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welp..here we go.
There is nothing wrong with having good taste and enjoying the finer things in life. I think we all like sexy woman, expensive cars, houses, pot, beer etc. Just pathetic to have to brag to a bunch of stranger's online about it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 30th, 2012
Serious tipping thread.
VEGAS tipping question, cause it seems you have to tip everyone there'' did I overtip on coming second in a poker tourney at MGM' I won like 420 for second and gave last dealer 20$. Tourney was 80 dollars entry and only 30 people, first got like700$ and I do think he tipped at all. also, I won 916$ in a slot machine and gave cashier 16$ I always tip chamber maids good cause I feel they get screwedby most, prob 5$ a night I also went to abuffet at MGM and told them when paid I would tip after meal, as they wanted a tip prior to eating which I told them tip based on service. It was good so ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 21st, 2012
welp..here we go.
I lost 1400 bucks last month in Vegas playing slots and roulette betting, where's my fucking degen thread. I almost had to come home and sell my half a mill condo anything worth reading since page fiddy that isn't about awkward intranet meetings or how people pronounce their ghay sounding login names'
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 18th, 2012
stickam
just a live webcam site I thought might be good for some OT laughs carry on.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 16th, 2012
stickam
anyone hear of this' Some old dude found it accidentally and overnight got rid of all their major sponsors cause of all the young sluts (not spose too show nudity) showing their tits and stuff for world to see' Post if you see something worth looking at. ( no child porn forthe sickos please)
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 16th, 2012
Happy Mother's Day
H is for the grape like hemmoroid bunches my birth prob caused
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 13th, 2012
Please judge my new stand up comedy video
Give you credit for getting up and trying, more then me and most could do, but honestly didn't find the material that funny. Kinda dry and felt you were just trying to pluck things out of the air to make funny instead of letting funny things come naturally. Also felt you were still kinda uncomfortable up there and a lot of your humor is just taking shots at yourself, way you act, look etc. Only thing I found remotely funny was when. you were talking about girls wanting to be tied up and fucked but then you went into reading home and garden magazine or some shit. Don't give up tho bro, just ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 10th, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
rough draft, please feel free to edit if anyone can put together a better list. And yeah 1-2 are scandles and 3-4-5 are just some of the most hilarious threads i read on this site, maybe someone could add top 10 all time threads list, most scandles are prob still ongoing quietly so hard to make a list.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 2nd, 2012
I defy you to name a song with more brags then this ( brags highlighted)
Yeah but im from Canada. Our rappers like drake keep it real and talk about growing up in forest hills million dollar homes, going to a good public school, picking up chicks at the mall and not going to call them for some reason and our great public health care system in case they get knifed by haters, and never doing drugs or getting in trouble with the law.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 2nd, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
Top 5 so far, anyone feel free to change list (1)- Chazgate- AKA Charles AKA Chazmental, grifted 10K from OT and some DDs for the ole lady. Many small grifts in between including free charity barbecues etc. (2)- Lady luck- Made vitamin water famous by taking it where no man has gone before, still think of it when i pass a vitamin water stand. Rarely drink it tho. (3)- Ptown brad and his cock sniffing mom moved up to third with a bullet. (4)- Defender of angels, lost true love because of his desperate sick need for OT acceptance. Hilarious GIFs ensue (5)- Hi5 nicest guy in world faileur- ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 2nd, 2012
I defy you to name a song with more brags then this ( brags highlighted)
in retrospect, pretty much every rap song ever is all brags about wanting cash, bling, tricked out cars and hot bitches. Then their follow up is all about having made a few million, having cash, bling, tricked out cars and hot bitches. Smart rappers smart.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 2nd, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
Haha forgot about the defenderofangles shitshow- I think that locks down number 3 based on pure hilarity and a gif of him with arm around noone after OT fucked up his one and only chance for true meaningful love. (3)- Defender of angels, lost true love because of his need for OT acceptance. Hilarious GIFs ensue (4)- Hi5 nicest guy in world faileur- convo-hi5hi5hi5hi5 -wantt to have sex and play with my sex toys says hot chick' nahhhhhhh lets hi5hi5hi5 more , quickly becomes bffs, man card revoked. mom sniffing cock sounds pretty scandlest, can someone post dets
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 2nd, 2012
I defy you to name a song with more brags then this ( brags highlighted)
We have a weiner folks, im defied, Defied beyond believe
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 2nd, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
Not a regular enough OTers to list all but a lot of you old timers can prob put together a interesting top OT Scandle list of all time. A lot of debautrury has taken place over the last few years. and would be interesting to see what the shitstorm look like all piled together. I presume I know number 1 and 2 but anyone else feel free to create your own list (1)- Chazgate- AKA Charles AKA Chazmental, grifted 10K from OT and some DDs for the ole lady. Many small grifts in between including free charity barbecues etc. (2)- Lady luck- Made vitamin water famous by taking it where no man has ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 1st, 2012
I defy you to name a song with more brags then this ( brags highlighted)
Count up the seperate bregs, i think smalls hit a world record with Juicy
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 1st, 2012
How to be terrible - Restraunt style
wtf is wrong with you that you need to post this' They were polietly asked to leave in a bar/ restaurant that obv doesnt give a shit about their one meal a year romantic dinner and game of pool.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 1st, 2012
I defy you to name a song with more brags then this ( brags highlighted)
Juicy by biggie smalls- 28 seperate brags [Intro:] (Fuck all you hoes) Get a grip motherfucker. Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughters, and all the niggaz in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'' Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh [Verse One:] It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 1st, 2012
How to be terrible - Restraunt style
Sounds like your parents were talking loudly in the bar when they were having bingo and they polietly told them to be quiet. From someone who has played bingo once and tried to 16 card , it is nothing more tilting then someone chatting about the weather when your looking for the number 7. Stop being a chief asshat Edit- And just because they eat at a restaurant once a year doesnt mean that they are prob considered regular customers. I eat at milestones for almost every anniversary and the staff seem different every time. Not sure unless owner was there or their is only one waiter they would ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
May 1st, 2012
Thinking about opening up a restaurant sometime after graduation
The only thing I would eat of your shit menu is the Chesseburger and Fries, and I would ask you for a toasted bun. BTW a new restaurant in Toronto that was built a few years ago and is expanding slowly ,but surely, makes this. More bacon then fries. More fat the double down. This is what the drunk uni students eat here
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Apr 4th, 2012
Thinking about opening up a restaurant sometime after graduation
so you have no cash to eat, made a dinner out of scraps in your kitchen, it tasted ok and now your opening restaurants' seems like a ok dream but you need a bill Cosby lecture a la theo on how the real world works. The giants would crush you like a cockroach if you gained any market share. And i don't think unless you got a lot of rich family , investors would be lining g up to give you cash. Sorry to debbie downer this thread.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Apr 3rd, 2012
WTF, how can this even be consider justice? Cases like this tilt me.
I mean i think we are pretty relaxed here for all but the most serious crimes. Prostituion, drug laws, counterfeit goods, most of these crimes are in the open so leaves our cops lots of time to find real criminals. But 3 years for literally destroying three lifes of an innocent family forever with timed served' Thats around 1 year for ever life. Hope they kick his ass back in kazakhstan but doubt it. Not even really the lawyers fault when hes charged with three counts of criminal negligence causing death and two counts of impaired driving causing bodily harm and the penalty as given by the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Mar 20th, 2012
WTF, how can this even be consider justice? Cases like this tilt me.
Guy gets drunk, drives 3 times the speed limit, 200 KM in a 60 KM zone, crashes his beamer into a van and split it in half, killing three people. Hon To, 44, her daughter Khan (Christine) Taing and a third passenger were thrown from the van. They were pronounced dead at the scene. To's husband, Pho Taing, and another passenger were taken to a Toronto hospital with serious injuries. Luskin will serve three years and two months in prison after credit for time already served is taken into account. I mean , I get it the kid is young and made a mistake but he KILLED THREE PEOPLE and left a ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Mar 20th, 2012
Finish this sentence. The typical OTer.....
...masturbates at least once a day to weird online porn.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Mar 8th, 2012
Best hotel for around 100$ a night in vegas in april?
april 10th to 13th Thanks MGM signiture towers sound pretty good. Will check them out.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Feb 24th, 2012
Best hotel for around 100$ a night in vegas in april?
lol i checked google first, and a ton of travel sites, wondering your guys personal opinions from your own stays. There are sooooo many casinos on the strip and last time i stayed at the riveria for like 30 bucks a night. My wife wants to stay at a desert rose resort so i need your guys experenice to convince her otherwise.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Feb 24th, 2012
Best hotel for around 100$ a night in vegas in april?
Hey Guys Was wondering if any of you who frequent vegas often could recommend a good hotel to stay for 3 nights, under 100$ is possible in april. Not expecting a 5 star or anything, tho that would be nice, just a clean basic room on the strip in a decent casino if possible. Thanks in advance.
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Feb 24th, 2012
Horsebetting tips for newb
Going to the horseraces tonight, only been once before and bet something random. Anyone got an advice or tips on what to bet without knowing anything about the horses besides the odds' Looking to gamble a bit as its just for fun. Thanks in advance
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Feb 17th, 2012
chazmental
chaz kray is one of shanunas 3 friends on for anyone who wants to contact him, he has one other friend sue Fenton in nevada
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Feb 13th, 2012
chazmental
I disagree except for the scared of consquences part, there was almost a 100 page lynch mob thread of people hoping someone would do something real. People talked a lot of shit about doing something during WSOP and thounsands of OTers live or visited LV and nothing substancial happened IRL. In the end, I think most people were just to afraid of Chaz to confront him in real life, fear of getting beat up or shot if you went on his property. Thus many people hid behind their computer and sent him a few pizzas and some junk mail. The most substancial thing OT did was ruin his real name online, ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		joeschmo
Feb 13th, 2012
Torturing/ Killing insects?
But you dont torture, just killing to protect your home right'
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Feb 8th, 2012