-11-11
PS3 all the way man....Played Oblivion for hours on Xbox....I am on the Sony side of things now, permanently. Been looking forward to this game forever. Some of the features and depth are amazing.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Nov 9th, 2011
Skyrim
Who else has this shit reserved and is pumped as fuck' I know I can't wait. Prob going to take work off Friday and hit launch party at Midnight tomorrow. If I can't have Diablo 3, this is def a worthy replacement. Sickkkkkkkkkkkk.....
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Nov 9th, 2011
Wasted fat chick crapped herself after comng home with friend
Stayed at a friend's house last house last night. He has 2 roommates. One roommate brought home some fat chick while the last roomy was at bar. She was so wasted he had to carry her from the car up inside. Dumped her in missing roomy's room and left her there. I am on couch, and missing rookie comes home, opens his door and says "What the fuck' Why does my room smell like shit'". Turns out chick shit all over herself and all over his bed - has her pants down and panties at het knees. Like shit everywhere. I am laughing from couch, still pretty buzzed up. Guy comes out and passes ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 31st, 2011
So I texted this chick...and pic obv
Glglglgl. I bet if you told big titty bout your family's gold mountain she'd be sucking you off by 6pm Either way, make a point of slapping her with your dick a few times, then move up the chain... Good work
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 27th, 2011
Major Reasearch Study on Women Released
At 4am, I would imagine
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 27th, 2011
Major Reasearch Study on Women Released
They're fucking crazy. What a goddamn biological trick. Example: "Does this shirt look alright'" "Yes" "No it doesn't. Why would you say that'" Example #2: "I'm tired of men always thinking they are better than women. We bring just as much to the table" "How about you pay for the movie this time then'" "Are you kidding' That's your job. Are you gonna open my door for me'"
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 27th, 2011
Stories of women that are on my "Wall of Shame"
Just to clarify popper.... We had known each other since she was 10, me 12...She was the sluttier sister (other one liked legos and homework). When I stayed over at their mom's house about 6 Times a month I stayed downstairs with her. She and I always talked about sex, and lived vicariously through each others' stories. Her sister and her went to a different high school close by. When our parents' relationship was failing we were in a hot tub together and after everyone else left she playfully mounted me, only to be surprised by straddling my raging hard-on. She grabbed it as she ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 25th, 2011
Cooking with Mr. Blonde - shish kabobs
Mrs Blonde have a sister' Looks
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 24th, 2011
Stories of women that are on my "Wall of Shame"
Not something I am really ashamed of doing, but I fucked my ex-step sister in college (she was one of two identical twins). It felt pretty great. Kinda weird that we had grown up together, but after 7 years together my dad broke off the engagement to her mom. We always kinda had a weird energy all those years. A few years later she came and visited me at college and after we both got pretty lit up one night, she grabbed me and dragged me into my room and started blowing me voraciously. I ripped off her clothes, started pounding her relentlessly, and we had sex like 3 times. Woke up in ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 24th, 2011
Stats on Bachelor Party Bachelor Banging Chick Rate?
You all are a hateful bunch....lol. love it. I can say whatever the fuck I want....Have your wives cook you some dinner and beg for a bj
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 16th, 2011
Stats on Bachelor Party Bachelor Banging Chick Rate?
No, didn't get any...Went to several of the craziest strip clubs I have ever been to though. Portland is the fucking nuts. These places made the Rhino look like pre-school
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 13th, 2011
Stats on Bachelor Party Bachelor Banging Chick Rate?
Lol. I read Perez too much obv, I mean shit, I have a celeb step-bro...Mothafuggin Perez has infiltrated my vocab. Wouldn't say it if I was in Philly obv....
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 13th, 2011
Stats on Bachelor Party Bachelor Banging Chick Rate?
How many of you have been to a bachelor party where the bachelor banged out a chick' Just curious. Do bachelorette's do this too' Or is this just mainly urban lore' Went to a pretty cray-cray party this past weekend....
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 13th, 2011
Best Actor of All Time?
Hos p5's name was Nezbit, Waco.....
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 11th, 2011
Best Actor of All Time?
Dan Crockett on Bodog....lol My fave thread of his was the one where he was defending leaving his newborn daughter at home alone while his brother and him went to get some beers and pizza. Ahahahaajajajajahahah
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 10th, 2011
Best Actor of All Time?
Just had car argument on long group drive to bachelor party. I say Daniel Day-Lewis, but my banned dipshit friend is steadfast with Leo DiCaprio. Lol. Wonder why he is banned, eh' Who is the the all-time cat's Pajamas'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jul 8th, 2011
Young people go on rampage in Philly
I've been a lot of scary places in my life, but there were a couple spots of North Philly that if you were white and stepped out of your car you would not make it more that a few minutes before your life would be in jeopardy in an accumulating amount of ways. I love Philly though. Jim's FTW. My favorite cousin lives a few blocks up of the Art Museum. I read a story last time I was there about people mass texting groups of young people to show up places to get violent, and they were pulling people out of their cars at intersections and kicking the shit out of them. Crazy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 28th, 2011
Electric Daisy Carnival
Electronic Music and Bitches wearing nothing FTW
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 26th, 2011
Controversial: Is it ever ok to hit a woman?
Booch, you ever get physical with a woman' Lol. Hitting, I mean of course. Not batting practice either. Shoving'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 21st, 2011
Walleye Fishing Charter results...
Fuck yeah man. Good work. I have been on a fishing tear lately going 9 times in past three weeks. Trout, Pike, Walleye, and most importantly, BASS. Fucking largemouth lilly-lovers and Smallmouth dock smashers. Fucking addicting as shit. All I want to do is camp, fish, and golf. Must be getting old.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 21st, 2011
SmokinZags Cal State Am Title Defense Thread!
Fuck yeah man. I'm 100% behind this. Good work on the last one, and good work today staying right in there. Wubangle the competion.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 21st, 2011
Controversial: Is it ever ok to hit a woman?
You must be Italian. Pretty funny thinking about you looking at meager wife with superhero prowess as she thumps away, you unscathed. But what if shit she was doing would put you in hospital or could moderately or severely injure you possibly' Where do you draw the line on that'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 21st, 2011
Controversial: Is it ever ok to hit a woman?
Lol Cmoney...Cwag would've destroyed her, and then gotten pummeled by whatever drunk aggressive fucklicks nearby that wanted to look tough for the remaining wasted straggler bitches. Another story: My friend Dan (banned multiple times from here) was standing with us in front of his driveway when we were in high school. Neighborhood chick who was older than us walks up and demands a cigarette from him (everyone always knew he had smokes). He said no, and she starts swinging at him like a banshee. Some connected some didn't. Then, as Dan is backing up trying to avoid her, she starts ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 20th, 2011
Controversial: Is it ever ok to hit a woman?
Yeah, I know. It's just a bit irking that a lot of women feel like there are no reprecussions for hitting men. You want equal rights' Then let's square off, cunt.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 20th, 2011
Controversial: Is it ever ok to hit a woman?
This obviously is something that many people get very animated about. Ever been somewhere with friends and saw a crazed woman hitting, biting, clawing non-stop at a male counterpart causing actual damage' Does it ever bother you that there are a lot of women that think that because of the stigma that comes with a man hitting a woman that they can full-on punch and be violent towards men without consequence' Wouldn't you agree that if a woman like that got knocked out once, that she would not ever take that line again' Story: At bar this weekend. Older chick (41) comes up to me drunk on ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Gambit
Jun 20th, 2011
Bodog Reg: Dan Crockett
lol @ me being owned by anyone in PD... Yeah, he's been banned from Pocketqueers, 2 + Fag, and his chat is def banned on Bofuck. Lol Pretty funny. Nug, you guys should do a grudge match. He was just talking about how he pwned you in a tourney 3 hands in a row the other day, and how much of a luckbox you are. No, I totally should've though...Too bad
Posted in: Poker Community 		Gambit
Jun 20th, 2011