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Re(1): PUTTER vs DRIVER
try the same thing but use a 9 iron, 9 iron vs. driver...'
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james_elk
Jul 25th, 2007
Re(2): sittin at jesus's table on ftp
"Shakman: rut row shaggy" lollerzzz
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james_elk
Jul 23rd, 2007
Re(2): sittin at jesus's table on ftp
hay ma its jeebus
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james_elk
Jul 23rd, 2007
Re(1): What Do You Put On Your Hotdogs?
plum sauce = straight cash homey
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james_elk
Jul 18th, 2007
Re(3): Which Ipod?
LOL come on....atleast offer a counter
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james_elk
Jun 29th, 2007
Re(1): Which Ipod?
just get the 30GB video pod - thats what i got and its more than enough space....have all my music, shit load of southpark episodes......even Top Gun (aka the greatest movie ever)
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james_elk
Jun 29th, 2007
Re(1): help with 1/2 nl live
1/2 live is like 0.05/0.10 online.....you have to wade through craziness, but if you are patient you will usually come out on top in the end
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james_elk
Jun 26th, 2007
Re(1): 10+1 15,000
5248...lets see if i can get past the 4th break tonight
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james_elk
Jun 26th, 2007
Re(1): My life is over........
obv jpke post
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james_elk
Jun 3rd, 2007
Re(1): YANKEES OMG
lets go blue jays lets go
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james_elk
Apr 16th, 2007
Re(2): BEST TEAM IN EASTERN CONF. IS???????

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james_elk
Feb 24th, 2007
Re(7): Greatest movies thread.
^^^^^^ AGREEEEE ^^^^
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james_elk
Feb 19th, 2007
Re(4): lmao chipleader in pocketfives tourney
^^^^ LOLLLLLLL too sick
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james_elk
Feb 13th, 2007
Re(1): sarah silverman: h0tt??
none of you guys would throw her out of bed, lets be honest here, lol
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james_elk
Feb 10th, 2007
Re(5): F threeven
you have fat fingers
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james_elk
Feb 10th, 2007
Re(3): any u ballers got a setup like this
skee-lo looks like LL cool J in that pic anyway, the point is, baller isn't as bad as "crib" - crib was cool when fresh prince first came out
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
Re(1): PT stats - best/worst hands?
hmmmm and apparently stars isn't rigged afterall....lol ;) chance of getting dealt AA 1/220 = 0.004545 16412 hands dealt AA dealt 66 times = 0.00402144 (close enough) times won with it = 86.36% right on the money...
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
PT stats - best/worst hands?
i was just rummaging through my PT stats, was lookin at avg. profit per hand, total $ per hand, etc... my best hand (total cash won) - KK my 2nd best hand - JJ my worst hand (most cash lost) - AQs my 2nd worst hand - KQos obviously i overplay those 2 a bit eh what about you guys'
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
Re(3): Help pick my next car (Reward $)
jeri, what u mean' you have 2 seats plus a front-load trunk for the kids, whats the big deal'
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
Re(1): Its Official....
GO RAPS GO
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
Re(5): To Jerichoholic and my other liberal friends
i heard that if you get to heaven you get a subscription to road & track, a meccano set + $10,000 cash. pretty sure you have to fly coach though
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
Re(1): Help pick my next car (Reward $)
just get a used boxster - you can pick them up here in toronto for 30K cad so you must be able to find one there for just under 20K usd
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james_elk
Feb 8th, 2007
Re(1): for the chiplead aginst 2 near top stacks
whats the issue here'.....' JT of clubs rules, I don't see the bad beat
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james_elk
Feb 7th, 2007
Re(1): Depositing on Stars
i use neteller
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james_elk
Feb 7th, 2007
Re(1): how to get rid of your wife
lol i thought this thread was about you asking for opinions on how to do it
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james_elk
Jan 31st, 2007
Re(1): BAD Beats in OT TOURNEY
PokerStars Game #8221297700: Tournament #41790202, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/01/31 - 23:29:35 (ET) Table '41790202 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: thatscold (3403 in chips) Seat 2: SirShartalot (12743 in chips) Seat 3: WOWLUCK (5822 in chips) is sitting out Seat 4: truzzy04 (2461 in chips) Seat 5: james_elk (3771 in chips) Seat 6: TheWacoKidd (2033 in chips) Seat 7: JerkwaterJay (11529 in chips) Seat 8: tim_lock (2447 in chips) Seat 9: agriffrod (2780 in chips) thatscold: posts the ante 25 SirShartalot: posts the ante 25 WOWLUCK: posts the ante 25 truzzy04: ...
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james_elk
Jan 31st, 2007
Re(1): Saying someone's child is ugly to tilt them??
you guys have it all wrong, why make direct attacks or comments about their kids and their kids appearances''...........................indirect is the way to go.... just say, "hey, what kind of dog is that in your pic'", like you are genuinely interested....
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james_elk
Jan 31st, 2007
Re(1): Pocketfivesgear.com NEW ITEM SURVEY -------Please read and respond
i want a calendar, like those small 5"x5" desk ones where you flip to a new page each day and each page has a different joke or fact or something.........but for this calendar i want a different, classic P5's quote for each day
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james_elk
Jan 24th, 2007
what would you do if....
hypothetical situation - for all you U.S. guys that play online as your sole income - what would you do if you woke up tomorrow and poker for U.S. players online was permanently banned everywhere and no site would accept you' Just curious
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james_elk
Jan 23rd, 2007
Re(4): I hate...
^^ earlybird nice one
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james_elk
Jan 22nd, 2007