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Re:OT Awards Voting This is fucking epic, imo... I voted btw, I still say re-name the mod of the year award in memory of computerb... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 17th, 2008 |
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Re:Dealing with house intrusion attempts...What do you do? Get a few of these stickers: Add motion sensor lights... Is you back yard fenced in' Maybe consider a fence and a big mean dog in the back yard, plus a good dog for inside... A few years ago people were breaking into homes in my area. Hitting houses all over my neighborhood. They were breaking in during the day while the home owners were at work. So one day I spent like half the day outside in the front yard on my swing cleaning guns. I cleaned guns for so long that day that someone actually called the cops. I told the cops that none of the guns were loaded outside, I was basically just ... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 17th, 2008 |
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Re:Do all girls wear thongs? I dated this chic who was almost 40 and super hawt (fitness trainer/kick box instructor @ gold's gym in lexington Ky). For a woman her age to doing that in a college town should speak VOLUMES.... anywho, all she owned was thongs and she had the best ghetto ass EVER. Said thing is she hated it, but even with running or whatever else she tried she couldn't get rid of it.. HA HA... My current girl hates thongs but she has a nice selection of sexy stuff.. anything but granny panties FTW, imo.. considering I am more a tit man and really just rip the panties off in a hurry anywho... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 17th, 2008 |
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Re:I am so going to get flamed but I just I am watching Shawshank on HBO right now... "why do they call you red" "cause im Irish" LOL How haven't you seen those movies... no block buster in okla' Someone rented out the vhs and never returned it..' wtf' Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:Serious question, NO PICS SO DON'T GIVE ME THE GFTO lol LOL@ being scared of some steriod loser who doesn't let go after the relationship.... dude has problems... $1000 I'll take care of meathead for ya... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:If you were 15 -18 years old, what would make you interested in engineering? Pull up in a sweet ass ride, get out wearing a sweet ass suit... As you are walking into the room to talk to the class have your cell phone ring.. then answer it and say something like "you finally got my court side seats to the lakers/celtics *insert team here*... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:Shamless plug stake! You might want to correct this: <head> <title> </title> Chryler' forget the s much' Wouldn't be a big deal in most cases but here it's very evident as it show up in tabs, min windows etc...etc Don't want a stake.. Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:If I pull out money using a echeck...whats odds something bad will happen??? LOL, Lock the doors and hide Al, I bet they got half the FBI on a manhunt for you just for this thread! Posted in: Poker Discussion |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:Massive Chip Leads? A few years ago I was playing a go point (kinda like FPP's) satty to the WSOP ME on Jetsetpoker. When we got to like 4 or 5 handed I had like 75% of the chips in play. I remember the feeling of "fuck im gonna win the seat".. had a bunch of friend railing me and stuff and then I ran like shit the rest of the final table. With some sick beats and finished 2cd for a nice cash, but no ME Seat, thus Greg Raymer won the 2005 ME and took my place as the fat guy who won the ME... fu fate.. Posted in: Poker Discussion |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:ITS SNOWING!!!!!!!! in vegas yeah that fucking sucked... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:What advice would you give your daughter? Without reading 5 pages of replies... I'd tell her to find the nerdest nerd she can. Try to nail him down before he goes to college and get some sick job... I'd obv kick the shit out of any sports kids she tries to date... cause I know how I was when we had our V-Card Team in high school.. yeah, our goals as Juniors/seniors was to take the v-card of as many girls as we could... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:Psycho ex found P5's..**EDIT** with pics... lol, best reply in this thread... tell the stalker bish to gain like 30 lbs and give me a call... i'll give her some kajun goo then... fuck BM, fwiw Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:Thoughts on shagging a midget? pics or GTFO... I'd hit it atleast once just to be able to say i banged a midget... I'd prefer a fat midget... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:Omaha hi/lo SnG. How do I play this? The shortstack folded... So if he bust here he get's 3rd.. I am checking here.. if the turn is a brick for a straight flush draw.. then I pot it... and take it down.. If I fill up I am v betting all day.. Posted in: Poker Discussion |
Kajun
Dec 15th, 2008 |
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Re:favorite secks position... I like my girl on top, her tits swaying as she rides... her erect nipples brushing my chest... that image is sfgoot... also I like being on top with her legs pinned back a little, not all the way to her head but just a little, watching her breast roll like jello when I tag it.. feeling her nails scratch my back, side..etc.. something about nails diggin into skin that drives me fucking crazy... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 14th, 2008 |
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Re:Craigslist gold on how to sex a women Any guy whose been with more then 3 women should know that whenever you say "I'm about to come" that the woman instantly get's hornier... a good girl will start thrusting harder into you, working her vag on your man tool, etc..etc. Obv, I always make sure she got off before letting myself get to the point of launching some kajun goo. Most women will orgasm whenever you tell them you are coming, which leads me to believe that a lot of women reach orgasm mentally faster then anything else on the planet... As a guy learn to use this to your advantage.. even though you know you ... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 14th, 2008 |
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Re:Crazy chicks Warning (long) this story has several parts, cliffnotes below... When I was 18 I met this girl that was 24, had huge 38DDD tits and was getting a divorce. She was out @ the bar I was bouncing @ with her sister/hubby. The sister and hubby were known swingers, they would pick up girls/guys @ the bar and bring them home and have these epic orgy's (different story imo). Anywho, so figuring how freaky the sister was, I figured she would be an easy lay, and considering I love huge tits, figured I'd tap her. Well I started shooting pool with her buying her drinks etc..etc. Went back to her ... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 13th, 2008 |
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Re:Huntsville, AL Wrong time of the year, but the Bobby Jones Golf Trail is pretty cool... Camz... I am in Biloxi all weekend... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 12th, 2008 |
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Re:Who in their right mind names their PENIS???? "Off-Road"... because it's a 4x4... 4 inches long, 4 inches thick.... and it goes in anywhere! Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 12th, 2008 |
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Re:When is the last time you got laid? Been 2-3 days since I got the Vagina... she's giving me 2 bj/hjs and only reason is because we aren't sleeping in the same house as we try to fix the house to have xmas in it... finally got the roof fixed, etc..etc F hurricanes BTW, CG, you will find someone that will love you and want you bro... imo the first time shouldn't be with a hooker cause it's something you will always remember.. if anything.. get a BJ from a hooker or something... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 11th, 2008 |
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Re:Congrats to LockdownTex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so sick... I'll be on bourbon in about 2 hours guys... fuck it's cold but lets get DRUNK... Posted in: Poker Discussion |
Kajun
Dec 10th, 2008 |
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Re:Boat Hotties...for Dreamender/Niptuck...beat this bishes Was this a Viagra convention' Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 10th, 2008 |
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Re:Would this be Illegal???? Seriously 3 pages and no one asked for pics of the snake and dog' and fiance' WTF' Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 10th, 2008 |
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Re:Are girls really this stupid? I was gonna chime in here with how it's 100% possible but OT got it sorted after the initial standard replies. Like ecugirl said, ask for other signs like sore breast, etc..etc Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 10th, 2008 |
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Re:Boat Hotties for NipTuck... PICS INSIDE... EPIC #3 I just looked through both threads and my comment is this: My wrist is starting to hurt and I am getting raw! Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 9th, 2008 |
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Re:Boat Hotties for NipTuck... PICS INSIDE... EPIC #3 wow just wow... and I thought TN sucked as a state... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 9th, 2008 |
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Re:So I just banged this bar slut.... OMG WTF mom FYP... wp OP wp... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 9th, 2008 |
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Re:Most youve won at BlackJack at one time She bought a huge TV for the living room, some clothes, etc..etc... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 9th, 2008 |
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Re:Most youve won at BlackJack at one time I remember my first night playing blackjack. I turned 21 like the day before and went to Cypress Bayou Casino (near Lafayette, LA). My friends had recommended the place because of the great food. So we sat down at the BJ table and this indian girl was dealing. I bought in for $500 and playing $10-$20 a hand, me and my buddies were all down a couple hundred pretty quick. My buddy tells this chic she could atleast smile for us while killing us on the table. Her reply was "I have no tear in my eyes for you". Obv, we left the table immediately and went eat. The red snapper was ... Posted in: Off Topic |
Kajun
Dec 9th, 2008 |
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Re:LAPT MEXICO-ROLE CALL nice brag post, imo Posted in: Poker Discussion |
Kajun
Dec 2nd, 2008 |
