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Re:sippin on...
gin and juice and i'm laaaiiiiddd backkkk
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 16th, 2008
Re:Have you ever... (20 questions)
for everyone that said they have had sex in a moving vehicle, who was videotaping the action in the back of the van''
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 12th, 2008
Re:What does your lady scream when you're pounding vag?
"oh yes, oh yes" "leave the package on the front step, leave the package on the front step" "he'll be home any minute"
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 9th, 2008
Re:What kind of TV's do you chumps have?
That's my wife Eunice in between our two 14" Philcos
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 9th, 2008
Re:Which celebrities would you include in your 3 way?
Alyssa Milano and Claire Dames, yes "Dames", not Daines. Some of you may know who that is :)
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 8th, 2008
Re:Shoot this guy immed.
I still call bullshit on the f'n wife supposedly not knowing any of this was going on for 24 years!!! C'mon
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 8th, 2008
Re:Ughhhhhhhhhh
GEOLOGICAL EVOLUTION 14,700,000,000 formation of universe 4,500,000,000 formation of earth 3,800,000,000 first recorded life on Earth, single-celled Prokaryotes like cyanobacteria 1,500,000,000 first Eukaryotic cells, sexual reproduction with meiosis and recombination 670,000,000 first Metazoa: worms and jellyfish 550,000,000 first Chordates (late Cambrian period), filter-feeding proto-vertebrates 500,000,000 first vertebrates (Ordovician period), jawless predatory Conodonts 200,000,000 first mammals (late Triassic period), fur and endothermy 65,000,000 dinosaur extinctions, Tertiary ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 8th, 2008
Re:Whats your least favorite sports teams?
For everyone that said Yankees as least favorite baseball team
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 7th, 2008
Re:For those who dont believe in god...
sooooo.......how 'bout that Celtics - Cavs game last night'''
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 7th, 2008
Re:When was the last time you got laid?
Gas was $2.47 a gallon
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 6th, 2008
Re:Reasons Why I Care About Baseball
Alyssa Milano + New York Yankees = pure gold
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 6th, 2008
Re:What are you good at ?
someone wanna take this one'......
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 1st, 2008
Re:What are you good at ?
I can make a suprisingly accurate sound of a cricket like nobody's business. I can eat a "love it" sized birthday cake remix in a waffle bowl from Coldstone Cremery in like 1 second
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 1st, 2008
Re:MEATLOAF

Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 1st, 2008
Re:Asian massage trip report
you could of gotten that from a proctologist and a $15 co-pay
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 1st, 2008
Re:Asian massage trip report
Jimmy, this is your wife. We really need to have a talk when you get home from work today... -Mrs. Jimmy
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
May 1st, 2008
Re:Would You Rather....
gotta tell ya that being married wouldn't really influence things too much. ha
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 30th, 2008
Would You Rather....
have someone give you a million dollars or give you a thousand dollars for everytime you have waxed the dolphin in your life' EDIT: I need to be fair and include the ladies for polishing the pearl too....
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 30th, 2008
Re:top 10 TV shows in the past year or so
No love for Nip/Tuck or Three Sheets''
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 30th, 2008
Re:What's Your Number?
BJ's are like pizza. Even bad ones are good BJ's>intercourse
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 29th, 2008
Re:What's Your Number?
well....you have never been with me then
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 29th, 2008
What's Your Number?
of sexual conquests in your life' I will lump in oral (give/receive) with intercourse.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 29th, 2008
Re:Drinking prop bet strategy
The "Century Club" is always a good way to kill some time. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. 2 oz shots, 200 ounces = 16.6 beers in 1 hr 40 minutes. I am proud to say I accomplished this feat in college. It's amazing how much time you think you have at first in between shots, and then the next thing you know, it seems like someone is calling off the next minute in like 10 seconds. Piss trips during this game are ok, correct' I guess this club could also be reserved for those who have banged 100 different chicks in their lifetime.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 29th, 2008
Re:What song title best describes your last bowel movement?
"Half the man I used to be" Stone Temple Pilots (ok, not the title, but lyrics in the song) "Patience" GNR "Wipeout" The Sufaris Anything by Squeeze Anything by the Turtles "Stinkfist" Tool
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 18th, 2008
Re:Phoenix Area Bars
We are staying in Avondale, near the track. I'd say it's about 10 miles West of downtown Phoenix
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 9th, 2008
Phoenix Area Bars
A group of friends and I are headed to Phoenix tomorrow for a long weekend. (Ok, for the Nascar race, flame away). Since we are staying on the West side of town, I think Scottsdale and Tempe are out, so we are looking for some suggestions for downtown Phoenix bars. We like Irish pubs, sports bars, local hangouts, etc. Not really into the martini/stuffy clubs and shat. Also, a nice outdoor patio bar would be nice. I have done some research and found places like: Jacksons on 3rd, The Yardhouse, Dubliner, Seamus Mccaffrey's. Anyone have any suggestions. Oh yeah, we are old fogies b/t 30-35 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Apr 9th, 2008
Re(4): Porn Sex vs Real Sex
its probably safe to say us married dudes are religated to a lifetime of watching porn sex and having real sex. oh well
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Feb 13th, 2008
Re(1): Porn Sex vs Real Sex
Year 1 of marriage -> Porn Sex (example: DP) Year 1 - present -> Real Sex
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Feb 13th, 2008
Re(1): Busted having sex?
does a busted 69 count'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Layne
Feb 13th, 2008
Re(3): How to get a $17,235 stack at the first break of a $2 freezout.
1) lean on your table hard 2) come up with an unorthodox, consistent preflop raise amount and use it 3-4 times per orbit
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Layne
Feb 13th, 2008