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Home Purchase Negotiation
just get a bunch of people you know to offer $225-$250k .. .10 or so of those offers... and the bank starts to second guess themselves, and then u offer 275, and get the house for 285k, ezgame
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MackTheGirls
Mar 25th, 2011
Army retards at it again in Afghanistan this time
wonder what this thread would be like if the casualty was an american, and the soldier was from a foreign country'!'
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MackTheGirls
Mar 24th, 2011
FTP quick deposits
deposit 1 million.... cash out said million dollars... close bank account, profit
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MackTheGirls
Mar 23rd, 2011
Mega Millions 172 Million
why not turn this into a picture thread... why doesn't everyone post a picture of the first thing they'd buy after winning 172 million'' oh, and in before hookers and blow
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MackTheGirls
Mar 15th, 2011
Hand played at Caesars AC WSOP Circuit Main Event last week
ur going to need to tell people how many chips you had, how many chips utg+2 had, and how many chips the button had. otherwise this post is pointless
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MackTheGirls
Mar 15th, 2011
Full Tilt Down?
working for me
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MackTheGirls
Feb 27th, 2011
Russian owner 'nixes' Melo deal
carmelo to the knicks
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MackTheGirls
Feb 21st, 2011
live hand that are really bugging me from yesterday
even if you bet the turn, he's gonna call. it doesnt matter what you bet... he was calling. he is an old guy with a flush draw. he's calling. you saved ^$$ by checking the turn
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MackTheGirls
Feb 18th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
on a side note, im not playing poker anymore... i just went to the convenience store at 10:37am and bought $20 worth of scratch off lottery tickets. I scratched them by 10:40, and had won $55 in profit. I realized I can make $1100/hour playing scratch off lottery, so I think I'm just gonna do that for a living. Fk all you haters.
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MackTheGirls
Feb 13th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
the guy can't afford to deposit $25 on pokerstars... BUT HE CAN make $20/hour
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MackTheGirls
Feb 12th, 2011
Official $10,000 Heads Up (FTOPS #19) Thread
The 10k FTOPS is starting in 5 mins, so I figured i'd make a thread to discuss any interesting matchups/hands/etc. GL to all those playing 1st round, Gus Hansen is sitting out. full tilt is trying to contact him as we speak.. traheho is just stealing blinds tho... gonna be a while w/ 6k chips and 10/20 blinds
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MackTheGirls
Feb 12th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
lol, so he lost just under $20 in just under 2 hours' edit: can u search for someone on bodog' i wanna check this guy out for myself.
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MackTheGirls
Feb 12th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
hmmm... no update after about 2 hours.... my guess is that his 20/hour MINIMUM wasn't quite reached... surprise surprise
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MackTheGirls
Feb 12th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
seems like you've been playing for over an hour... care to update on how much you've made'
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MackTheGirls
Feb 12th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
OP..... you PM'd me just last week, asking for help... you wanted to learn how to play poker. now, if you honestly believe that you can sustain these profits, you're being a little retarded. EVERYONE on this forum (all people who have been playing longer than you and know more than you) are telling you that these profits are NOT sustainable in the long run. THESE PEOPLE ARE HELPING YOU. you are running greater than expectation and winning more money than you should be. embrace it, it won't last forever. don't let your ego get too big. you're not a great player. you're probably not ...
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MackTheGirls
Feb 11th, 2011
The skill level in cash games
yeah, no way u can make $20/hour playing 1 table of .1/.25 over the long run.
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MackTheGirls
Feb 11th, 2011
Worth entering FTOPS 14 without being able to rebuy/add on?
i'll give you 10:1 that he doesn't cash... upto any amount you want. ppl like this never cash ;)
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MackTheGirls
Feb 11th, 2011
AQcc Live 300NL
the raise preflop is def. not the right play. stop trying to justify it. you got 0 information from it, you just got 2 people to fold.
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MackTheGirls
Feb 11th, 2011
WTF does this mean?
ok... i didn't wanna start a new thread on this... but lately, i've been getting the blue screen of death EVERY DAY at 12:59am . it never fails... every single day, at exactly 12:59am i get the same problem... does anyone know what it could be' i searched google, and didn't find anyone with the same problem'
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MackTheGirls
Feb 11th, 2011
Sooo.......here's the situation
i thought you were going to post a picture of "THE SITUATION"
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MackTheGirls
Feb 8th, 2011
*** 2011 OT SuperBowl Squares Contest ***
fwiw, i don't see 10b filling before the big game.
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MackTheGirls
Feb 4th, 2011
good idea or bad idea?
in before SCD takes the $$ from the superbowl squares to pay for his medical bills.
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MackTheGirls
Feb 4th, 2011
FTP: Please allow chat when HU in a satellite!
in before someone says "you shouldnt be playing the satellite if u wanna chop the seat"
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MackTheGirls
Feb 3rd, 2011
$100 to name my business
FWIW, i don't think this guy should be allowed to make a thread like this, get 7 pages of ideas, and then never update it... who's to say he didn't take anyone's ideas' shows he's logged into p5s recently... i think we need him to post here, or just BAN him
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MackTheGirls
Feb 2nd, 2011
Full Tilt randomly taking money out of people's bank accounts. fraud charges by PMI
you haven't been banned yet, for being such a retard'
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MackTheGirls
Feb 2nd, 2011
Best way to get most chips out of opponent?
to put it simply. bet and bet
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MackTheGirls
Feb 1st, 2011
this guy in the sunday warm up disgust me
"the chip chop was like 140k for green and 110k for Mistaooll,(and 10k for the winner of course" "without chop was like 150k for first,110k for second" so this guy disgusted you, because he wouldn't take a deal, that would deny him of $30,000 if he won the tournament, and wouldn't guarantee him any more than 2nd place money if he got 2nd' wtf kinda chip chop was that
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MackTheGirls
Feb 1st, 2011
In dedication to P5's
that is such a beautiful dedication. thank you very much for that. i think i speak for this whole forum, when i say "THANKS!"
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MackTheGirls
Feb 1st, 2011
*** 2011 OT SuperBowl Squares Contest ***
SCD>>> u think if we cross-post this in PD.... we can generate enough interest for a $100/square contest'
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MackTheGirls
Jan 31st, 2011
Full tilt steals money...again...
dude, you're an idiot... if you haven't realized yet. you posted a thread in bad beats w/ screen shots of your bad beats. these screen shots show you playing under 2 different usernames. or let me guess, one of the user names is yours, and the others is "your friends" right' you deserve to have all your money taken from you, for being so f'n stupid.
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MackTheGirls
Jan 30th, 2011