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Round up all the Jews...
As am I
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Dec 21st, 2011
How much does a speeding ticket affect your insurance?
If you have never been to driving school where you got the ticket then you should go to court on the date listed on the ticket. Show up to court without a lawyer. They will bring each person in front of the judge one by one. They will ask how many tickets you have received within the last few years. If you have a clean record and have never been to driving school for a ticket then 9/10 times you will be assigned a day of driving class and court fees. The points will not go towards your driving record or insurance. I have done this multiple times in different states and it has worked every ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 25th, 2011
Feel free to hate on me
FUCK bro. Every time I start to enjoy your posts you do this shit. This one is the worst yet. I felt embarrassed just watching it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 20th, 2011
Having some Fun with the Suits.
That "cute kid" looked like he did you alright. I am guessing he was the power bottom.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 18th, 2011
Sucking wind
OK OK I will admit it. I did this all the time up until prolly freshman year in high school. Really can't remember how I figured it out but that shit would make people laugh non stop. I think I did like 250ish in a row once. Never tried the water trick. I have no idea if I can still do it and I am not going to find out. I prolly should done this through OT confessions. Let teh ghey comments begin...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 13th, 2011
my brother's new music video (NSFW)
Flow is very unoriginal and it sounds like he is trying way too hard. I enjoyed the beat though and that's all that seems to matter for most these days. LOL @ dude dancing in the party scene with them two chicks, he looked awkward and uncomfortable. Whatever OT'er that did the Functioning Alcoholic song would tear this guy a new asshole. EDIT: So I type the word party and it automatically makes it a link to Party Poker. P5's must be hurtin bad!
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 13th, 2011
If you could move anywhere in the US....
Somewhere in Northern Cali but not in the bay.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 11th, 2011
I used to think Erin Andrews was hot.....till I saw this picture....
I agree sir. Standard skinny body which we can't deny is very fuckable but her face is just whatever. Very average but her football knowledge seems to make people think she is sexy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 10th, 2011
another cell phone thread
I love my rooted Samsung Galaxy S 4g. The Galaxy S 4g II is out though and I heard it's amazing and I bet you could get it for 250 or so with your upgrade. The Galaxy S 1 is about 50 with an upgrade. I would definitely suggest one of those 2 in the Droid family, clearly the best. MAKE SURE you root whatever droid you get it will make it way more enjoyable and kicks any iPhone's ass. If you need more advice on it just ask, I am very experienced with roots and rom's etc etc. If you want to check out a solid forum for Droids this one is by far the best and any question will get answered...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 10th, 2011
I used to think Erin Andrews was hot.....till I saw this picture....
I used to think she was hot, oh wait I didn't.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 10th, 2011
I got a dog(dog pics thread)
This is Bender
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 8th, 2011
poor blacks and lottery tickets???
OP should take over for smoke as the most hated OTer.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 6th, 2011
Late night OT ROLL CALL!
I is here, not that anyone gives a fuck. Anyone near Hollywood, FL'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Nov 2nd, 2011
Cooking dinner for a woman
If you are a complete noob at cooking I would suggest frying some breaded chicken breasts in veggie oil. Throw in some asparagus, that shit looks all pretty on a plate together. Add some rice or a form of potatoes and you're all good. is the best play to get your recipes for sure. Make sure you slice the breasts in half if you choose to do something like this. By in half I mean when they are laying on the cutting board you will be slicing horizontally through the middle.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 31st, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
Ahhh drunk posting is fun. I still think Glo4m has the logic of an average freshman in high school.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 31st, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
I wasn't trying to attack you personally, I was just trying to make a point that all this faggy nonsense about ignoring smoke is fucking retarded. I know what OT is about and I know that flaming is just a part of it and yes it's funny. Ofcourse there are legit players in OT and I know that poker isn't a part of it anyway. The point I am trying to make is that there are so many fucking lonely idiots in OT that consider this shit to be their entire life. btw yes, I think smokerock is real and not a level account. If not hopefully that would mean that I got pwned so bad that he will finally ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 31st, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
I am being completely serious. How else would he find pocketfives' He doesn't flame on random people to make other people think he's funny' I'm not really sure how anything I said isn't true. Hey maybe Glo4m pwns poker and just happened to find OT somewhere along the way. Pretty sure that is false though. What about you' Maybe you all should go fuck with Reddit or something instead.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 31st, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
OK let's be honest here. Guys like Glo4m found pocketfives because they were playing $2 tournaments and sng's (very poorly I might add) and decided to join. Then they find OT and realize they can join a community and have fun and feel popular. They make fun of people and troll so they can make people laugh, which in return brings them popularity and "friends". Sure Smokerocks didn't know that 3ft was a yard and obviously that probably means that he isn't the smartest guy on earth but at least he keeps it real and honest. People realize that they can make fun of him and have that in common ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 30th, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
LOL come on bruh, you know he won't ignore you. He is just trying to prove the point that he thinks you suck. Although, now that I have said that he might actually do it just to ensure that I am not right. Dude just want s to be right wayyyy to much.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 30th, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
Meh, I could have been a little more PC with my opinion but I felt like having some fun in the wrong type of thread. You should continue to post and not care what people think. They act like they hate you but in fact you bring them more joy than half of the boring fuckers in this forum.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 30th, 2011
So happy I found out about the ignore list today
I have always wondered who and how many people chose to ignore me after I got everyone butthurt in the dog mourning a dead soldier thread.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 30th, 2011
I was bored so I recorded a rap song
You are definitely a very good writer. It's tough to make your voice sound good over the track without a good mic. You should invest in one and mess around with things on a program like pro tools. I would suggest rapping over your voice on the same timing and throwing in some extra back ground words at the end of some of your lines.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 29th, 2011
would you buy a chick drugs to f her?
One night a chick I knew asked if I wanted to snort some roxy with her, which I had never done. Well about 20 minutes after she gave me an amazing blowjob then sex all night, for hours. This turned into a 2 to 3 nights a week thing for about 2 months. It was glorious and I recommend it to anyone who has the chance. I wouldn't make her my gf so she ended it for "emotional" reasons.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 29th, 2011
Favorite quote?
OMG Devin the Dude!!!!!!!!!! I enjoy listening to him as much as anyone else. You are my new favorite member.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 28th, 2011
Favorite quote?
It feels like a thousand christmas's rubbing against my balls
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 27th, 2011
Minecraft

Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 27th, 2011
If you were going to be executed...
Seeing that people would choose a meal over the dome blows my fucking mind. WTF
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 27th, 2011
Tired of OT dying threads? Post here!
The ZeeDustin cooking and suicide threads were hilarious are prolly my top 2. Then there was the POF drawings thread. There really has been a lot of amazing threads in the last year. I'll leave them for others to mention.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 27th, 2011
Is OT dying?
Now that I have to spend 10hrs a day at the casino it's not so easy to keep up with OT or any forum. I'm sure there are many many more like me who just don't have the time since black friday. :-(
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 26th, 2011
Trip to Kiawah Island
Bitch got big ole forehead. That I would like to cum on.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Mad_Nervous
Oct 24th, 2011