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Worm: "You know what always cheers me up'" Mike McDermott: "No, what's that'" Worm: "Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, 'Where the Sand Turns to Gold.' Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over."
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May 6th, 2012
Ever had Kobe Beef?
Did someone say Beef'
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Apr 17th, 2012
Your Favorite Character from The Wire (Championship Round!)
+1 for BODIE
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Mar 17th, 2012
What constitutes the "perfect" BJ?
^ This - it's pretty subjective. Some guys like facefucking and giving it to a girl rough in the mouth and making her cry and gag and shit Some guys like a very seductive and slow head game where it's like the girl is trying to suck the skin off It really turns me on when the girl kisses the head of my dick and likes to swallow
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Feb 1st, 2012
Best apps for Galaxy S2?
Super easy. Almost all Android phones have a one-click program method where you just connect your phone to your computer and it roots it with one-click of a button (obviously). The main benefit of rooting: Gain Superuser access so you can do whatever you want with your phone. Negatives' None really, you can flash kernels and roms with the ability to overclock, use different themes, etc. You can UNROOT at any time as well and go back to stock. Find your Android phone model in this forum, go to the development section for your phone. All you need to know is found here:
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Jan 18th, 2012
Best apps for Galaxy S2?
Take your Android to the next level... root it and flash custom ROMs/kernels. I'd also recommend getting an external microSD card, I found a 30GB Class 4 SanDisk for around $35. Don't skimp on brand quality for the SD card though - stick with SanDisk, Kingston, Lexar, bigger well known names because they have higher standards for their classes (ie: a class 4 SanDisk beats a class 10 no-name brand) I have the SGSII SkyRocket on AT&T, this is what my desktop setup is like (some of the apps you have to be rooted to use) Besides the ones below, I recommend ADW Launcher, Dolphin Browser Mini ...
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Jan 18th, 2012
Love Letter from Crazy Asian in Theater Class

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Jan 14th, 2012
tattoos on women re: I hate them
Agree for the most part. Some tattoos just look really bad no matter who they are on, but a sexy chick with sexy tattoos is something I've recently become very fond of... thanks to Juelz
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Dec 26th, 2011
Pole dance champ
I like how she kissed the poles.
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Dec 19th, 2011
Ok what do you do when you completely blow your chance
Correct. To OP: You must first work on your INNER GAME, young jedi. Only then, will the OUTER GAME begin to come naturally. Rules of the game part 2: Do not shower her in gifts and attention. I'm sure there are plenty of guys that already do that for her. Stand out, be different. Switch it up, keep her interested. Women are weird like that. If you shy away from the typical script of the "Avg. Frustrated Chump" she'll start to wonder what makes you so different from every other guy that's trying to bone her. "Distance makes the heart grow fonder." Do not text or facebook her all the time. ...
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Dec 16th, 2011
Ok what do you do when you completely blow your chance
Rules of the game: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
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Dec 15th, 2011
Breakfast this morning....(is this wrong?)

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Oct 15th, 2011
Asip- Frank Reynolds' little beauties
I thought this episode was hilarious with Frank all fucked up in the face from breaking his nose and with that mortician doing his makeup hahahaha
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Sep 30th, 2011
Celebrity Roast of Chuck Sheen
I stopped watching midway through, cause it sucked But how MILFtastic is Kate Walsh' Sexiest Ginger woman ever'
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Sep 21st, 2011
New Wendys burgers
Their new fries are soooooo much better than the old soggy ones.
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Sep 20th, 2011
Monday Night Football "Rams@Giants"
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Sep 20th, 2011
lil bro turns 21 tonight - worst shot ever?
Straight up: or Liquid Cocaine: 1 part Bacardi® 151 rum 1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
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Sep 17th, 2011
Week 2 Consolidated FFB sit/start thread
Drop Stewart, Jacobs will still have value as a goal-line back and despite a lackluster week 1 all around by the Giants, they will stick with the run. I like Moss since it's PPR, Cardinals just got carved up by Cam Newton after all... Hightower McCluster and Decker... coin flip imo - McCluster will be used in the running game as well tho so I might give him the edge here although Decker may end up outscoring him because of the return yardage points
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Sep 14th, 2011
Week 2 Consolidated FFB sit/start thread
It'd help if you showed their opponents too Vick (never sit your stud!) Jennings, Nelson, Evans (Austin Collie played on 33 of the Colts' 57 offensive snaps in Sunday's loss to the Texans. The key stat here is that Pierre Garcon played on 56-of-57 snaps. It's Garcon -- not Collie -- that is the No. 2 receiver in base formations. And now that Kerry Collins is under center, the Colts will sparingly go three-wide unless they are getting blown out like they were in Week 1. Collie is fourth in line for targets on an offense that no longer emphasizes the pass. The zero catch 2011 debut was not a ...
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Sep 13th, 2011
laughlin question
damn disappointed, was hoping this thread was about Lori Laughlin... the milf from full house
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Sep 12th, 2011
**Consolidated FFB Draft help/Rate my team Thread**
I've won this $20 small money league with my friends for the past 3 years, they hate me haha I need to start playing in some leagues with bigger prize pools after this year... Got most of the players I was looking to target in those rounds with the steal of the draft (imo) of Romo at the end of the 6th (5 QBs surprisingly went within the first 15 picks) Dropped Ridley for Hardesty 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1RB/WR flex, 1TE, 1K, 1DEF 12-team ESPN Standard Scoring with additional: 1 point for every 300-399 yds passing, 2 points for 400+ yds passing 1 point for every 100-199 yds receiving, 2 points ...
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Sep 7th, 2011
Proof that God Exists (NSFW)
You're welcome. 140 Jessica Burciaga Hand Bra Pics #67 #115 #29 #32
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Sep 1st, 2011
Arian Foster has a hammy tear and is out 3-4 weeks.
I know you know that a RB's success is going to hamper on a combination of: A) His talent and health, B) Blocking, C) Opposing defense, so I'm not pointing out that players who do well against bad defensive teams are not GOOD players (especially in fantasy football), but the fact that the O-LINE and FB have a LOT more to do with a runner's success to make them GREAT. Foster is better than NFL teams gave him credit because of injuries at TN, but prepare to be disappointed without the best fullback in the league to leave huge openings for him and when he goes down with another hamstring strain. ...
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Sep 1st, 2011
Arian Foster has a hammy tear and is out 3-4 weeks.
Weezy, ZeeDustin is dead on. Foster's success is mostly because of the system he is in - which a very important part of has changed (read last paragraph). If you don't remember, Steve Slaton had a very good rookie campaign in 08 but got injured several times in 09, and then Ryan Moats started week 8 at BUF and put up 126yds and 3tds on 23 carries. Buffalo's run de was absolutely a joke that year but come on... Ryan Moats' Yes, Foster had a great run at the end of 2009, but Tate is the guy they were going to feature last year until he got injured before the season started. As for the two ...
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Sep 1st, 2011
**Consolidated FFB Draft help/Rate my team Thread**
I go running back and WR heavy in first 4 rounds, if you can get Gates or a top tier QB in the 4th/5th then you'll be pretty well set at your RB1/2, WR1, and QB/TE positions and then go for depth after that
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Aug 25th, 2011
Need Advice with this Chick
On to the next one! Seriously, NEXT that bitch!
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Aug 24th, 2011
Fantasy Football Team Names
Smoke a Blount
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Aug 23rd, 2011
Who is this year's Arian Foster?
RB: Roy Helu or Daniel Thomas (would have been Ryan Williams but he tore his patellar tendon) WR: Denarius Moore TE: Jimmy Graham These are more first/second year players I think will have break out seasons than Arian Fosteresque seasons (doubt anyone will have that kind of impact out of nowhere - but Felix Jones is in a great situation to do it now that Barber is gone)
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Aug 22nd, 2011
good books that are told in an unorthodox style?
House of Leaves
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Aug 21st, 2011
Whats harder Golf or Soccer?
FWIW he never mentioned it in the original post
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Aug 5th, 2011