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My Wife Went and Prayed at an Abortion Clinic Today
Taking her frustration out on the abortion people is ignorant and pretty stupid, but if she won't budge then fuck it. Her, I mean. Actually would probably sort this whole situation out from the looks of things. I pray OP doesn't go crazy as well.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Mar 29th, 2011
I refused to wait on a party tonight.
OP, awesome job sticking it to them. Shitty customers get shitty service for their shitty behavior, and that's the way a society should run. It is likely that the members of the party didn't learn anything from the ordeal, but whatever. Bunch of assholes anyway. Keep fucking with customers though. I personally love it, if the job ain't that sweet and you don't have to care about consequences. I just love a good old mindfucking every once in a while, makes the day go by quicker serving/helping idiots upon idiots with idiotic shit.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Mar 29th, 2011
does any one else feel like a degen/POS/dbag at times while on the grind?
Well that's jobs for you, and the life of being a jobdoer. Takes everything from you and gives very little back. Poker takes time and effort just like any other job. If your roommate doesn't understand your job -> his problem. That's how I approach it anyway. I know the feeling of having to tell your friends that you can't come out tonight, cuz you're playing poker. The response is, well, not usually pleasant or understanding...but if I'm playing poker, that is the least of my problems. Was the aunt important' How about the grandmother' If you don't care for them then fuck them imo.
Posted in: Poker Community 		Jukeboksi
Mar 25th, 2011
Army retards at it again in Afghanistan this time
I don't care which side, if you're a soldier, you deserve to die. And probably will, lol! Thank god for that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Mar 25th, 2011
Quit smoking Dank almost 2 weeks ago
Reality distorts you.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Mar 22nd, 2011
For what (somehow) poker related reason(s) do you smoke weed?
I accept this, for I have no experience from California. I'd love to visit though. Maybe smoke some with you guys from Cali, who know their shit. :) And when it comes to cops, they just by default make my blood boil, always, so apologies for that. Cops don't usually let anybody off easy, so as citizens, we can't let cops off easy, either! :) On another note, these buds I've been curing for a few months...bah gawd! Rainbows, everywhere!
Posted in: Poker Community 		Jukeboksi
Mar 21st, 2011
For what (somehow) poker related reason(s) do you smoke weed?
So you know they know, 100% certain, all the time' Alright, sounds good. Yeah, I have no clue about anything, I'm from Finland, my opinion obviously is completely clueless and devoid of any meaning and sense whatsoever.
Posted in: Poker Community 		Jukeboksi
Mar 18th, 2011
For what (somehow) poker related reason(s) do you smoke weed?
They're definitely cleaning up the city a bit, yeah. They'll never completely eradicate red light disctrict and coffee shops though, and even if they banned smoking for tourists, there would always be places where you'd be able to shop & smoke as 'an outsider'. Shit, just get a dutch friend to buy your trees for you. Aaaaand there's always the rest of the Netherlands as well. Fuck them for banning shrooms though. Fucking truffles aren't worth jack-shit. :(
Posted in: Poker Community 		Jukeboksi
Mar 17th, 2011
best ways for microwarriors to the medium/high buyin tourneys
Try playing poker. Maybe you'll move up after you've played enough.
Posted in: Poker Community 		Jukeboksi
Mar 17th, 2011
For what (somehow) poker related reason(s) do you smoke weed?
Yeah, everybody who has a job knows every little detail about his workplace through-and-through. Also, every tiny bit and piece of information that is of use in a job, is stored in the mind of a worker, who actually REALLY just wants to earn some dough, to be able to live. Think cops are above normal people' Think again. And I smoke weed because it's a fucking blast thank you very much.
Posted in: Poker Community 		Jukeboksi
Mar 17th, 2011
An Airstream and a Dream! Making a living at live $1/$2?
By answering to haters, you have failed. Sweet blog, but I'm not reading it.. It's very probably not interesting and readworthy at all, if you must pander to people. Good luck on future endeavours.
Posted in: Live Poker 		Jukeboksi
Mar 17th, 2011
UB closed my account and took my $
They took your money and now closed your account. GG. Fuck 'em. We can't do shit either. Well, we can cry and/or laugh with you or at you, now that you made this thread. I'll rather sit back and laugh, thank you.
Posted in: Poker Sites 		Jukeboksi
Mar 16th, 2011
Is money or bracelet more important?
I play poker for the thrill of victory and knowing you came on top over everybody else, so I'd always take the bracelet. Not much difference between one huge amount of money and another huge amount of money IMO
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Dec 22nd, 2010
bongs or blunts?
Bong > vape > everything else I need to buy myself a new big bong, the last one I had I gave away. I miss/love the feeling of just rippin' huge hits with 'single lungs'.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Dec 8th, 2010
Wikileaks Assange arrested in London
Yeah how about that military helicopter shooting where like 10 people, involving globally recognized photographers/reporters, got shot just cause the guys in the chopper thought the guy was carrying an RPG instead of...a camera. Thanks WikiLeaks, those guys almost got off easy! (They probably still did.) WikiLeaks or Assange is not the bad guy in this. Every government and government official involved is. A big hearty fuck you to everybody against FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND OPEN VALUES instead of oppression. Cannot believe people as fucking dumb as you guys are breath the same air as I do. ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Dec 7th, 2010
Liberal Judges < Pond Scum
Cops deserve every piece of shit flung at them.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Nov 16th, 2010
Dubstep fans
I've uploaded dubstep mixsets of mine / over there, check 'em out! Just went and saw Quest for the first time a few weeks ago and loved it, he did some of the illest blends I've heard in a long time. Bar 9, All Out Dubstep crew (L-Wiz, Systematic, other swedes), Radikal Guru and Bare Noize are all coming over here (Finland) soon and I might make the 2h trip this friday to see Ramadanman, Kuedo and Dead-O (followed by Ceephax Acid Crew, Rob Hall, dcom & DMX Krew on saturday!), but no friends are going at this point so I dunno. o & Coki > all
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Oct 6th, 2010
Unsubstantiated fact: There are more ppl addicted to pills than "hard drugs"
* Ugh, thank FUCK that mdpv shit is supposedly off the streets here now. Shit was doing serious damage, one of the worst fucking RC to come out. Keep taking it and you'll see consequences in a matter of weeks/days, not kidding, that shit is TOXIC/POISON. * Back on topic, pharmaceutical companies are a bunch of greedy fucking pigs and they don't care about the health of people, all they care about is money money money, and I'll never give them mine. It makes me*sick to read about pills being so common these days and people popping them like they're candy and doctors even support this kind of ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Sep 17th, 2010
Cheating accepted in Partouche Poker tour
Pardouche Poker Tour...it even bears the initials of another horrendous abomination so why wouldn't anyone just avoid it from the get-go' :>
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Sep 6th, 2010
WWE for Seven Year Olds?
Yeah, WWE has toned down soooooooooo much, especially now with no competition around, they don't need to go over the top anymore. We haven't even had a SINGLE bra & panties/lingerie match in the past two years of WWE TV (maybe a few bikini contests bleh). I see OP is already taking the kids out, that's good news, it won't do the kids any bad. I've been a fan of wrestling since I was 6 years old and started watching it regularly at 8 y old and it just isn't the same anymore. :/ Although there's lots of matches from Japan that look real promising and good but can't just ever get around to ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Sep 5th, 2010
**Official P5's Open Last Longer Thread**
In it to win it
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Sep 1st, 2010
How much u smokin?
Forget all other vaporizers except the Volcano, which I don't feel is a waste of money. Tried one cheapass vapo at friends place and it didn't do a thing to me. I smoke like 1-2 grams during the week, and then usually double that (2-4g) during the weekend. I'd smoke more if a) I either start growing again or b) weed gets cheaper. Just met this guy who knows more people than any friend I know, and I got trees for like 420€/Oz, which is cheaper than ever. Have to move out of here though...eventually...Meth & opiates are cheap around these parts but fuck that poison shit.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Jukeboksi
Jul 7th, 2010
Re:SCOOP tourneys TOO long???
On Sunday night I wound up going to bed at 6 am after busting scoop #1. Monday night I'm in bed at 9 am after busting the PLO event earlier and then after 9 hours of playing fucking badugi busting that in 55th place for less than the plo event...Tuesday night I was sleeping at 5am. Man I hope I can sleep tonight cause SCOOP is killing me. I'll make a final table though. :D
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
May 5th, 2010
Re:Getting over the hump.
I mean, if you're a winning player, everytime you play you're winning money. So if you just keep playing, success will follow.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Apr 14th, 2010
Re:3/6 nl live .....
FOLD I MEAN CALL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Apr 12th, 2010
Re:6k guar: HU decision
Alright, thanks for the replies :) I'll ship next time I get HU!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Apr 10th, 2010
Re:6k guar: HU decision
Yep, that's what I thought. I shoved, he called with KK and took it down. In the moment I thought he'd call with like any pair and AT+ but now that I think about I fear his range is much narrower than that.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Apr 6th, 2010
6k guar: HU decision
Alright, I'm hu in $11 6k guarantee. Villain got sat on my left when there were about 25 players left. I doubled him up twice in key all-ins for him when I was chipleader. We had a long stretch of 3-handed play where me and the other shortstack survived several all-ins, coming from behind several times as well and hu has now gone on for something like 20 hands. This guy was torturing me with constant 3-betting and using his position really well. He wasn't calling many 3-bets, and I had only 4-bet him when I shoved with a shorter stack earlier in the tourney (like 30bb with Ax bvb for ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Apr 4th, 2010
Re:3 bet sizing? help, give me your 3 bet size inthis spot!!!
Ship your whole stack in.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Jukeboksi
Mar 3rd, 2010