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Would you bang a rumored whore?
No means yes and yes means anal.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 10th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
Hey dumbass, if you would actually read the OP, you would notice that these weren't my friends that trapped this. I have never even met the mother fuckers. Keep talking shit and spewing ignorance though. You definitely need the practice.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 10th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
Yeah that's what I like top hear. I was waiting for some PETA loving mother fucker to come in and get all butt hurt because some poor little helpless animal got trapped. Chill the fuck out, it didn't even get hurt. I agree, everything needs some kind of predator even if it is human. I was waiting and hoping for a response of someone getting all butt hurt about this thread.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 9th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
I'm just an idiot, technically, I guess Puma, Mountain Lion, Cougar are more or less all the same. I've just always seen and heard Mountain Lion used most commonly used around here. /
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 9th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
Reg folk probably don't carry around tranq guns either. Just sayin.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 9th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
First of all, it's a MOUNTAIN LION, not a cougar. Second of all, it was a live trap that they were using to try and catch bobcats which is perfectly legal. That brings me back to the point, how are you suppose to release a mountain lion from a trap without getting your ass killed'
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 9th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
So if you somehow caught a fucking mountain lion in a trap, what are you going to do' Just walk right up to it and say here little kitty, I'm going to let you go now. I thought it was a little ridiculous that they got multiple tickets. They didn't hurt or kill the animal, and it was ultimately let go. If I would have trapped it, I would have shot the mother fucker with a rifle, and found some backwoods taxidermist to do a full body mount so I could set that mountain lion right by the fireplace to admire every night.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 9th, 2012
My 300th post!
Who the fuck are you again'
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 8th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
Monett is in the Ozarks in the southwest corner of the state. This was actually trapped in Smithville which is north of KC.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 8th, 2012
Here Kitty, Kitty
This little kitty got trapped in my neck of the woods by one of my employee's cousins. They tranquilized it, took some pictures, then got in a bunch of trouble with the Dept of Conservation, then it was released. Also, what have I missed in OT in the last few months' Anything worth knowing'
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Feb 8th, 2012
WSOPC Tunica, MS Feb 2-13th
Great work. I really miss playing poker.
Posted in: Live Poker 		louiemdj
Feb 8th, 2012
favorite brand of watch
I can't even remember the last time I wore a watch. If I had a bunch of money to spew on things I didn't need, I would probably get a TAG. Otherwise, who cares.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Oct 10th, 2011
***Official CFB week 2 consolidated thread***
I actually had a decent sized bet on Utah +9. A lot the books in Vegas are leaving aren't recognizing the ruling and are leaving the result at 17-14. There are a few that have recognized it too. It also looks like most of the online books are recognizing the change as well. What a clusterfuck this is. I haven't even been able to talk with my bookie to see what his dumb ass ruling is going to be. I really don't see why the Pac 12 would change the score especially when it doesn't even affect the winner of the game. They obv had USC -8.5.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Sep 11th, 2011
Why does Sarah Jessica Parker still act?
Just seeing this thread made me puke a little in my mouth and ruin my lunch. There is not another actress I despise more than sjp.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Aug 26th, 2011
The smartest woman in the world
That sounds like an oxymoron.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Aug 26th, 2011
OT's Fav. Brand of Beer
Glad to see OT hasn't changed any.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Aug 15th, 2011
Best Actor of All Time?
Why doesn't Christopher Walken get any love itt' Another actor I've always thought was pretty good is William H. Macy. I voted for Brad Pitt, I can't think of a single bad movie that he has been in whether it was a lead role or just a cameo. I'm sure there is one, but I can't come up with it off the top of my head.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jul 11th, 2011
Worst Actors of the past 30 years
The absolute worst is Paul Walker. I agree with Vin Diesel, Brendan Frasier, and the rock also being really bad tho.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jul 11th, 2011
Final Table Sweat Event #55 $50K buyin Player's Championship
I would like to see Ben Lamb ship it. He has absolutely been crushing/running like god this WSOP.
Posted in: Live Poker 		louiemdj
Jul 6th, 2011
Anybody watching CWS??
That was an awesome game to watch. I didn't really care who won until USC got out of that bases loaded jam, then I started rooting for them ever so slightly. Then Florida just gave it away.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
Got fired today for racist comment. Is this legal?
This, and it sounds justifiable to fire you esp since you have only been there a month. Why does everyone want to sue for stupid shit that is their own fault. This was a totally avoidable situation. On the other hand, working at a gas station probably sucks so maybe they did you a favor.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
Buffalo NY, what to eat/do/drink
Both are good options. I took a jet boat ride up to the falls and it was pretty cool, at least worth doing once. I would add go the strip club in Canada, so much more lenient. It is weird to throw coins on stage tho.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
ITT OT counts to a million
267951
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
British Open coming up..who ya got???
I hope Rory does, golf needs someone to dominate the sport and he's actually likable unlike Tiger ever was. Tiger was always acting like a little bitch even before he got caught fucking every random hooker around. Rory is 5:1 on bodog fwiw.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
spinoff from Jaybones thread gas station thread (strip club incident)
Everyone knows when the next song starts, it's going to cost you. Ignorant to think any differently.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
What would/do you guys do in this spot? (gas station related)
Depends if you eat the Lobster or send it back and get your salad.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 28th, 2011
Just finished my Fire Pit. Lot of pics.
Looks like something I might have to do with my new house. Very Nice.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 21st, 2011
I went on a ridiculous date last night (pic obv)
Yes means no and no means anal.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 21st, 2011
rip ryan dunn
me too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 20th, 2011
Hangover drink!!!!!!!! What's the name!
Bloody Mary
Posted in: Off Topic 		louiemdj
Jun 12th, 2011