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A short story on masturbation...
LOL Paki, Are you familiar with the book of Genesis' You are running like Egypt during the seven years JOseph was runnin the show. Just know that seven years of famine followed. your40's are going to suck. You cant put trim in the cabinet for the lean times. But enjoy it now. :) Biblical run good Paki. nice work
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Oct 2nd, 2011
'Shrooms improving your personality?
mushrooms are smooth, colored hand blown glass pieces and acid is like taking a stained glass window and throwing it off a cliff. Both glass, both colorful, but no where near the same experience. Last time i ate acid was about oh.......august of '95. I lost my head on shrooms this summer for a weekend. trying to bbq was a fuckin riot.
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Sep 29th, 2011
Neighbors/Leaves/Broken Windshield
Your windshield is smashed' I would immed. file a police report and mail him a copy of the report. name his ass in the report as a "person of interest". it wont mean shit, but seeing his name under a police header may shut him up, if not you got him on the list. also, if you have the money, buy a mean ass dog, or a video cam. make sure this fucker knows you mean business. does he live alone' or have a family' how big a boy are you' if you feel froggy, call his ass out some afternoon. tell him his water usage is bullshit and his cow of a momma could use that water to drink after licking the ...
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Sep 27th, 2011
Cardinals playoff push thread
Beautiful crooked number in the 7th. 9-6 cards. GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOO!
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Sep 27th, 2011
Halloween Costume Ideas?
Casual Hitler.
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Sep 26th, 2011
manny arrested
think he just kept eating em'
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Sep 12th, 2011
manny arrested
manny bein manny
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Sep 12th, 2011
Funny Name/Messed Up Parents
my favorite is still Penn Gillette naming his daughter Moxy Crimefighter Gillette. Go get 'em Moxy!
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Aug 26th, 2011
best movie ending?
Godfather 1.
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Aug 18th, 2011
You can end a players career right now...
Not an athlete anymore, never reaaaly was, but tim McCarver. STFU And Lebron. idiot.
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Jul 28th, 2011
Documentaries worth watching?
Rivers and Tides: The art of Andy Goldsworthy An Elegant Universe
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Jul 6th, 2011
Awesome People Hanging Out Together
momma cass and the other chic from mommas and the papas. I think the little one was Mckensie Phillips mom.
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Jun 11th, 2011
This Surprises me...Stay Classy, Lenny
Basball's version of Tom Sizemore. Can't wait to see Lenny on the celebrity rehab circuit next year.
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Jun 6th, 2011
Anyone not have cable at all here? (Like not even CBS, NBC, ABC, etc)
Have not owned a tv since 2004. Go out and live a little.
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Jun 3rd, 2011
Cwag Meth Rap (Cw-rap), Insights on How to Control Women, and Mental Revelations
100% this goes viral. TOsh.0
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Feb 14th, 2011
$40 steak inside
Just visited my dad. He bought a whole prime grade tenderloin and had me trim it up and we roasted the thing to 125 degrees and ate it for 3 days dinner. yum yum. was all about the sauces.
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Feb 13th, 2011
Most dangerous thing you've been a part of?
i robbed a bank in 95
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Feb 12th, 2011
is it ok to wear this and take a dump?
i have a 5 month old. it spends a lot of time in an ERGO. I have dropped a deuce. just dont let it drop the chew toy in the toilet when you wipe. You have two free hands. its all good
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Feb 12th, 2011
Is my roommate a GFE?
She is a poker coach. i hope she is a hooker tho.
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Dec 26th, 2010
NFL Fans.....Pick a Player.....
donkeykong SUH.
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Dec 26th, 2010
need ot advice
Here's the skinny. On the 17th I took the family wagon to an oil change place for regular service, on the 24th, the family wagon's coolant and oil level lights come on, I park the car, steam shooting out of the side where the coolant reservoir is located and hustle the family off to bed, it was xmas eve and we were tired. I go down the next morning to find the engine dry as a bone, no oil, and the antifreeze had cooked off and exploded everywhere. I am having it towed to have a 3rd party look and see if the jokers at the oil change place are in fact liable. Whats the play'
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Dec 26th, 2010
A super-cheesy piece of Christmas nostalgia
dont forget the semi legal mdma tabs AND the tail end of the quaalude era.
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Dec 24th, 2010
bands you have seen live
im only gonna list one venue. Mississippi Nights (rip) in saint louis. this list starts sin about 1985 Husker Du The Alarm Inxs The Replacements Better Than Ezra Adrian Belew Concrete Blonde My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult Lords Of Acid Meat Puppets Dirty Vegas Stanley Jordan Bela Fleck Flecktones Blues TRaveller The Church Bruce Hornsby The Deftones Ministry Beastie Boys Fishbone Faith no More Henry Rollins Echo and the Bunnymen The Connells The Smithereens The Urge 311 Robin Hitchcock Charlatans uk The Soup dragons There are so many more.....being in radio was fun in the 80's edit: add ...
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Dec 24th, 2010
i don't eat...
read nourishing traditions by sally fallon, watch Food inc., and learn about Dr Weston Price. Also, anthony gonzalez, the nfl te. these are all simple resources for you to learn the principles of healthy diets
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Dec 16th, 2010
Best beer
yummy jubelale
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Dec 10th, 2010
Let's talk scotch
laphroaig. that is the entire discussion....end
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Dec 7th, 2010
deadwood links?
torrents FTW seriously. you are gonna want to rewind.
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Oct 31st, 2010
Go Ducks
i might have to buy an xbox so i can play gamebreaker 2011 just to light up Oregon...god their offense is great.
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Oct 31st, 2010
Who's ready to bet against the Ducks?
watchin Oregon play this year is like watchin a video game......having said that, giving up the field against a national championship...wish i had the money. Illtake the field against oregon for the national championship. but i think they do hang 44-50 on usc. but watch usc put up 35-40. gonna be closer than you think. chip kelly says they practice faster than they play, they get to breath during games, the refs slow them down. so great
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Oct 28th, 2010
6 year old zidane... better than the real one!
wow. the kid sees passing lanes....his ball handling is off the charts...has Lane Kiffin signed him to USC yet'
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Oct 27th, 2010