Check out our brand new Local Poker Communities! Get updates and interact with poker players in your area.
Visit the United States Poker Community | Visit the California Poker Community | Read more about the Launch of P5s Local

Search Results Showing 1 to 30 of 206 results [Advanced Search]

How fast is your internet speed?
AT&T ftw.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Apr 7th, 2011
Natalie Portman in a thong, giggity
Though I prefer brunettes and love Natalie, thought I'd add my 10 to the mix:
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Apr 5th, 2011
fml. never thought i'd be "that" guy.
"'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take'- Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jan 31st, 2011
Everybody Brag ITT
I won WSOPC Event #1 at Harrah's AC for $64k earlier this month.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Dec 20th, 2010
Raped.
She is smoking, who is that anyway'
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Dec 17th, 2010
Post pics of the hottest news women of your own specific city's local news
Dagmar Midcap, WGCL-TV Atlanta, what's up! @@._V1._SX640_SY426_.jpg
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Aug 25th, 2010
Wet dreams
Umm..apparently he has a hobby.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 20th, 2010
Re:Negril Jamaica
I went to Negril and stayed at the Riu Palace Tropical Bay the first week of May this year and it was a good time for sure. The place was fairly nice, the food was pretty good, and there were a ton of bars to get free drinks at. Also, the specialty restaurants were pretty good even though you have to get up early to get a reservation at them. The beach was beautiful, and there were plenty of jetskiers on the outside of the restricted area to get some really nice green from for really cheap. The location is a little far away from the square, but you can negotiate a good price from the taxis on ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 20th, 2009
What every guy should know before secksing a chick

Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 15th, 2009
Re:Best non conference college football games this season
Yea right...Georgia Tech is going to kill a rebuilding UGA squad this year.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 15th, 2009
Re:such woman mind games, lol
You win, she'll want it, because girls are stupid and like being treated that way. EZ game.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 15th, 2009
Re:Worst movie you paid money to see this decade......
Feardotcom, with Hitman being a very close second. Neither were my idea.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 14th, 2009
Re:DenPhil
Never call a man "DenPhil"
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 14th, 2009
Re:Why must girls lie?
Give a girl 2 phone calls max, if she doesn't answer/call you back then fuck her, forget about it, take a hint and move one. Stop being a whiny bitch all the time, and for god's sake, DO NOT pester the fuck out of a girl like you did in the OP.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 14th, 2009
Re:So I just saw Bruno........
this x1000000
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 10th, 2009
Humberto Brenes == Ass Clown
1 minute ago | Posted by donpeters Humberto Doubles in Style There was some commotion over at Humberto Brenes' table. On a flop of , Brenes bet 3,000 and his opponent raised to 9,000. Brenes tanked, but eventually had the clock called on him and the antics began. The player that was involved in the hand was in seat seven. The player in seat eight said, "Humberto, shut the hell up." as Brenes was talking and putting on a show. "Do you have a sponsor'" said Brenes to the player. "I have a sponsor." pointing to the patch on his arm. "This is about money ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:Gina Carano
Kyra Gracie'
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:***Shay Laren***

Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 7th, 2009
Re:Tiffany Michelle
Ummm, what a retard Tiffany Michelle is.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 6th, 2009
Re:Streak for cash!!
LOL ummm 6-1, 6-0....
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 2nd, 2009
Re:JDPC WSOP EVENT 54 SWEAT
What is jdpc's actual name so we can follow it on pokernews'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jul 1st, 2009
Re:Poker with hole cards exposed
Those betting lines aren't even close to optimal, so coming up with the optimal response is stupid. Player 3 wouldn't bet, he'd check, Player 4 would too, and Player 1 would bet $9. Spread limit in this RETARDED variation of poker would basically mean "bet the maximum I can." Edit: Also on the turn, QJ is gone, A10 bets the maximum, and 9h8h calls.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:Don't Shop At Publix Grocery Stores

Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:Did I play to survive not play to win here?
I like raising the flop/jamming the turn, since you're drawing pretty sick against almost any hand really, except A2xx with the xx being JJ, 33, or 55.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:25% of girls and 15% of boys are..
Oh well if wikipedia says it, it must be true [/sarcasm]
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:Female dilema...
OP...dude how old are you' Seriously stop being a woman about the situation and have fun. It's really not that complicated, the one girl wants to fuck you, the other broke up with you. Who cares if she's pissed, be a man for christ's sake.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:Female dilema...
Also, this is how girls think, not how guys think. Just hit it and get over it. Added bonus, girl #1 might realize she wants you back and you can hit that too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:Female dilema...
Have you never read The Ladder Theory' Fuck the chick that wants to fuck you, stop being a pussy and trying to over think things. Who wants to be "friends" with a girl you used to fuck' Answer: A vagina.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:Who is the most hated person in the world?
Kim Jong-Il and it's not even close at all.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 27th, 2009
Re:If you like _______ then you'll probably also like ____________.
If you like Breaking Benjamin then you'll probably also like sucking men's cocks while getting punched in the nose.
Posted in: Off Topic 		GT_FO_d0nk
Jun 26th, 2009