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Funniest thing you've heard during a ballgame
At a Sens/Leafs game a while back, there were these 2 guys (friends, and fans of opposing teams) completely piss drunk wearing hockey helmets in the crowd. Dany Heatley was playing for the Sens, and every time he touched the puck, the Leafs fan would get up and scream "YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYING HOCKEY, YOURE A MURDERER!!". This was right after he killed his friend in a drunk driving accident. It was one of the ballsiest thing Ive ever heard.
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JustGivr
Apr 28th, 2012
Another 1/2 NL spot WWYD
On the button with 97hh, I have just over $200. Guy to my right who has been the most spewtastic player of all time raises to $20, I call (stuck and card dead) and SB BB and early position limper all call. Spewy dude has about 150, everyone else has me covered. On a side note, the spewy player was young, drunk and baller. Didnt give a shit about money. Had just called an all in a few hands earlier with 33 on a 86654sss board, he lost vs a straight flush. Im talking the guy you want at your table spewy. Flop comes 9TAhh. Everyone checks, spewy dude bets $50. Do you: 1) call and ...
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JustGivr
Feb 27th, 2012
So a guy just claimed he was gonna commit suicide in the chatbox...
Hello Adam, Thank you for your email. We appeaciate your concern and can assure you that this matter is already being dealt with. Best regards, Thilo pokerstars Support Team
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JustGivr
Feb 27th, 2012
1/2 NL Live, WWYD?
I shoved all in, he had KJ. After playing about 3 more rounds with the guy he turned out to be the nittiest player Ive ever seen. Kinda sucked that I didnt know that prior to the hand, woulda snap mucked if I knew anything about him.
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JustGivr
Feb 27th, 2012
So a guy just claimed he was gonna commit suicide in the chatbox...
Was playing 6 handed hyper FPP tourneys because im BUSTO, and a guy says "Im gonna kill myself after this tournament, good luck". At first I was like yeah right so I start commenting to find out more. He claims his wife died of cancer last year, his daughter was hit by a car 2 months ago, his son was taken away because he couldnt cope, and his life savings have been lost in poker. At that point I tried helping the cause (wtf can I do, but I tried). He sounded pretty serious because he made that comment on more than one table. I called the chat mod (couldnt think of what else to do), but those ...
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JustGivr
Feb 27th, 2012
1/2 NL Live, WWYD?
Very first hand sitting down at a 1/2 game at my local casino. I post in late position and buy in with a $200 stack. I get dealt J3cc and check my option, we have about 6 to the flop. KxJ3hh. SB old man bets out $19, young guy calls, middle aged Asian man raises to $140. Like I said, very first hand at the table, so no reads on any of these players except for stereotypes about old men, young kids, and Asians. WWYD'' Ill post results when I get some feedback. Thanks.
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JustGivr
Feb 24th, 2012
NHL weekly thread 12/12 - 12/18
LOL @ Reimer being a joke, you're an idiot and clearly either don't watch games or don't look at numbers, wake up and smell the coffee. Mediocre defense'' We have arguably the best depth in the NHL when it comes to our blue line. Cody Franson was a healthy scratch at the beginning of the season, he'd be a top 4 defenseman on most teams. And how many teams have more than 2 or 3 top 6 forwards. The Vanouver Cancucks have 2 MAYBBBEEEE 3 if you argue Kesler, and the funny thing is the 2 are twins, which really count as 1 set of sisters. Last I checked they made the Cup Final last year, so the ...
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JustGivr
Dec 14th, 2011
1/2 NL Live, input on a few hands
Forgot about another hand. Hand #3: In the bb with A9hh, ep raiser opens to $10, 5 callers and I call. Flop comes J94hh, I check, guy with a 900 stack bets 25, I have about 550 in front of me. A bunch of folders, I smooth call OOP and everyone else folds. Turn comes the 2h. I lead out for $75, guy tanks and folds. Looking back there are a few things I could have done differently, just want some advice from some others.
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JustGivr
Nov 5th, 2011
1/2 NL Live, input on a few hands
I am starting to hit the casino more to take some money from the live fish, and have been doing well over a moderate sample size. Im aiming at improving my game, and want some input on a few hands to get some different perspectives. Im a good player, and am generally happy with my play throughout a given night, but obviously have room to improve, hence why Im posting a couple of hands for some discussion. My image: generally tight and solid, not overly aggressive but know when to apply pressure overall, people know if they're playing against me to tread lightly Hand #1: Villian: $600 hero: ...
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JustGivr
Nov 5th, 2011
Milestone hands are back on PokerStars
Software is so slow, can't even open up any cash game tables. Awesome.
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JustGivr
Nov 3rd, 2011
0.25/0.50 - TP+FD 250BB deep and I get repopped
Im not a cash game guru, but this seems like the exact flop youre looking for when calling with QJdd. Tough spot being so deep, but id put in another raise with the intentions of calling a shove. Maybe its because I have some gamble when I flop a big hand like this. There are too many hands you dont mind seeing that he plays this way. Good luck all in!
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JustGivr
Jul 25th, 2011
LOL at some of my Toronto friends (and other Toronto sports fans)
I live in Vancouver, originally from Toronto and am a die hard Leafs fan. Like I bleed blue to the max, i fuckin love the leafs (tough I know). Nothing makes me angrier than people jumping on the Nucks bandwagon in this city, and it is the WORST in the NHL hands down. In addition, its pathetic that people jump on the bangwagon outside of the city as well. Keep the cup in canada blah blah blah what a crock of shit. Who cares' I fuckin hate the canucks with a passion and would love nothing more for them to burn burn burn. Being a leaf fan in this city is impossible, the fans are moronic and ...
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JustGivr
May 25th, 2011
Angie Varona?
Smokin body no doubt, but I agree with the skinny waist part being a bit freakish. And come on, her face is like a 6/10 at best. I doubt many have looked due to obvious distractions in her chestular region.
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JustGivr
May 21st, 2011
Punching things when youre mad...
Punched a wall when I was pissed at my little brother in high school. Turns out the wall was a support beam. Broke my hand, my pinky knuckle to this day is almost non existent. Moral of the story: punch your little brother instead.
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JustGivr
Apr 30th, 2011
Best movie/book combination?
american psycho
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JustGivr
Jan 22nd, 2011
take a lick?
The fact that you threw a hot girl off you, called her a taxi and didnt finish is very questionable. Licking ass ftw, it doesnt make you gay, it makes you more of a man than anything. Im embarrassed on your behalf.
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JustGivr
Dec 19th, 2010
The bad beats are so insignificant......
I was just playing a session on Pokerstars, running pretty horribly and getting distressed emotionally, as we all do when we receive a string of bad beats in whatever format of poker you play. As I was playing, I received news that a young Vancouver girl I knew lost her life tragically due to some personal issues. It really puts everything into perspective, as tragic events usually do. All the bad beats and hard times we receive in poker or personally really are so insignificant in the grand scheme of life. Cherish the ones you love and be grateful for yours and your loved ones health and ...
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JustGivr
Nov 28th, 2010
Let's post some wtf pics up in here
Winner for 2 reasons: 1. Hilarious 2. Post #69 in this thread
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JustGivr
Nov 18th, 2010
Normal Tips - Biggest Tips youve given at cash game in casino
TBH I rarely tip at casinos. Dealers pool their tips in Vancouver which is a pile of shit and gives no incentive for the dealers to do a good job. So pretty much if Dave the good dealer deals me a miracle river and I win a massive pot, any tip I give him is actually only .000001% in his pocket. The rest is divided up by the dealers who dont speak english and misdeal every other hand. When Im in Vegas Im more inclined to tip because the dealers actually work hard so they can get decent tips. Bottom line, something needs to be done in Canada, its a fuckin joke.
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JustGivr
Nov 18th, 2010
So you're about to bang this girl......
Watching someone die = flaccid penis for most normal people.
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JustGivr
Nov 9th, 2010
is this a fold? 6 left in 45 man sng
The other 50 times you call in this spot will slightly make up for the one time you run into aces.
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JustGivr
Oct 21st, 2010
TLDR; 4 censorship, Sorel Mizzi is a cheater
This really gives online poker such a bad name. Its unfortunate that there are a select few out there that ruin a great thing for everyone else. Unfortunately the only exposure online poker gets seems to be negative these days; scandals, cheaters, liars, backing gone wrong, hackers etc. This will happen as long as the world exists, and dont get me wrong, justice needs to be carried out, but debating speculation without having the complete set of facts is pointless and a waste of time. I think more features need to be done on the good people in the community, ie the ones who are viewed as ...
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JustGivr
Aug 26th, 2010
Helmuth VS Sasquatch
That was great!!!!
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JustGivr
Jul 21st, 2010
WTF Jamie Gold
2010 World Series of Poker Event #56: $2,500 No-Limit Hold’em /**/ Jamie Gold Is My Hero Posted 5 minutes ago by danafish Jamie Gold - now several hundred grand richer. That is what our reporter told us as he recounted the tale of Jamie Gold's demise. As soon as the bubble burst, signifying that he had won his very hefty bet, Gold announced, "Never been so happy to cash in my life. Going out drinking if anyone's thirsty." So, here's what happened. Gold raised to 5,000 and the player on the button called. They saw a flop. Flop: Gold checked and his opponent bet 4,600. "Nice hand," said ...
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JustGivr
Jul 4th, 2010
where did u get ur SN from?

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JustGivr
Jun 29th, 2010
Re:lol collusion bubble of scoop-10k satty
So since hes chip leader he "has" to shove every hand' I mean I understand that theyre likely friends and soft playing is involved, but I dont think this can be punishable.
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JustGivr
Apr 25th, 2010
HUD problems with the new Pokerstars update
Anyone else having a problem displaying HUD with the new Stars update on Pokertracker' My cash game HUD doesnt work properly. What do I need to do to make it work''
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JustGivr
Apr 13th, 2010
Re:Congrats USCPHILDO

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JustGivr
Mar 23rd, 2010
Re:HSP
How is there no discussion about Daniel Negreanu never hitting a Royal Flush. Isnt that a little strange for a guy whos been around for years'
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JustGivr
Mar 22nd, 2010