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Re(1): Nymphomaniacs.
My dream girl has always been a nympho whose father owns a liquor store.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jack ace
Oct 26th, 2007
Re(1): $5 to first person who PM's me my full name
Seymore Butts'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jack ace
Oct 26th, 2007
Re(4): ABOSULTE POKER RIGGED WTF??
Through a series of tubes that dump information to you called the internets.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Sep 21st, 2007
Re(3): Attempted Cheat Unsuccessful (Aaron Been)

Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Aug 18th, 2007
Re(1): Attempted Cheat Unsuccessful (Aaron Been)
With all the scrutiny on online poker right now, this is just what the poker world needs. I don't think these guys realize that what they are doing is ruining our shot at continuing to be able to log on and play cards from the confines of our house. I wonder if they realize what it is like to not to be able to pick up thousands of dollars a day from playing a game. From what I've read on these forums several of these guys have dropped out of school, quit jobs etc to play poker. No back up skills for them to earn a living outside of clicking a mouse. I know this isn't the case for all of the ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Aug 18th, 2007
Re(1): 25-50 stars I jus threw up in my mouth...
That is his favorite hand. His girls B'Day is June 7th. He always plays that hand like that.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Aug 10th, 2007
Re(1): getting people fired up
Let us know how this works out at a live game. Or better yet just tell us the amount of your dental bill.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Aug 6th, 2007
Re(1): MIKE THE MOUTH is on a ROLL, he is talking up a storm to RAIL..on FTP
Nut sniffer.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
May 18th, 2007
Re(1): Slow-rolling in a live game = best feeling ever
I love it when a slowroll blows up in rollers face. I had a guy try to slowroll me for 25-30 seconds when he hit his full house. What he failed to realize was that the card on the river gave me quads. What a great feeling to see him leave the table immediately with his tail between his legs. LOLOLOLOL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
May 16th, 2007
Re(1): thegrumpyone steps up in limits and maybe pissed off the wrong player...discuss
how do Holdems nuts smell sales'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Apr 19th, 2007
Re(1): 2 accounts
I would take them all and play SNGs all day against myself. Can't hurt to practice your reads on your other accounts. Some may play a LAG style while others may play totally different. Find which account plays more to your liking and develop that account. You may at times want to rail yourself for moral support or if one of your accounts sucks out on you, you can rail that account and tell the other players how bad you just sucked out on yourself. Give it a try, nothing better than several accounts playing together, less variance. One account just pays another and you get all that ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Apr 16th, 2007
Re(1): In the Poker Game of Life, Woman are the Rake
what is fait'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jack ace
Apr 15th, 2007
Re(5): Playing Poker and Watching Poker
I always thoght that was a kiddy game, as in childs game is down the street. All this time it meant there was a game with cats in it huh'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Apr 12th, 2007
Re(1): Stu Ungar?
Who's that'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Mar 19th, 2007
Re(1): Worst player on the planet?
Did someone call my name' Oh it's not me....sorry
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Mar 2nd, 2007
Re(5): 2-1. 3-1, 4-1, ..on your money - at what point is it right to call?
Word!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Feb 28th, 2007
Re(10): Multi-tabling and cigarettes
20,000 people died last year from falling in the tub at home. 15,000 died from falling out of bunk beds etc...etc..etc Live it up man smoke 3 cartons if you want.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Feb 26th, 2007
Re(1): Problems with the Poker Stars software???
I'm having a problem with the miracle card for my opponent hitting on the river
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Feb 23rd, 2007
Re(1): is stars rigged??
I feel your pain, the last 4 times I have had AA, i lost to 77,Q9,JJ and A2. All the miracle cards came on river too, imagine that. All those were last night and knocked me out of tourneys. What really sux is that I had these guys on a range that was pretty accurate and got them to do exactly what I wanted and then got sucked out on.The A2 was a killer though. The guy went all in on flop like k72 or something and of course rivered the 2. What can you do'
Posted in: Bad Beats 		jack ace
Feb 18th, 2007
Re(1): How Do You Explain this Happening?
Just played an 18 man sit n go on stars and had a substantial lead over opponent heads up. He proceeded to hit every flop for 5 or 6 straight hands. I had A8 him K2- 2 on the flop. No help on turn or river. This kind of hand happened over and over until I'm out. Now I know he will hit the flop but that many times heads up' Oh, yeah I forgot about the 2 times heads up we both had pocket pairs... This is over a series of 6-7 hands, just seems a little odd. It really gets frustrating when you are outplaying your opponent but you know stars is going to give those miracle flops or esp the miracle ...
Posted in: Bad Beats 		jack ace
Feb 15th, 2007
Re(1): The next Action Jeff?
Let me get this straight.. you had 3 presents for a TOTAL of less than 500. You got a hooker twice and you have money left for poker'' Nothing better than cheap hookers and and a $10 bankroll LOL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Feb 15th, 2007
Re(1): I love shortstacks.
....Yawn....
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Feb 11th, 2007
Want to be a millionaire?
Check out this ad I found online.... Pokerbot For Sale The Pokerbot's History Two years ago I decided to make a pokerbot, entirely from scratch, that plays limit holdem on PokerStars. I wrote the interface to the site, and I wrote the decision logic. After 9 months of hard work, I had a logic that was just slightly better than break even. So I pushed hard for two more months and was in the money. Then, over the past year or so, I sat back and generally enjoyed the freedom that comes from a pokerbot making all your money. My golf game improved, for sure. I've also continued to refine the ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Feb 1st, 2007
Re(1): Bluffs coolest thing ever....
It is a 12,000,000,000 BTU Air Conditioning Unit
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Jan 29th, 2007
Re(9): A Perfect GENT, check this out and tell me what u think of him
This guy not only sucks at being a human but sounds like his life ouside poker runs as good as his personality. Mom stealing his money, going to court .... I hope the judge gives you life you panzy. You'll wind up having to blow Ray Ray for smokes. GG Being a human
Posted in: Bad Beats 		jack ace
Jan 19th, 2007
Re(9): A Perfect GENT, check this out and tell me what u think of him
This guy not only sucks at poker and common decency but evidently at life in general. Mom stole his money, going to court... Grow up you little panzy and I hope the judge gives you life so you'll have to blow Jamal for smokes. GG being a human
Posted in: Bad Beats 		jack ace
Jan 19th, 2007
OMG You will see this guy ranked
This guy had gone all in hnad before with junk then this hand happened. I thought he was doing it again and called. Look at the reward. PokerStars Game #8025095528: Tournament #40452039, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/01/19 - 20:45:24 (ET) Table '40452039 175' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: jedbouy (12995 in chips) is sitting out Seat 2: stoutdude (7030 in chips) Seat 3: dsmooze (8952 in chips) Seat 4: cramble1 (7903 in chips) Seat 5: bigjamesl (3711 in chips) Seat 6: n2o99 (9675 in chips) Seat 7: HERO (4595 in chips) Seat 8: lkauslan (2394 in chips) Seat 9: ...
Posted in: Bad Beats 		jack ace
Jan 19th, 2007
Re(1): If you are good enough to make 250K or more playing poker...
Where are these 9-5 jobs' I'm 35 and out of all the jobs I've had, never did I arrive at 9 and leave at 5. More like get there at 7:45 and leave between 6-9:30. Can't make enough playing poker at the micros I play so can someone refer me to the 9-5 life'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Dec 28th, 2006
Re(1): Surely some student has done this...
The killer in Blair Witch was a Stars rep. Those students did the study.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Dec 27th, 2006
Re(2): is this how people play 5/10$ NL?
^^^^^^^ Word!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		jack ace
Dec 24th, 2006