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if you could bring back any 2 series.....
Better Off Ted was hilarious and it's the only TV show I can think of that I miss.
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Heads Up Abe
May 25th, 2012
Would you let your kids get a tattoo or face piercing?
Ask her to show you three people with a septum piercing that she would consider a role model for her future. If she comes up with three and can explain it to your satisfaction, let her get it.
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Heads Up Abe
Feb 7th, 2012
13.9%.............Seriously Mitt? 13.9%?
Why is government the only purchase that isn't subject to a volume discount' I think "rich" people should pay a much lower percentage of their income in taxes since they buy so much more government than people with less money. You pay less at Costco than the local store because you buy in volume, a company that buys 50 cars from GM gets a discount compared to the individual who only buys one car. Why doesn't this principle apply to paying for government'
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Heads Up Abe
Jan 25th, 2012
christopher hitchens dead
Anyone who didn't know Hitchens is really missing something. Keep an eye on CSPAN, they have a show called "In Depth" where they follow and interview someone for a three hour show. They had Hitchens on a couple of years ago (before his cancer I think) and it was the most impressive display of intellect I've ever seen on TV (though that's not saying much). He's very impressive and his autobiography "Hitch-22" tells the story of his development over the years, it's really something. I'm guessing CSPAN will run "In Depth" again this weekend or some time soon, don't miss it!
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Heads Up Abe
Dec 16th, 2011
The Importance of College: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Why doesn't this opinion apply to for profit colleges as well' Seems to me that for profit colleges provide the same service as non-profit public colleges. They offer an educational opportunity. They market the service with future potential as the primary benefit. Students decide whether the cost/benefit ratio makes sense and attend or don't attend.
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Heads Up Abe
Jun 30th, 2011
need help from some poker math nerds
I think the quick math is something like this: 52*51*50 = 132,600 The number of possible flops from 52 cards 40*39*38 = 59,280 The number of possible flops from 40 cards (remove the 12 that win for him) 59,280/132,600 = 44.7% (the percentage time you win)
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Heads Up Abe
Jun 29th, 2011
NBC rewrites Pledge of Allegiance
We obviously need a federal commission (bipartisan of course) to study this issue.
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Heads Up Abe
Jun 20th, 2011
Just Ignore Palin!! Someone on the Left finally gets it
It took three clicks to find the information. The writers clearly made up a quote (to make a point) and then according to Politico through the editing process actually attributed as a quote instead of just using quotation marks...or something like that.
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Heads Up Abe
Jun 11th, 2011
ITT we talk cameras
is a great site with a ton of good information. You can learn about different types and compare. The biggest thing is how much you want to spend and what you are truly trying to accomplish. Unless you are going to get into thousands of dollars, no digital SLR will be as good as the old style 35mm SLRs (the sensor is just too small). However, there are a bunch of very good DSLR cameras under $1,000. If you are completely new to photography, you may want to consider a cheap "bridge" camera. It fills a nice gap between DSLRs and simple point and shoot models. The sensors are very small (like ...
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Heads Up Abe
May 10th, 2011
My Wife Went and Prayed at an Abortion Clinic Today
I'm always curious for whom these people are praying. Does your wife sit there and pray for the souls of the aborted babies' The pregnant women who thought they were making the best choice' The doctors providing the service' I just don't get it unless they pray for it to stop which makes no sense to me at all. As far as supporting your wife, sure, try to understand why she feels it's so important and let it be. Although it wouldn't be a bad idea to suggest that the two of you spend some time with Big Brothers/Big Sisters or something and try to help some of the children who's mothers decided ...
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Heads Up Abe
Mar 29th, 2011
Where are all the GOP Presidential Candidates?
They are all waiting in order to maintain the civility established by the supporters of the current president.
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Heads Up Abe
Jan 13th, 2011
WTF is wrong with the GOP?
The dems made a procedural change back in July/August to keep this bill from passing back then' I believe the dems had >50% to pass it and changed the rules so that it would require 67% specifically so it wouldn't have to be passed with the votes available. Washington is so odd.
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Heads Up Abe
Dec 11th, 2010
WTF is wrong with the GOP?
Without this bill passing do we have 911 rescue workers dying all over New York' I've been unable to find much information about the actual need for this expense since all of the stories seem to be about the politics. Standard federal government in my opinion: Take a group of people who everyone wants to support in theory and spend a bunch of money greasing palms of interest groups to pretend something important is at stake. Emergency workers who were injured on the job would be eligible for worker's comp coverage. Public service employees generally have excellent health care coverage and ...
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Heads Up Abe
Dec 10th, 2010
global warming policy solutions thread
No more federal taxes of any kind for people who choose to have no children. If every person adds to global warming, then clearly fewer people is the solution.
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Heads Up Abe
Nov 19th, 2010
Does this win the title of "Dumbest Liberal Quote Ever"? I think so!
JoyBehar: "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday'"
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Heads Up Abe
Oct 18th, 2010
Lady Gaga
She's actually a lot like Elton John from the 70s. Flashy, nutty, odd, writes good songs, decent singer, great showman(woman), good performer.
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Heads Up Abe
Jun 19th, 2010
Re:How to tell people they sound racist
I simply say, "Please don't say that type of stuff around me." They know they are being racist and if they don't, they will figure it out. One time at work a guy who was known for telling racist jokes stopped by and told me one, I told him I didn't appreciate it and that my wife was black. I've never seen someone change colors so fast.
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Heads Up Abe
May 21st, 2010
Re:Golf club Grip questions...
Same grips but I have known people who put a few extra wraps of tape under for their driver. They claim that it helps control direction and keeps them from spraying the driver around.
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Heads Up Abe
May 21st, 2010
Re:Grammar / Definition Police help me out here
Even the definition you refer to for your side of the debate indicates race and hatred. The real problem is that you found it necessary to insult your friend and call him names because you couldn't convince him to think your way.
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Heads Up Abe
May 21st, 2010
Re:If you had to make a Celebrity a supreme court Justice memeber
Ha! "Counselor, I see your point but your argument could really use a little more cowbell."
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Heads Up Abe
May 18th, 2010
Re:Question for you young folks
Perfect parenting. Now when he shows up without the hat you'll know that she told him what you said and he wants to impress you and your daughter. Good sign. If he shows up with the hat again, she doesn't care at all what you think...or he doesn't. Either way it's kind of fun to mess with your teenagers, but hats and sloppy clothes are seem pretty standard these days.
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Heads Up Abe
May 12th, 2010
Re:what misspellings or grammatical errors tilt you the most?
less than/fewer than
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Heads Up Abe
Mar 25th, 2010
Re:Reagan on the $50 bill?
Staffer: President Reagan, they want to put you on the $50 bill. Reagan: How much will that cost' Staffer: Um...well...I suppose it will cost about $100,000 for a government study to determine the actual cost of the change. Reagan: No thanks...next topic'
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Heads Up Abe
Mar 4th, 2010
Re:boob job
It's always a round number.
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Heads Up Abe
Jan 22nd, 2010
Re:Whats the soundtrack in hell?
Christmas music 24/7. Satan has a sense of humor.
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Heads Up Abe
Dec 4th, 2009
Re:What are your plans for Swine Flu vaccinations?
I'm waiting for Obama to tell me what to do.
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Heads Up Abe
Oct 13th, 2009
Re:Wow. Conservative columnist David Brooks nails it...
Calling David Brooks a "conservative" is like calling Underdog a moderate.
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Heads Up Abe
Oct 2nd, 2009
Re:Why do so many doctors hate America?
In other news: 97% of oil company executives think we should expand off-shore drilling.
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Heads Up Abe
Sep 15th, 2009
Re:Closing the book on the Bush legacy
Just another example of why you really shouldn't believe what you read from journalists. Below is the year-by-year change in median income. Yes, income fell from '00-03, gee I wonder why' Then it was clearly on a recovery path until this past year where it again dropped a large amount. It's hilarious how Mr. Brownstein asserts that Bush presided over a two-term decline when the facts clearly support something completely different. Yes, he's technically not lying, he's just not completely truthful either. From 2000 thru 2007, despite two wars, a terrorist attack, market ...
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Heads Up Abe
Sep 13th, 2009
Re:YOU LIE!!!
The main difference is that when the dems boo Bush, the media plays it as a clear sign as to how divided the country is and/or how unpopular Bush's policies are at the time. Plus the dems don't have a loser like McCain to go out and support the other side.
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Heads Up Abe
Sep 11th, 2009