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**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
Well apparently mittens is set to clinch the nomination tonight.. at least according to the MSM. just saw on NBC and CNN sites that romney will "wrap it up tonight, athough it doesn't mean much since his 3 rivals have already dropped out- santorum, gingrich, and paul". I thought one of those guys was still in...' nice accurate reporting we gotz going on.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 29th, 2012
Lawnmower / baby rabbit family
natural selection. lawnmowers are people too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 26th, 2012
Is this website for real?
alrite i guess i'm old. is that the new thing on jersey shore or something'
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 26th, 2012
Is this website for real?
you gon' get raped
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 25th, 2012
Lawnmower / baby rabbit family
didn't realize this was so commonplace. at least now i don't feel as bad. So rabbits normally just live in little holes' bitches need to move on up.. maybe at least get some bush or shrub action. probly be a little safer.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 25th, 2012
Lawnmower / baby rabbit family
It was shoving it's head in the hole, and the fur/hair was all over it's face. And it appeared to be chewing and licking its mouth. Bunnies gonna T-rex sometimes.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 25th, 2012
Lawnmower / baby rabbit family
I don't have a garden, and I don't want to kill the rabbits. I don't really mind them. Although I'm pretty sure I just saw a groundhog back there too.. not sure wtf is going on.. i don't live in the country. I must be on really fertile land or something.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 25th, 2012
Lawnmower / baby rabbit family
So I am mowing my backyard when I notice something featherlike on the ground, don't think much of it and mow on my merry way. Until I notice a decapitated small animal underneath where I just went over. First I thought it was a small bird that landed and didn't see me coming, because there was a ton of feather/hair looking stuff all over. So the body at this point is still flailing around, with it's bloody open neck exposed.. body finally stops, paw kept moving for a while. At this point, I'm just standing there, in car-accident bystander-like shock... so then I realize it's obviously not a ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 25th, 2012
Where were the Democrats on this?
not sure if serious. 50centpullupincarwitherniepullaway.gif
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 24th, 2012
Washer baby.
lol wut. that's like porn for robots.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 23rd, 2012
Washer baby.
i watched the video. you can see his white sneakers moving around, but it could be either him kicking to try to get out, or spinning around through the wash cycle. there was no sound either.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 23rd, 2012
Washer baby.
Did the washing machine start running' Can't tell from the video.. i dont see what the big rush was if it wasn't even on. i guess he could have suffocated.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 23rd, 2012
Penn v. Obama in re: Weed.
clearly you've never done a little blow
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 22nd, 2012
Penn v. Obama in re: Weed.
"good" drugs aren't drugs. they're treatment. "bad" drugs are bad. every notice how old people don't die and get buried at the graveyard anymore' it's always elderly persons pass away and get laid to rest at a ceremony of remembrance.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 22nd, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
$25 purchase at the store.. pickin up some RP cookbooks.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 19th, 2012
America's Got Talent With Howard Stern
Is there any way they can get Kathy Grifford to perform'
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 14th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
you should move to california killing. maybe you could help them balance their budget while you're there.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 14th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
Ah. Alrite, guess that makes sense. plus now ScottBrewer can jack off to the thought of RP dropping out, so i guess this is a win-win for everyone.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 14th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
Yeah, i recognize that. I just don't see why he bothered issuing a statement like this then. All it does is let the MSM jump all over it and immediately portray it as he is dropping out. Funny how CNN hasn't run an article about him in about a month, but they immediately had a breaking news to announce this. If they don't think he's relevant.. why did they rush to post this..
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 14th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
wtf does this crap mean' So he will still have all his delegates going to the convention, just he can't compete in any more upcoming primaries' Some of the shit on there is about stopping donatations to the UN' How is that a problem' Fuck the UN... and also ending affirmative action and other stuff to give handouts based on people's races or backgrounds..' once again not really seeing how these are bad RP ideas.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 14th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
Well i would assume because he's running for President of the united states (which is the federal government, for some of you laymen). So.. he wouldn't really have control over the states, nor should he.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 14th, 2012
All questions answered about the gay community in this vid
wait so is gay a verb, noun, or adjective' she seems to use it as every form of speech.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 12th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
Who cares about the dead and wounded' We have to keep NCJ safe from the jihadist's under his bed.. that's what important.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 11th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
You just made NCJ's head explode. It's funny how everyone forgets that when we invaded Iraq after the threat of WMD's, we found that they literally had no army, no way of attacking anything. It was a complete house of cards, bolstered only by Saddam's talk and posturing. Hmm. sort of like another four letter country that starts with I.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 11th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
Stopping the "war on terror" isn't surrendering. Who is it we would even be surrendering to' If we stop the war on drugs, are we surrendering to drug dealers' Even if you think we should always be at war in a philosophical sense, because you believe the baddies are always out to get us, we still can't afford it.. don't really see anyone defending the price of all this shit
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 11th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
war on terror 4 life dawg
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 11th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
They still could have had someone else play him. SNL.. you just lost a point in my book. Now show me kristin wiig on top of tina fey and we'll call it even.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 11th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Voyeurism at its finest. beats reading about people fucking their sisters or which game is a "lock".
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 6th, 2012
Im shocked
slippery slope brah.. we let the gays marry, the next thing will be fucking donkeys and civil unions with fleshlights.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 6th, 2012
**Official** Ron Paul Presidential Race Thread
I'm sure the 450 votes that Johnson pulls in won't affect the outcome too much.
Posted in: Off Topic 		krispycream
May 6th, 2012