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Beatbox like no other
wow those were both fucking sick
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
May 26th, 2012
Foxwoods Megastack 2012 Tourney Action
obv level
Posted in: Bad Beats 		MattElsarelli
May 18th, 2012
Just put in a 5k chip trying to make it 400 wsop Nola main
I have thought about doing this too lol. I have come up with some clever angle shots that would be pretty profitable, but I haven't ever used one.
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
May 18th, 2012
Bank Job
last
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
May 12th, 2012
Help settling an argument
your so bad at poker man do you ever think big pairs or big slick will fold to a limp cmon man this is no limit texas hold them not a kiddie game of go fish bingo
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		MattElsarelli
May 10th, 2012
Question of the year: Where is 1sickdisease?
HERO
Posted in: Poker Community 		MattElsarelli
May 7th, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
dumb shit
Posted in: Poker Community 		MattElsarelli
Apr 26th, 2012
Mattvegaspwn table talk
Stop being a jew.
Posted in: Poker Community 		MattElsarelli
Apr 16th, 2012
Is this guy ZackAttack13 for real or just a Lukbox Joke?
So sick that he rivered it in each pot
Posted in: Bad Beats 		MattElsarelli
Apr 10th, 2012
Making a homemade pizza with Hateflops!
only 1 mistake, this is the order of how a pizza should stack (as if you are looking at it from a front angle) more cheese toppings CHEESE sauce crust
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 10th, 2012
The equation for dating younger women
I can still bang 17 year olds. Weeeeeeeeeeee
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
1/2 hand with AA
He sounds horrid then. What a good game to be in.
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
Wondernig thoughts on tip sizing at live 200nl
"Yeah I'll get a muffin....Here's $100....Yea thats right, that means I'm willing to have sex with you for the price of $98"
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
My homeless brother is hanging out with me today/tonight
oml
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
Atlantic City or Las Vegas?
I've lived in Vegas my whole life. I love it.
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
My homeless brother is hanging out with me today/tonight
Can someone link me to a thread that provides pics of (mainly) sweetness and jaybone'' I don't know what either look like, and I'm very curious. Edit: Or could someone post some
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
Sports events in Vegas - June 2012
Wranglersssss tho
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 8th, 2012
Former friends with benefits now pregnant. Super nervous!!
What happened with this
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 7th, 2012
Atlantic City or Las Vegas?
So does the wynn
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
Apr 6th, 2012
1/2 hand with AA
shove pre
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
Apr 6th, 2012
Kate uptons reign is truly over beholdddd
Really Godly of you to make this thread OP.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 5th, 2012
Wondernig thoughts on tip sizing at live 200nl
I play live 2/5 for like 25 hours a week. I tip $1 every pot I win, and $2 if the pot is $500+ The exceptions are if I just pick up the sb and bb I won't tip. If someone limps and I raise and they fold so its 2 BBs and 1 sb, I will tip $1. Also if I get it in really bad (happens a lot) and get there (happens a lot), I'll throw the dealer like $3-$5. Obv they helped me out.
Posted in: Live Poker 		MattElsarelli
Apr 5th, 2012
If I never see another russian at my table it won't be long enough
why do they ALL always do this after they type))))))) Is it supposed to be like a smiley face' wtf is it
Posted in: Bad Beats 		MattElsarelli
Apr 5th, 2012
Help me avoid an epic failure (banging my ex boss)
What do you need help with' She wrote it out clear as day.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 4th, 2012
ouija board encounters....
would have corrected anyone, didn't even realize you were the same person from that picture thread to be 100% honest. But ok, no problem.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 2nd, 2012
ouija board encounters....
Midnight man thead was posted on 4-1-2012 (going off the OP's timezone) It's now 4-2-2012. GG
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 2nd, 2012
Awesome picture took me 5 min to get it, how long will it take you??
When this was presented to me, my initial instincts were to look for a pattern of some sort. I thought it was going to be a puzzle. You are right though, if you can't look at this and immediately realize "ZOMG THESE R TEH CARTOONZ I LIKE 2 WATCH WHILE I GET HIGH, EAT CEREAL, AND THINK ABUT HOW I NVR GET LAID!!" then you are a tard.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 1st, 2012
Awesome picture took me 5 min to get it, how long will it take you??
I lol'd
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 1st, 2012
Awesome picture took me 5 min to get it, how long will it take you??

Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Apr 1st, 2012
Awesome picture took me 5 min to get it, how long will it take you??
I am slow.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MattElsarelli
Mar 31st, 2012