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I just made a political party [Plea for help from UK OTers]
The UK general election is on 6th May and I thought I'd give one of those massive hyped up Facebook groups a try to see if we can get people across the UK (from no particular party other than our own) elected to parliament. I need the UK OTers to join and snowball to their friends plx. '#!/group.php'gid=112278908800621&ref=mf Other nationalities welcome too if you can get more UK voters on the bandwagon. As thanks, when I'm Prime Minister I'll invite you all to a home game with me and Barrack. *Comment not legally binding*
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 9th, 2010
Re:Anyone know how to...
Good job I got off in six seconds. That was close.
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Apr 6th, 2010
Re:Good news, Twins fans

Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 5th, 2010
Re:summer body workout
I would like to sex that
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 5th, 2010
Re:Forums with absurd amounts of female posters?
bfactor, just saw this and thought of this story. I'm sure this woman appreciated your chat just as much. / Also, seems like a reasonable bump to see if you or lefty had any more fun with this site or if you both got insta-banned
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 4th, 2010
Do you enjoy your job?
I've had the week off and I'm kind of looking forward to going back to work. Never thought this would happen but I realised I actually enjoy my job and being at work. Sucks to be me. I guess it helps that I recently got promoted and I do get a kick out of being able to boss people about, itsa lot of fun :) So what about OT' Enjoy your job' Can't wait to get out of there' Not bothered' Feel free to bitch and moan (or gloat) about not having one if you must.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 4th, 2010
Re:what would you do?
Nail that bitch to a cross
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 4th, 2010
Re:bad experience with mushrooms
Welcome to OT little mushroom thread. mushrooms olives
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 4th, 2010
Re:Las Vegas Hotels
Can't believe Bally's doesn't get more love in these threads. Cheap Decent rooms Weak casino but. Centre strip
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 4th, 2010
SA White supremacist murdered
Usually I hate to see anyone lose their life but, anyone else get a little kick out of this' Eugene Terreblanche killed in South Africa Mr Terreblanche wanted a separate white homeland South African white supremacist leader Eugene Terreblanche has been killed on his farm in the country's north-west. Mr Terreblanche, 69, was beaten to death by two farm workers after a dispute over unpaid wages, police say. Two people have been charged.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 3rd, 2010
Re:You gotta love honesty
I'd hit the saleswoman. Yes, yes, I know she has that big mole/ wart thingy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 3rd, 2010
Re:Happy Easter!

Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 3rd, 2010
Re:My mom is again not doing well......
It's obvious from your OP you care deeply. Remaining calm and rational at this time will probably help not only you but could come as a great comfort to the others involved further down the line. Just make sure your mom knows you love her. If your mother is still able to talk perhaps you are best suited to talk things through with her about her thoughts on it all. You wouldn't be trying to sway her decision in either direction because of your own feelings and she could be confident that you would support her wishes. Best of luck with everything and especially to momma WAR, hopefully ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 3rd, 2010
Re:you drink
Good God, that's awful
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 3rd, 2010
Re:My new fave asparagus recipe
Just made this. Very yum :D
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 2nd, 2010
Re:Billionaire!
REPO...... oh, you got me. Edit: I like it too
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 2nd, 2010
Re:Guess the Breed of our New Puppies!
Horse'
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Just do it
This, or an old Monopoly PC game I had
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Happy April Fool's Day!
Poor girl <3
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:What would OT do? (repost??)
If these are thr ground rules... What would you do with the money' The ground rules are that you would have to give the money back — and whatever you bought or invested with it — after five hours. then I'd do nothing, whats the point if you have to give everything back anyway' <Enter bfactor>
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Happy April Fool's Day!
LOL, you're having enough trouble getting people to click the first link. I'll be back for pics of man hands/ penix/ boobz when someone has done all the hard work.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Happy April Fool's Day!
Is this you....' Edit: file:///C:/Users/Matt/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-10.pngIf not, GG this girl's privacy
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Happy April Fool's Day!
Oooh.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Happy April Fool's Day!
Are you Rick Astley'
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Random thoughts
Sit ups are boring. I've lost weight and could prob start moving towards the pack but doing sit ups is just SO F'in boring i just CBA with them so maybe I'll always have this little podge. My Pseudo-Friday was last Friday cus I've had the week off work. This one sucks a little cus it means I'm no longer really on holiday and just on normal long weekend off work time. 10 days off for 4 days holiday tho +EV :D I gave up coffee, beer, wine and chocolate for lent. In order of those I miss the most::: Coffee > Beer > Chocolate >= Wine /random thoughts
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Manlympics/Mantathlon/Beerlympics
LOL Yeh, I'm pretty inept when it comes to your North American drinking games. We're not very inventive over here. No I don't fully understand the rules for beer pong and I don't have a clue what beersbie is.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Manlympics/Mantathlon/Beerlympics
Please add rules for each event so I can understand. I get the general gist of it tho - sounds epic.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Bfactor Xtranormal video...
That second bfactor vid made me cringe. You sick fuck!! love it
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Apr 1st, 2010
Re:Cops Send in 14 year old boy in order to convict a.....
Stop blaming the kids. Its the old woman that's to blame.
Posted in: Off Topic 		m4tth3w1
Mar 31st, 2010
Re:They shoulda just shown their boobs...
What is that bird' I like it's little wings
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Mar 31st, 2010