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45ss deep in the sunday million
I think he's making fun of all the retarded threads that have popped up in the last day...
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Maits10
Mar 22nd, 2011
Is FT still having trouble paying out?
I've been waiting on a check since December 4th... :(
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Maits10
Jan 5th, 2011
$16.50 turbo MTT, 77 UTG w 20 BBs
Fold pre. Too much trouble no matter what happens. You win the pot too little of the time to make up for the large amount of the time where you're flatted/raised/shoved on and completely lost and guessing. I might be too tight, but whatever...
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Maits10
Dec 3rd, 2010
How does playing online affect your social life?
If I'm winning my social life is better, cuz I'll go out more often and spend more. I'll go out regardless because I have a real job, so winning is not necessary, but it helps. For those of you where it affects your social life but you make more money than me... HA. You're lame. Get a real job during the day and find some friends. And yes, I realize I'm posting at 1:08 am. I went out tonight, came home, had two more glasses of wine, and won 22 big bets and quit. Easy game.
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Maits10
Dec 3rd, 2010
How many FT's have you made in one day or session?
I've played 5 MTT's in the last 24 hours with more than 100 people and final tabled 4 of them (Not a lie). And I've drank 4 bottles of wine and been to the casino for 6 hours. Go fuck yourself San Diego. :) And the casino didn't go very well. :(
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Maits10
Nov 26th, 2010
DuckU
He's a better poker player than anyone in the top 10 and it's not even close... MTT's whatever... Grats Greg.
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Maits10
Nov 26th, 2010
Congrats Lab Rat on Turbo Turkey Day!
I don't even know the lab rat, but it confuses me why EVERY TIME I refresh P5's there's a thread about him shipping another turbo MTT... Thanks to the giving for him, wp sir.
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Maits10
Nov 26th, 2010
Congrats to Wivawat04 on a sick day
I don't know you but holy shit, nice day sir... Wow...
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Maits10
Nov 19th, 2010
Online Poker HOF
This thread makes me feel old. And 95% of people in this thread are nominating people who have played for like 2 years...
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Maits10
Nov 19th, 2010
no doubledave thread yet?
That guitar playing is impressive. It's very Billy McLaughlin/Justin King like, (which I'm sure 99.9% of the people here have never heard of) and he's got a good tone and sound... Tough style to begin to learn, but once you get the hang of it you can do some cool things. Not to mention it REALLY impresses the ladies... :) Mad props to you Dave for not churning out the same lowest-common-denominator music that everyone thinks is so great... Oh yeah, and nice day yesterday...
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Maits10
Nov 15th, 2010
WSOP November Nine Final Table Thread
No matter what, the skill level of the players at this final table was light years ahead of anything we've ever seen. You all act surprised that there's luck involved in a 70 million player tourney. Sure, Duhamel made a dumbass call on Mcmatto, but he had reasoning behind it (win and I top 3 with a great chance to win the tourney, lose and I'm still comfy), which is more than 99% of the idiots playing have... Also, you all should actually be happy subiime shipped A7 there, that'll make every retard amateur even more spewy than they already are... And for everyone who complained about how ...
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Maits10
Nov 10th, 2010
FTP Update 11/4
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone please come play 5 card draw NOW...
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Maits10
Nov 4th, 2010
Check the turn or jam?
Raspberry Jam Delta is what he meant.
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Maits10
Oct 7th, 2010
You MTT guys are smart, help here...
It's an $11 rush MTT, so no reads.
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Maits10
Oct 2nd, 2010
You MTT guys are smart, help here...
What do I do here... Is the buyin relevant here' Table 87 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em Seat 1: Jobsplus (3,770) Seat 2: Maits10 (4,510) Seat 3: wisker (14,512) Seat 4: Big Chick (4,070) Seat 5: Kamberi (7,024) Seat 6: timunim (1,290) Seat 7: FantasyFlush (3,070) Seat 8: cape breton (1,380) Seat 9: pepe120873 (6,672) Maits10 posts the small blind of 40 wisker posts the big blind of 80 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Maits10 [Qc Ks] Big Chick folds Kamberi calls 80 timunim folds FantasyFlush folds cape breton folds pepe120873 has 8 seconds left to act pepe120873 ...
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Maits10
Oct 2nd, 2010
Re:Liv Boeree wins an EPT
If you looked at her feet in the above pic, you're very, very, very gay. Also, for the guy who said "I liked her till I saw her drinkin JD and sittin on the shitter. Id still smash tho." Hmmmm. I know you post here a lot, but dear lord are you gay. Liv is really really attractive. Throw in her guitar prowess, tippin a bottle of Jack (obv just a pic), and her brains = Much hotness. Anyone who doesn't think so needs to post pics of what they're hitting, because internet nerds just don't get Liv+anything... Yum yum Liv. Congrats.
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Maits10
Apr 21st, 2010
Re:A Day in the Life of The Maven
Dude's a tool but you all wish you could be him... I'd trade... I wouldn't mind internet nerds hating on me if I was doing the things he does. And for any of you that say the asian girl was not good, plz post your spectacular gf pics for the world to enjoy...
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Maits10
Apr 2nd, 2010
Re:HSP aka The Tom Durrr Show
durrrr has the best NLH mind out there... Makes everyone terrified of being in any pots with him. Will get you to pay him off every time, while making you make hands against him before you beat him or he gives up on a pot. He knows exactly where he's at all the time in a hand, and everyone knows it. Amazing player. Might be the best NLH player ever (aside from Ungar) before all is done.
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Maits10
Mar 28th, 2010
Re:This week's PAD Cash Game - Hellmuth Tilt
Hellmuth is the biggest fucking narcissist/delusional retard I've ever seen. It's pretty funny how he's worth millions and he couldn't beat 1/2 NL (1 table) online. Sigh. He needs to shut the fuck up and realize how much of a joke he is. To be honest, those guys handle him REALLY well, if only for the sake of keeping him at the table because he's terrible. I couldn't tolerate him, I really couldn't...
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Maits10
Mar 25th, 2010
Re:Durrrr Million Dollar Challenge
He also just stomped isildur for 1.6M in a sesh... Guy is a tilt-free unreal poker mind...
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Maits10
Mar 18th, 2010
Re:yerp
I flat, because if this is an 11:00 pm tourney I'm hammered drunk if I'm still in and I love to gamboooooool... But seriously, flat your entire range here if you're calling if you're going with the hand. If you'd fold to a re-ship, then just fold now.
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Maits10
Feb 13th, 2010
Re:Sick Heater for me!!!!!! Cashed in 12/17, final tabled 8/17, and outright won 6 mtts!
I'm not even sure there's words to describe how disgusting that is... Holy fuck... Remind me NEVER to get in an O8 pot with you...
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Maits10
Jan 29th, 2010
Re:How bad was your Sunday?
Haha my Sunday was amazing seeing as how my Vikings won, I just woke up, and I can barely tell what day it is... Manacotti + Gulden Draak FTW. Fuck MTT's.
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Maits10
Jan 17th, 2010
Re:Why do losing players feel to give better players lessons?
Because us losers need to abuse our chat feature too... Stupid winners, I hate you all.
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Maits10
Jan 8th, 2010
Re:Free Oppo @ a Brag Post !!!!
I don't play on Sunday's cuz I have a girlfriend. :(
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Maits10
Dec 10th, 2009
Re:horrible spot in 100r vs Hikkesprett
I'm terrible, and if you fold this you're super exploitable...
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Maits10
Dec 10th, 2009
Re:Hastings vs ilsidur now omaha
Obviously what % of himself did he have/sell for this match with isildur'
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Maits10
Dec 8th, 2009
Re:Hastings vs ilsidur now omaha
Try 4 mil now, 2 tables with 1M stacks... Stinger is gooooooot at the PLO...
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Maits10
Dec 8th, 2009
Re:Top 10 poker players
Well put your list up there then Gags. You're so much smarter than everyone, so list your top 10. Not that hard.
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Maits10
Dec 3rd, 2009
Re:Durrr and Isildur1 HU for rollz
durrrr has 2M+ on the 6 tables now... This is the coolest thing poker related I've watched in a while, these guys are complete sickos...
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Maits10
Nov 10th, 2009