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Testicular Pain (OT MDs)
I had this happen and it was a severe prostate infection. Gl
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Happyrobot
Aug 17th, 2011
Re:Important News on the Dec 1 UIGEA Deadline
Great news! Wonder if banks will get this info'
Posted in: Poker Legislation
Happyrobot
Nov 25th, 2009
Re:Calling all Lurkers and low post count members
This feels funny.
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Happyrobot
Oct 18th, 2009
Re:NCAA 2010 Video Game
Updated rosters(no names yet) for the Xbox 360 users can be found @ the gamertag EASCNCAA10. Njoy
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Happyrobot
Jul 15th, 2009
Re:TAKE ACTION: Tell Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear to Stop Attacking Poker!
I just called and left a msg on the govs voice mail. I said to stop fighting against online poker and stop fighting against the freedoms that we as americans should have. The freedom to spend our earned money (that has been taxed) in a way that WE not YOU seem fit. And as an american adult i find it unconstitutional to tell me what i can do w/ MY money.
Posted in: Poker Legislation
Happyrobot
Jul 10th, 2009
Re:July 9th FTP Update / Patch
This worked for me, although i never had to do this w/ any other FTP update.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:July 9th FTP Update / Patch

Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:Streak for cash!!
You all don't know me but i'm in. GL Dasstrick
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Happyrobot
Jul 2nd, 2009
Re:New Letter to Congress -- Please send
Sent.......
Posted in: Poker Legislation
Happyrobot
May 9th, 2009
Re:I hope when I get old I'm this insane
^^^^ Oops
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Happyrobot
Apr 26th, 2009
Re:I hope when I get old I'm this insane
Good read
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Happyrobot
Apr 26th, 2009
Re:I hope when I get old I'm this insane

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Happyrobot
Apr 26th, 2009
Re:FTP down?
Eff me and my super turbos i was in. So standard. I know they'll reimburse but fuck me w/ only getting buy-ins back when your about to take tourny's down.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Apr 22nd, 2009
Re:Can anyone tell me the odds?
Incredible, thanks alot man.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 27th, 2009
Re:Can anyone tell me the odds?
Very nice sir. Thank you. May i ask how i could put this on paper to win my bet' I took the over on 1 billion to 1
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 27th, 2009
Re:Can anyone tell me the odds?
Damn, missed that one too. So gross. I didnt take enough probability classes to even start to figure out the exact odds of this. But the numbers are starting to look like i will win the bet. Math whiz's plz help me out.
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Happyrobot
Mar 27th, 2009
Re:Can anyone tell me the odds?
That is a start. Thanks Now i just need to figure out...... the fact that they were the very same quads to the very same player and both quads were flopped and then the chances that it was dealt in 2 out of 3 hands. FUCK ME!!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 27th, 2009
Re:Can anyone tell me the odds?
Ok, how bout someone giving me the odds on a serious response' Back to lurker mode i go.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 27th, 2009
Re:Can anyone tell me the odds?
As expected. 0/3 on the humor attempts. Could anyone tell me how i could go about figuring this out' I have a bet w/ a buddy on the odds here.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 26th, 2009
Re:How can they say it is random when this happens ALL THE TIME?
60/40
Posted in: Bad Beats
Happyrobot
Mar 26th, 2009
Can anyone tell me the odds?
of the same guy flopping quad Jacks 2 out of the first 3 hands of this donkament' Full Tilt Poker Game #11066083527: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (83260096), Table 4 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:16:11 ET - 2009/03/10 Seat 1: brontophob (1,500) Seat 2: HappyRobot (1,500) Seat 3: collects chips (1,500) Seat 4: wsmiii (1,500) Seat 5: Legitwise (1,500) Seat 6: 12bubba12 (1,500) Seat 7: columbus61 (1,500) Seat 8: mingomat (1,500) Seat 9: Saigon71 (1,500) brontophob posts the small blind of 15 HappyRobot posts the big blind of 30 The button is in seat #9 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HappyRobot [Ah ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 26th, 2009
Re:Borgata Poker Open in September
Non transferable huh' To bad for me. See ya Sunday
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Jul 12th, 2008
Re(2): cops are not dicks... drunk thinking..........
In most states
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Happyrobot
Mar 22nd, 2008
Re(2): cops are not dicks... drunk thinking..........
In most states its against the law for the police to sit within a certain amount of yards from a bar or club.
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Happyrobot
Mar 22nd, 2008
Re(6): the chris fergesson of bodog
the chris fergesson of bodog Well, you're already the Mike Matusow of spelling. Good Luck
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Mar 22nd, 2008
Re(2): WTF is wrong with p5s server?
Full Tilt servers> Pocket Five servers
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Happyrobot
Mar 6th, 2008
Re(3): Incubus likes Radiohead's style
Pretty sure it's impossible to be EMO w/ a DJ in your band. And a black bassist. And no known suicides w/ Incubus playing in the backround on a loop.
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Happyrobot
Feb 28th, 2008
Re(2): Incubus likes Radiohead's style
Def not emo. but sometimes whiny(the chicks dig that heartfelt stuff) Cant listen to Deicide alllll the time.
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Happyrobot
Feb 28th, 2008
Re(5): Incubus likes Radiohead's style
Went to school w/ the DJ(Kris Kilmore). He kicked my ass in GHIII 2 mths ago. And yes, part of what makes them great is that they have their own sound. And the great budz that they only smoke after the show.
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Happyrobot
Feb 28th, 2008
Re(4): more things ftp update did
Also on the av dept. New pirate and no cross on the Airforce pilot.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
Happyrobot
Feb 28th, 2008