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PRK or LASIK?
PRK is a more painful and longer recovery...I had lasik done and was seeing better than 20/20 the morning after. Personally, I thought the procedure was freaky as hell...having your eye peeled back and seeing all blurry and shit is kinda frightening. I paid 3200 total for the procedure. That all being said you are a bit old for the procedure :) Oh and as for the doctor that does it...basically doesn't matter. They pretty much punch numbers into a machine and peel back they eye to expose it properly...not much to do technically from what I understand
Posted in: Off Topic 		L0bstaM0bsta
Feb 21st, 2012
Championship Round Voting: 64 Best Picture Nominated Films *1990s*
Shawshank, wish I could watch it for the first time every time
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Jan 12th, 2012
Anyone grow up having never believed in/taught about Santa Claus?
'
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Dec 19th, 2011
OT Awards 2011 !!!
It's not that I'm not interested in OT anymore, it's just that since I don't play for a living and spend all day on the computer I don't contribute much. I actively tried to stay away when Black Friday went down just because it was easier that way.
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Dec 19th, 2011
Twas the week before Xmas 2011
And awesome as always, what would I do without you sir'
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Dec 19th, 2011
Anyone grow up having never believed in/taught about Santa Claus?
Have fun disciplining your kids without using Santa to hold over their heads when they are being little fuckwads.
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Dec 19th, 2011
rusty trombones needed
pm yardle and/or fattymcbones
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Dec 15th, 2011
I got offered a new job today.
Funny you said this because I snap accepted a job as a head hunter today :)
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Dec 15th, 2011
Update: Moving to California this week.... with Sweetness
Seems to be simultaneously the best and worst decision you could possibly make. Good luck boys.
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Dec 14th, 2011
Not going to like this week at all
Listen to FWK...he has it pretty rough these days
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Nov 16th, 2011
Not going to like this week at all
Save this and review when you are 28
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Nov 16th, 2011
When Newt Gingrich wins the GOP nomination...
It is a whacker between Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny
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Nov 14th, 2011
Confusing POF profile
Dude he is a noob...he has to earn respect before he can go out and run his mouth like this. Yea, if he had been accepted by the community in 06 and did what he is doing now then by all means he would have fit in with everyone. The problem is he clearly has not been accepted and continues to be an ass for the sake of being an ass and is on course to never be liked.
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Nov 5th, 2011
Confusing POF profile
This is less embarrassing than meeting on an internet dating site' You'd just say you met online, done. Anyway, I like her...I hope you stick around. If anything you will get your ego stroked by a bunch of random dudes. Way to turn this around. It's great how this went from people bashing you to guys telling you they will show you around if you are ever in their area...lol standard. That being said, next time you're in Munster I can take you to Three Floyds for the number one beer in the country.
Posted in: Off Topic 		L0bstaM0bsta
Nov 5th, 2011
Judge beats daughter
norcalwill itt
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Nov 3rd, 2011
Judge beats daughter
Just saw this tweet from CNN: Statute of limitations prevents charges in judge's beating of daughter, DA says
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Nov 3rd, 2011
Late night OT ROLL CALL!
God damn, didn't know anyone was up this late besides me
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Nov 2nd, 2011
American Horror Story
Teenager is dead. If you watch the first scene he is in you can see him standing behind the psychiatrist while he is supposed to be sitting on the couch.
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Nov 1st, 2011
American Horror Story
Awesome, glad you guys can keep watching with DirectTV. Can't wait for the next episode
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Nov 1st, 2011
American Horror Story
Yea I don't know how anyone who has sat down and watched the first episode could dislike it...so well shot and the story would be great even if it wasn't creepy as fuck
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Oct 31st, 2011
American Horror Story
The show is shot so fucking well...so hard to tell what's real and what's not. Tons of questions need to be answered...loving it so far
Posted in: Off Topic 		L0bstaM0bsta
Oct 31st, 2011
Halloween Costume Ideas?
Oh she beat the crap out of me later...and it was awesome
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Oct 31st, 2011
Halloween Costume Ideas?
The gf is Ke$ha...had a blast
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Oct 31st, 2011
Phi...this one is for you buddy

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Oct 31st, 2011
I was bored so I recorded a rap song
Bobby Moynihan plays Ass Dan in one of the SNL Commercials. Hard to explain properly so here is the video:
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Oct 30th, 2011
Anyone else have a white box in the top right?
Sounds far better than a trip to Hawaii
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Oct 28th, 2011
I was bored so I recorded a rap song
Never thought I'd hear Jason Sudeikis in a rap song...unless it was by Ass Dan
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Oct 28th, 2011
OT Confessions
BOZO SWEAT THO Orange Soda Grape Kool Aid Peach Schnapps Everclear Shit tasted like a pixie stick but would knock you on your ass after two cups
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Oct 28th, 2011
OT Confessions
Shit in her sandwich and cum in his. She has already tasted your babies and needs something to really get her attention.
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Oct 26th, 2011
OT Confessions
Are we not allowed to get mad at both of them or what' Be more pissed with her but still want to jack the guy...
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Oct 26th, 2011