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Re(1): whats the best hand you've folded.....
pee bottle.
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keepitreal
Feb 17th, 2008
Re(2): is there that much xmas money on sites right now?
i hope that too =)
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keepitreal
Dec 29th, 2007
is there that much xmas money on sites right now?
or am i just fortunate to be running into donks that i've somehow avoided the past month' i am seriously asking though. how long do games stay this soft if they really are softer' am i just imagining this or does it happen every year' is it everywhere or just 50nl cash where i play' i suck at the search so this might have come up but im curious to hear people's thoughts
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keepitreal
Dec 29th, 2007
Re(2): $1000 bet - Do I have a chance in hell?
my only advice is to get an injury clause (not the i'm a pu55y clause but if a doctor actually diagnoses you with something) cuz odds are you will get hurt...and losing a grand cuz you can barely walk would suck. the reason i say so is this: im running the nyc marathon in early november and have some friends who are/were training for it...i also tried to run it last year but got owned by shin splints (something i had never experienced even though i've been running since i was a frosh in hs and am now 24...23 at the time last year). this year my shins acted up again and i took a week off, ...
Posted in: Off Topic
keepitreal
Oct 18th, 2007
Re(1): Friday Night Lights TV Show Rant - F NBC
I was living in a devil town I didn't know it was a devil town Oh lord it really brings me down about the devil town All my friends were vampires I didn't know they were vampires It turns out I was a vampire myself in the devil town I was living in a devil town I didn't know it was a devil town Oh lord it really brings me down about the devil town All my friends were vampires I didn't know they were vampires It turns out I was a vampire myself in the devil town I was living in a devil town I didn't know it was a devil town Oh lord it really brings me down about the devil town About the ...
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keepitreal
Oct 4th, 2007
Re(3): wtf is your desktop background?
*kegKP4w%21ebbbpECGT9GDaDPfxuLXuH0b%21fNWaZ*1bKL8QZTVSIk81hjTHAOyGMSgGUb*xiwoK8Jh3pME1SkBUkZ2utdwR0/P'dc=4675597765409999916
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keepitreal
Oct 3rd, 2007
Re(1): ***OFFICIAL*** Bengals/Patriots MNF Thread
any other kenny watson fan club members in here'
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keepitreal
Oct 1st, 2007
Re(1): ***MAIN EVENT WCOOP--(5) HORSE CONTEST for SUNDAY***
keepitreal on stars ($10) riverloser mman_status thorladen daut44 asiandude77 alt:zangbezan24
Posted in: Poker Discussion
keepitreal
Sep 30th, 2007
Re(1): The Office season premier tommorrow
i bet we get heavily cockteased and not as much happens even though its an hour. but hellz yea im stoked.
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keepitreal
Sep 26th, 2007
ef the pats (funny video)
repost' i searched for "brady" and "pats" and nothing came up. i've been out of the loop...
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keepitreal
Sep 14th, 2007
Re(2): ***Semi-Official Cardinals @ 49ers Game Thread***
i kept thinking all game how sad it is there are 2 of the most touted QBs of the past 5 years and how they can't play worth sh.t but the niners are 1-0 and are only 18 wins from a perfect super bowl season!!!!!!
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keepitreal
Sep 10th, 2007
Re(11): ***Semi-Official Cardinals @ 49ers Game Thread***
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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keepitreal
Sep 10th, 2007
Re(1): Etiquette of You & A Friend Chasing Same Girl
the first thing that comes to mind for me is does your friend "call dibs" on girls a lot' cuz one of my buddies does that...within a day of a chick meeting our group of friends, he'll just talk up one chick so everybody kinda is like ok, u can have her (she's never the hottest one...this kid obviously has a strategy and sticks to it)...but my point is: if thats the case, ef your friend, he's a b.tch. if he's actually cool and really likes her, you gotta let him have his chance otherwise ur just an awful friend.
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keepitreal
Sep 3rd, 2007
Re(2): VISTA CAN BURN IN HELL
im picturing sicktight starting a slow clap to get this thread going...
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keepitreal
Aug 29th, 2007
Re(1): Why does your life suck?
im probably gonna get the last pick in my fantasy draft tonight. this chick i want is being kinda shady. its too hot to go runnnig outside without hating life.
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keepitreal
Aug 29th, 2007
Re(2): What's up with Firefox?
firefox pic posting: click the html button on the far left type in "<IMG SRC="URL image location">" unclick html box note: <IMG SRC="URL image location"> that is what u type, the end quotations are not to be used.
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keepitreal
Aug 29th, 2007
70% will never feel the same
PokerStars Game #11747958231: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/28 - 21:36:05 (ET) Table 'Koranna' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: dingo1977 ($22.80 in chips) Seat 2: omnishakira ($68.55 in chips) Seat 3: keepitreal ($68.40 in chips) Seat 4: jtjrh2 ($29.40 in chips) Seat 5: ptiben7 ($135.35 in chips) Seat 6: Quark88 ($25.10 in chips) Seat 7: jfq88 ($30 in chips) Seat 9: xxJimmyMacxx ($58 in chips) jtjrh2: posts small blind $0.25 ptiben7: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to keepitreal [9h 8h] Quark88: folds jfq88: folds xxJimmyMacxx: folds dingo1977: folds omnishakira: ...
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keepitreal
Aug 28th, 2007
Re(1): 20 person fantasy draft tonight.
pray to the non existent god that u get the first pick'
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keepitreal
Aug 23rd, 2007
Re(2): How to own ot
unless somebody knows carly, finding a pic will be hard, so i took the creative liberty of assuming her and icebox from little giants would grow up to look exactly the same and found the sole pic of the chick from imdb.
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keepitreal
Aug 23rd, 2007
Re(1): Haircuts - How Much Do you Pay
$20 for the conair kit at cvs every couple years then $0 to a friend to trim the back after i have buzzed my hair
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keepitreal
Aug 21st, 2007
Re(1): Vick Shirts
i think they need to mass produce vick dog jerseys cuz i would buy one and i dont even have a dog.
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keepitreal
Aug 21st, 2007
things you mix together to make pure awesomeness!!!
crispix+cheerios sprite+lemonade (obv sprite has lemon flavor but its delicious) my list is short, feel free to add
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keepitreal
Aug 21st, 2007
Re(3): My first Vick thread
lol that would be awesome. then everybody would be accused of being racist for assuming all black people look the same! damn...only in the movies
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keepitreal
Aug 20th, 2007
Re(5): all in blind penny omaha anyone?
im out last, cardrich aint playing fair...
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keepitreal
Aug 19th, 2007
Re(4): all in blind penny omaha anyone?
im running so good i fully expect to lose my entire roll in real life this week
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keepitreal
Aug 19th, 2007
Re(3): all in blind penny omaha anyone?
no chat btw
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keepitreal
Aug 19th, 2007
Re(2): all in blind penny omaha anyone?
not gonna lose more than $30 fyi
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keepitreal
Aug 19th, 2007
all in blind penny omaha anyone?
bored and feeling the need to lose some coin. im sitting at sirene...but that may change!
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keepitreal
Aug 19th, 2007
Re(1): What happens when you wake up...
i keep reopening the thread hoping the title will lead to a post that reads ...with two fat chicks in your bed
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keepitreal
Aug 18th, 2007
Re(1): sng player transitioning to cash play needs advice...
the preflop action dictates how to play QQ for me. but there are times when i turn into the set mining mentality where if i miss the set, im not really happy on a J high flop or lower because somebody seemed super strong (KK+). its obviously harder to fold on a 9 high flop but its still doable...if i have the same preflop instincts...although it can be hard when they disguise their hand by not showing such strength and just calling a raise or reraies (which can still scream set mining)...although when this happens they tend to not play it too strong post flop either and u can get off cheap ...
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keepitreal
Aug 18th, 2007