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Re:Tess Taylor (NSFW)
She got the ass of a 12 year old boy..
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:UFC 114 Rashad Vs Rampage
I agree to some extent. I'm pretty sure Dana pulled them both aside and assured them they would get a cut of the PPV % if they could drive numbers up with their pre-fight banter. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a beer together right after the show and laughed about all the suckers that bought into their "grudge" match. It was an incredibly lame effort on both of their parts considering all of the talk. With that kind of supposed hatred for one another you would think they both would have been swinging for the fences. Instead, we get 3 rounds of Page getting clinched ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:UFC 114 Rashad Vs Rampage
All that I wrote, and that's what you comment on' Lol. Anyways, I was just commenting on the way he looked really out of shape compared to some of his previous fights I have seen him fight in the smaller circuits. And he didn't gas because he didn't throw a fucking punch until the 3rd round. He has a chin obv.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Update On Jshark4's New profession at Mcdonald's- PICS ON PAGE 6!!!
You are clueless my man. How does listening to a aband you have loved since college make you a loser' I fail to understand that. What, you don't have a fave band you have listend to for a few years that you don't envision following in 10 years if they are still around' How would that make one a loser' Sales for the loss' Lol ok. Find me a job with similar freedom where you can make a great living besides poker. p.s: You still haven't mentioned what music you listen to. Why is that'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Update On Jshark4's New profession at Mcdonald's- PICS ON PAGE 6!!!
Come on man. You can't be serious that the reason we are in this type of economy simply because people won't work these type of jobs. It goes a bit deeper than that. If you know anything about the housing collapse, the banking mishaps and the stock market... Look, I'm done with this thread. I just think you're a young kid that thought this would be a crappy prop deal to lose becasue it would require working at a shitty restaurant flipping burgers for 30 hours. I understand that, I do. I just think that at the root of it, it sucks because there are tons of people stuck in that ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Update On Jshark4's New profession at Mcdonald's- PICS ON PAGE 6!!!
Right, I'm in sales with uncapped commissions with a base salary and only make under 60K lol ok. This isn't a dick measuring contest buddy but I do just fine. And it's not a huge leap to suggest poker is drying up when you have people in the Gov't trying teir hardest to make sure it goes away. You think your casual rec player is depositing any $ these days' Not much. Gay ass music. Lol. WTF do you listen to pal' There's a reason Phish top the touring gross list every fucking time they hit the road. People want to listen to what they create because it's interesting and ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:So my friend just got busted at the border for drugs
He was caught at the border, what do you think'
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:If a Republican Said this he would be Murdered!
I'll take Maher any day over your typical lunatic right wing talking head. Glenn Beck, Rush, Hannity et al. They say hilariously dumb things on a daily basis that have zero merit. At least Maher is thought inspiring at the end of the day..
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Update On Jshark4's New profession at Mcdonald's- PICS ON PAGE 6!!!
uh..so you make a logic leap of listening to a certain form of music means you do drugs' brilliant. Way to generalize here. Fwiw, I'm 35 years old, married with a stable job and happen to listen to amongst many bands, Phish. How that makes me a guy that takes acid is hilarious. Also fwiw, your basic phish phan is college educated, has a great job, is incredibly intelligent and happens to like to listen to improvisational music. I'm not sure what kind of music you listen to, but I'll take a Phish phan vs most other forms of music fans if I'm going into a life battle. And ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:So my friend just got busted at the border for drugs
With today's crazy paranoid federal laws, he's going to get 10 years in jail min if he gets a intent to distribute charge thrown at him. If it's just possession he shouldn't be too fucked. A film canister filled with ephedrine doesn't sound too bad to me. If he has a good lawyer he should be able to beat any charges suggesting he is trying to mass distribute Speed. I don't know though. It's kind of like a guy getting caught with a gun and then charging him with intent to murder. It's suggesting something that hasn't happened yet so I don't see how they ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Ke$ha
Harper is going to be the 1st pick in the draft next year and was on the cover of SI his senior year in HS. Keisha is a whore that slept with a msic producer who gave her some studio time for blowjobs. If you sing about sucking cock and throw in a cheesy rap at the end and sell a million albums, that doesn't mean much to me. If anyone thinks Keisha truly has talent, they don't have much of an ear for music IMO. And LOL if you REALLY believe someone that scores a perfect SAT is dropping out of HS to sing just because some hack producer who got his cock smoked told her she could make ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:How the heck is it supossedly hard for people to hold onto their winnings if they're not losing it back?
About gymrat56 I am an uberdonk who just likes to play the game and use it as a tool to have fun and get smarter, lol. [ ] Has won a lot of $ and understands why people would "take a shot" [x] clueless
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:How the heck is it supossedly hard for people to hold onto their winnings if they're not losing it back?
Right, because there is no such thing as bankroll management in tourney's either...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:How the heck is it supossedly hard for people to hold onto their winnings if they're not losing it back?
Point is, people that are that good don't follow bankroll strategy, thus addressing your question of how people can't hold onto winnings. People that good can easily run into some coolers, go on tilt and bust their account. Happens all the time. If it was easy to hold onto your winnings there would be zero poker economy.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:How the heck is it supossedly hard for people to hold onto their winnings if they're not losing it back?
You think guys like Durrrr follow proper bankroll strategy' Look, if you're good enough to make it, you're not going to stick around you're going to move up as high as you can afford to, take a shot, and then build back if you fail. I gurantee most of the guys playing $500/$1,000 aren't playing with 30 buy ins.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Farewell Pokerstars.
I hear that when you switch sites you suddenly play better and the cards don't spit on you as much. Any truth to that' Sincerely, Mr tin foil hat
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Update On Jshark4's New profession at Mcdonald's- PICS ON PAGE 6!!!
Obvious response there you non creative little monkey. Grow up.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:If a Republican Said this he would be Murdered!
Imus went way over the line though. He directed his comments at females and called them nappy headed hoes. So, he manages to offend not only blacks, by women as well. And lets be honest, you offend a black woman like that, you're going to hear about it. The hounds were released on that one from the get go. His choice of who to offend there even if it was a joke, was really a bad idea. Not that I totally agree that he should have been fired. That was a bit drastic, but with radio and advertising, executives get scared. With Bill, he;s on HBO and they don't rely on advertising so ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Ke$ha
Right, but she dropped out of HS. So, I don't believe any of that BS. That's all record label fluff for interviews IMO. People that drop out of HS aren't getting perfect SAT scores and "very studious". If so, she's probably the 1st HS dropout ever to achieve near perfect SAT scores. Unless, I'm just totally missing something here..
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Update On Jshark4's New profession at Mcdonald's- PICS ON PAGE 6!!!
I love how we are in a miserable job market and this 20 year old kid thinks it's funny to work at a McD's for 30 hours and then quit. I mean, I know it's no big deal but the irony of the situation is just hilarious. The young kids making big scores at this age are going to find life really fun when the poker dries up and they have to get a real job. Do your parents find this type of thing admirable' Perspective for the win.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:If a Republican Said this he would be Murdered!
Wow, so you're telling me a comedian who gets paid to say shocking things should be fair game' LOL. Ever hear the name of his show you knob' It's called "Politically incorrect". And Maher says things that make a lot more sense than the politicians he's making fun of. That's for damn sure.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Coach Cal gets caught again?
With Calipari, it's not a matter of If, it's a matter of when. He'll just leave and get another "A" level opportunity. The fact that this kind of stuff happens isn't shocking at all. That's why I love the coahes like Coach K and Gary Williams that get it done playing fair. They get recruits the right way: By winning and graduating seniors.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:USA vs Turkey, ESPN2, 1:30pm EST.....TUNE IN !!
The US may be the worst team in the World Cup this year. They have looked pretty bad in Friendly's lately and I seriously doubt they get out of their group in the Cup. England is going to do bad bad things to them that 1st game.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Antoine Walker Bankrupt, Jesus
Some of the guys on that list have 5+ kids with differerent women. That is gonna add up when your paying out 5 diff women for 18 years and your career lasts only 5. Some of these athletes make a few mill and think they are gold. Then they get cut after a few years and have nothing to fall back on because they spend like they think the career will last 10+ years or something to that effect. Plus they have leaches all around them that don't care about their best interests longterm. I love guys like Kevin Garnett that do the right thing. Come out of HS, live with mom for a few years, get ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Ke$ha
Are you kidding me' Her music fucking blows. I don't mind simple pop music that gets developed in a studio because that's what 99% of radio releases are these days, but you can tell how good someone is when you see them live, and after seeing her on american idol, she is fucking terrible.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Ke$ha
There is nothing worse than a girl with a flat ass with no shape to it at all. I don't care if her tits are a "!0". If she got no ass, she's beat. I mean I guess, a pretty face would be a bit of save, but she's not pretty. She's a skank. All I got.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:UFC 114 Rashad Vs Rampage
Why are so many people giving Evans so much shit for his win' He had a great gameplan against Rampage and he dominated the fight. Sure, he didn't really hurt Rampage at all save for the opening moments of the fight, but he definitely fought a better fight. Rampage over the last few years has not evolved at all as a fighter. He's been similar to Dan Henderson in that all he does is go after the big power shot and doesn't try and use any other tools. Evans plays it safe but it's not his fault the guys he's fighting can't properly gameplan against him. Also, Rampage ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 30th, 2010
Re:Because it's never too early..UFC 113 Machida/Shogun
Powda, when has KOS ever tried to win a fight from a DQ' I'll give him credit and the benefit of the doubt. The head is crazy sensitive man. Even a grazing knee to the head can have u seeing stars. You should know that if you really do practice MMA. And it's not just any knee by the way, Semtex is a world class muy thai fighter. Pretty sure he has crazy power from a knee even if it appears the knee just grazed Kos.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 9th, 2010
Re:Because it's never too early..UFC 113 Machida/Shogun
Neither. I don't know why there is so much speculation about me. I don't know how to prove I'm not them, but I guess you would have to believe what u want to.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 9th, 2010
Re:Celtics vs. Cavs Game 4
Wait a sec...LOL. ok, ty for that laugh sir. We are talking about a guy that won the MVP 2 x in a row right' k, just checking, I actually think ur cutting Rondo short. He's def better than Oscar Robertson IMO.
Posted in: Off Topic 		LtotheK
May 9th, 2010