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welp..here we go.
Been following. Many chuckles were had. Hope this fuggar makes his roll work in AC. Thanks for the entertainment OP and def. a would smash your mother w/ the lights on.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
May 13th, 2012
2,6,5,1,3,4
First OT'r to point out that half the contestants are holding their number signs upside down wears Richard Simmons shorts
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jan 21st, 2012
Help me find this beautiful Finnish girl from NYE [no pics... but, a video!]
How I met your mother should steal this and close up shop. I hate that show almost as much as I hate the OPs adolescent typing skills. Was pert cool watching this unfold tho
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jan 11th, 2012
Moderation
Solid post and +1 for having a kid unexpectedly at that age range
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jan 8th, 2012
Most brutal beatdown(s) involving your friends/acquaintances
Have a couple friends that are notorious 1-2 punch knockout artists and love to find reasons but the best fight/most brutal thing Ive witnessed happened between two girls. It was back in HS. Girl A (OT 7.4) is sleeping w/ Girl B's (6.6) boyfriend. Word gets around at a basketball game that girl B knows whats up and is out for blood. It is confirmed at halftime that Girl A knows that girl B wants to throw down and they will do it after said game after most people clear out. Everyone in the know hangs around outside the school after the game to wait for girl A. Girl A comes out the double ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jan 8th, 2012
I Wish There Was An "Avoid Ghetto" App. Oh, Sweet
Now only if they made one for us homophobic fellas, straight guys (like myself) would never "unintentionally" end up in boys town.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jan 7th, 2012
My roomate is a total chode. Whats your worst roomate story?
I've only had one roomate and she is cool as fuck. She does 80% of the cooking, does the grocery shopping, washes and folds my laundry and never complains about cleaning up our place. Her chicken & dumplings are off the charts. Man I love my Mommy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Oct 2nd, 2011
Halloween Costume Ideas?
Im going as the Hamburglar and my 3 yr old son will be playing the role the Hamburger. Cant wait to chase that fool from house to house for some good lolz.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Sep 26th, 2011
Hey P5
No chance in hell I log onto that shit again Mikey. PM the password
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Sep 11th, 2011
Hey P5
Holy fuck how did you play that long. I revolutionized the spam attack hero by naming them clever names like OSnapAIDS, ItsHerpes and UhOhHIV etc. etc. etc. during the WMD wars. Proly my only solid contribution. Welcome home.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Sep 11th, 2011
Who was the white amatuer youtube rapper?
G-Beanz ftw! That thread had me in tears.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Sep 4th, 2011
This is pretty lolable
I dont have the words.......... sick glass work by the white Tim Duncan tho.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 22nd, 2011
Best blac, non Enimem, Rapper Alive?
It amazes me that Scarface gets no love in the majority of these rap threads. I was also shocked nobody voted for the black elvis Kool Keith. Imma vote for Jayo Felony strictly based on his first album "Take a Ride" which to this day is my all time favorite album.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 16th, 2011
Find the slut
I was laughing at everyone that picked 5...... I know her and she has some extra white kids.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 15th, 2011
Find the slut
95% sure I know number 5 irl
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 15th, 2011
Favorite pinball machine?
+1 for Pinbot and T2
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 2nd, 2011
Brag post (pic of kids)

Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 2nd, 2011
People outside of the OT world think I'm a hooker too...

Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 2nd, 2011
are you older, younger, or the same age as your wife/gf/hubby/bf?
The more light that is shed on this entity known as amartin, the more I am dissapoint. skinny white guy w/ a girlfriend that is soon to be over the hill' All jokes aside My ol lady is 6 years older and she is steps away from over the hill.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Aug 1st, 2011
Serena Williams or a hot tranny?
Tsxxx been liftin''
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 30th, 2011
Serena Williams or a hot tranny?
She has an ugly face but I would imagine the view from behind Serena would be a-ok. Verdict: Lights on
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 29th, 2011
2 entries into 50 dollar fantasy football leagues (late 5k post celebration)
Was just commenting. I will pass but thanx anyway. I am dissapoint........ My mental image of you was something like a younger version of this guy:
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 29th, 2011
2 entries into 50 dollar fantasy football leagues (late 5k post celebration)
I ,for one, am shocked that "cycling steroids safely" or "roid raging on internet dummies" wasnt in the capital letter oxford comma sentence.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 29th, 2011
Major Reasearch Study on Women Released
What a reateard.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 27th, 2011
This is what's wrong in America today (cool story bro)
OP sucks. How the fuck do you make it through the week if this miniscule "inconvenience" puts you on life tilt' Charging extra for simple condiments ,unless excessive, is beyond bullshit especially in a sandwich shop. Lay off the andro
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 27th, 2011
People outside of the OT world think I'm a hooker too...
Just stopped by to jump on the lane bandwagon
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 25th, 2011
Got my first tattoo
What an abomination.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 25th, 2011
My wife had surgery and now Im a prick.......
women bitch about insignificant things'.................. consider my mind bottled.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 25th, 2011
$1 a point euchre
I play but alot of mfers take it too far w/ all these extra house rules bullish. Straight up or count me out imo.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 22nd, 2011
Mis-leading cheesesteak
QFJEW
Posted in: Off Topic 		GrenadierB
Jul 22nd, 2011