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Job hunting tips
There's some solid advice ITT. I just wanted to agree with the guys saying to take whatever position you can get if there's potential for growth. A good friend of mine is making a killing right now, and he started out at the very bottom not too long ago. He was just willing to do everything that nobody wanted to do, and people notice that. He basically learned every job in his office by helping lazy people out with their busy work, and went from low-level employee to pretty damn valuable in a short amount of time. Just take whatever job you can get, work hard and move up fast.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 11th, 2012
Young People in the media
The great race war isn't going to be about race, it's going to be about state of mind... AKA the Whites are going to lose roughly 31% of their soldiers to the other side because we aren't cool enough.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
Wow I totally forgot about the Cuse scandal, that's gotta be #1 unless we're just talking specific to OT. I'd imagine people were scammed out of a lot more than $10K and a grill during the Cuse points shaving scandal. #1 = Syracuse points shaving #2 = Chazgate #3 = Honda fake firefighter paralysis
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
SchutesRules scam doesn't seem so masterful to me either. It worked for him, and he was one of the original scammers, but chazgate was much more epic and the honda guy was even crazier imo because he made up an insane story then people investigated it and he was exposed. I'd have to go: 1-Chaz 2-Honda 3-Schrute
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
Why don't you just bang Jr. Bacon for rent/beer money' Make it into a fun role playing game at first, like she gives you $20 for a fingerbang and feels dirty about it, but loves it, then you keep taking it further. Eventually you offer her 3 nights a week of using your body for her sexual pleasure in exchange for rent/bills and $50 per week cash in hand, if she counters with 4 accept, decline 5 (or negotiate a higher allowance). If she isn't willing or can't afford the $5-600 for your semi-full-time services, offer her a pay as you go plan.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
Young People in the media
Why would you take 20 people to a beating when you can take 30' Safety is the best policy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
Young People in the media
How many suburban white kids are you willing to take for your side'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
Young People in the media
"The reporters had to take a week off to recover from their injuries. To date no one has been arrested for the crime." "There was no mention of the attack in the pages of The Virginian-Pilot until Tuesday – more than two weeks later – when columnist Michelle Washington wrote a detailed story on the police department’s handling of the attack and she raised questions about her own newspaper’s lack of coverage." -I would imagine out of professional courtesy, the other reporters were going to give Dave and Marjon the opportunity to report on their own beating, but Michelle jumped the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
May 3rd, 2012
**** Official SuperBowl XLVI Thread New York Giants vs NE Patriots ****
I remember debating Eli/Rape/Rivers for hours a few years ago. I was spite going with Eli because I hated the Rape rings, and Rivers bulk stats arguments. Moral of the story, go with spite you might be right (RIP Johnny Cochran).
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Feb 6th, 2012
How many drinks per week to be considered an alcoholic?
People are nits about drinking though, so people commenting on someone drinking too much doesn't seem like a good indicator. I drink a ton FWIW, but I consider myself a drunk because I don't drink liquor, only beer and wine.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 13th, 2012
The Pope is a delusional idiot
It doesn't matter if "everyone" would end up gay or not. It's called being risk-averse, a staple in the religious religion. We don't want to make the gays any more powerful than they already are, so we must keep them in their place, including but not limited to organised religion and even the law of the land frowning upon homosexual sexual intercourse unless you're in prison or outer-space. Imagine you allow the gays to get married, combined with their already irresponsibly allowed ability to adopt it could be disastrous, think of the children.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 10th, 2012
The Pope is a delusional idiot
I wonder if the church loaded up on Broncos +3000 and pope was just taking a shot at the New England fan base (gays).
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 10th, 2012
The Pope is a delusional idiot
Is Tebow > Pope these days in terms of religious relevance'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 10th, 2012
What would you do as Colt's GM.
I would trade Manning if I could deal with Cleveland and get RG3 at #4, if not I'd hope to get into the Barkley lotto next year and keep Manning.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 4th, 2012
What would you do as Colt's GM.
I don't think they will but it's what I would do. They need a complete overhaul imo, and Luck is massively overvalued unless he basically becomes Manning. I couldn't turn down 2 1st round picks from Cleveland, that's the #4 this year and a probable top 5-10 next year even if Luck goes Cam Newton on us. If they're throwing in 2 2nd round picks as well, that's just insane value. Maybe trading Peyton is FPS on my part, they could keep him and be in the Barkley sweepstakes next season or possibly have RG3 this season if they trade the #1 to a team like Cleveland and get their #1 pick next ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 4th, 2012
***NFL Playoff Prediction Thread***
1st round: AFC: -Rapists > Jesus' -Arian Foster > A.J. Green NFC: -Matty Ice > ELIte -Drew Bresus Christ > The real Matty Ice 2nd Round: AFC: -Brady > Rapist -Flacbert > Foster NFC: -Godgers > fake Mathew Ice -Bresus Christ > ''' Championship Rounds: -Tom Brady and Bill Belichick take their Satanic Cult all the way to the Super Bowl. -Aaron Godgers sacrifices his only son, Drew Breesus Christ, so that he alone will walk into the Super Bowl in the showdown for the ages, God vs. the Devil. Super Bowl! -God > Satan obv.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 4th, 2012
What would you do as Colt's GM.
My ideal scenario: -#1 pick to Cleveland for their 1st rounder this year and next year + this and next year's 2nd rounder. -Manning to New York Jets for their 1st rounder this year and next year's 2nd rounder. -If RG3 isn't available at #4 take either Blackmon or Kalil, then go into the Barkley sweepstakes next season with potentially 2 top 5 picks.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 4th, 2012
***Official 2011-2012 MLB Hot Stove Thread***
That would be horrible for the Braves. JJ isn't great but he's a quality starter with a decent contract going forward (quality starters make a lot of money in MLB). Prado isn't great but he's a valuable player who can hit pretty well and plays good defense at multiple positions. Those 2 for Jones would make some sense if the Braves hadn't already traded for Bourne, but adding one of our better pitching prospects seems insane, those guys are extremely valuable going forward (assuming it's one of Teheran/Vizcaino/Delgado/Minor).
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 3rd, 2012
What would you do as Colt's GM.
I'd need to see what the market is like for the #1 pick and Manning. It's not easy to pass on a guy with Luck's ceiling with the new rookie salary scale, but guys like RG3, Kalil and Blackmon have mega-potential as well, so if you can get like 2 #1 picks (one being a top 5) and 2 #2 picks you gotta do it right' Peyton has a few years left imo, if I could get a good deal for him I'd say fuck it and trade him too. RG3 might be available at #4 and Cleveland has 2 1st rounders and a need at QB, if I can't get RG3 at #4 or Cleveland to deal for the #1 I'd probably stick with Manning.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Jan 3rd, 2012
Added as a Cosigner to a Lease w/out My Permission
Niceguy, Sure you can use me as a cosigner on your next car loan, just tell em jtown said it was all good and you should be square. Dyzalot, You're assuming quite a bit in your post. I never saw the signature so I don't know if it was in print or not, and I don't think knowledge of power of attorney or contract laws is really indicative of intelligence, so I don't presume to know her IQ.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 29th, 2011
Added as a Cosigner to a Lease w/out My Permission
Maybe she didn't know she was "forging" his signature and just assumed he would cosign and thought she was just listing him as cosigner' And I don't remember her telling any lies about this'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 29th, 2011
Added as a Cosigner to a Lease w/out My Permission
I'm assuming that's probably the case, but I don't know enough about their relationship to know for sure, so I'm just saying what I would do in his shoes. I would have needed a cosign in my early 20's I think (never lived in an apt tho, renting houses with a lot of roomates was way too cheap and so much fun).
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 29th, 2011
Added as a Cosigner to a Lease w/out My Permission
Maybe she's going to get her shit together' I usually give family the benefit of the doubt, my play would be to contact her ASAP and let her know that she can use me as a cosigner but if she fucks up I won't be helping her anymore. If your credit is important to you, perhaps you could offer some financial assistance if she finds herself in a tough spot that might screw with your credit. If there's a lot of history like this I might not let it slide. I'm probably pretty biased because I have a family that would basically do anything for me, so I can't really imagine ever not doing ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 29th, 2011
Added as a Cosigner to a Lease w/out My Permission
Why wouldn't you cosign for your sister' Is she irresponsible'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 29th, 2011
Hey thur Atlanta area OT'ers Phi comin to town!
32oz dry-aged bone-in ribeye from McKendricks Steakhouse
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 29th, 2011
*Official* MNF thread Saints vs. Falcons
Damn the Saints are strong on offense, Falcons gotta make it a barnstormer!
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 26th, 2011
*Official* MNF thread Saints vs. Falcons
Falcons want it more than anyone.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 26th, 2011
Judge my nugs
Wow I hate all of you purely out of jealousy. Some of that shit looks amazing. OP, There are tons of drug dealers that sell that shit a lot cheaper in your city. If I were in your shoes I would go downtown and find a hippy, or go to a bar in Dunwoody and ask the first black person or hippy I see. $175 is insane and that guy is probably charging more than anyone else in the city by > $25. Delivery is pretty sweet though I guess, but you could take a limo to your dope deals and still save money if you're paying standard market prices ($100-$120, only black people charge more that why it's ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 26th, 2011
FDA-approved hangover pill
Nice, too bad I have the bladder of a 2 year old girl when I drink, toward the end of the night I'm pissing after just about every beer. Edit: But wait a minute I don't even get very hungover' And I pee a ton. OK so I'm basically always drunk but catch the random hangover maybe once a month after an unspectacular night of drinking, what's up with that'
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 9th, 2011
***Official 2011-2012 MLB Hot Stove Thread***
I can't understand why people are so concerned about giving 10 years/$220M to a legendary 31 year old first baseman' I'm sure he'll be highly productive from ages 32-38 so you'll get 7 good years at least. It's a long deal for a guy in his 30's, but it's below market value ($20-22M is about where top 1B market is Pujols is obv the sickest) so Pujols would need to regress a lot for this deal to be bad for St. Louis.
Posted in: Off Topic 		jtown1010
Dec 7th, 2011