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Re:FullTilt Sunday $750k NEEEDS TO BE A 5k starting stack!

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Maxjohan
Oct 3rd, 2009
Re:Payout structure - You play well but the reward is laughable.
Well- to add wider fire on this topic. If it hurt us too much, get anything else to do, which feels better than playing poker and, bubble off right before final table .
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Maxjohan
Oct 3rd, 2009
Re:Payout structure - You play well but the reward is laughable.
Well get a proper Bankroll first and keep track and plan which tourneys we are going to play in, and enter. Well -- final table a big one and you will spend 8+ hours. That's to become standard to be expected of us, and expect too to lose more often than cash in top 3 final, no'''' Plan up your poker playing habits and then shut our stinky pieholes, my advice for upcoming poker players in smaller MTTs. Just the truth, lMAO
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Maxjohan
Oct 3rd, 2009
Re:Phil Ivey Main Event Day (5) Episode...
Well Ivey only need a chip and a chair, of course, 2 chips do better. But ya know what' He is not a favorite to win this, at all. Only when stupidity talks.
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Maxjohan
Oct 2nd, 2009
Re:Negreanu chip lead 3 left WSOPE!
Is it as sick comback or sick because it's DN' It's just coinflip land and getting cards. I have been doing 30 to 1 chip combacks. No I am not DN but keep it on earth in reality for ones. Instead of licking his balls over going from 2-6 mill. Just saying.... heroworship over nothing, how stupidity get born.
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Maxjohan
Oct 2nd, 2009
Re:Its hard out hear being a micro pimp
Well, the same could we say about tournaments with $100 buyins and higher. It's about playing high volumes. Not 2-5 tournaments a month. Put up a weekly game plan. What games you like to play in. Then keep track of your results, and see if you are + after playing 5-10 tournaments each week for 12 months. And that's a tiny amount of volume, Try multi tabling the Sit'n goes. We all see pro players they play 20-50 tables simously. I can do 6 tables. See what I mean' Put things to perspective. Just because you aren't killing it. Try to figure out why then. Just my opinions.
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:Its hard out hear being a micro pimp
Well, you almost act like one. Well as I said with "Internet paranoia", - 9 beers and 4 AM' All by yourself much o f the time' Get of the Internet and meet up with others offline and learn new things, and find new hobbies. I know it's hard for a start, but give it a Try. Maybe just get laid.
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:"You deserved that because of your hair"
Well people applaud douches here I suppose. Some weak insecure f-cuks on this board. Guy act like this , KK vs. AA . They are supposed to get their ass beaten up. Seriously, I cant stand that type of arrogance. I rather see that type of act dead. And I mean bloody sucking dead. Like worms coming out of a body. Hell. Dumb statements like this one, a dildo up his arse at least.
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:Its hard out hear being a micro pimp
Well do you read my and other damn comments here. Seriously. Put off time off and read through every comment here, not the comments that only suites your own eyes. And before "preset values" on this subject. Ignorrance is bliss 'somebody said.
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:Its hard out hear being a micro pimp
Your examples are fo Here is my example: Well, If you are all all in and you have AhAs. You have 5 poker players which all decide they will call you all in, preflop. Your opponents have KdKh, 7d8d, 5d10c, 3d9d and QsQc Your chances to win is 37.86% and to pocket aces holding up. If every player put in $11 as if this is 6-man-sitngo tournament. Use this to learn. How could you come up a loser in the long run' We want poor players to call us.
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:Its hard out hear being a micro pimp
Well do you know this ahead of time' You are making up a common Internet irrationel statement. It 's the "make up a situation" paranoia example. No 3 to 4 poker players will call your AA's every single time, Get off the Internet. Your example aren't set in reality, unless you are playing the $0.1 tournamnets. And even then, when we reach deep, the better poker players will more often put themself on the final table. Well I have made my final statement. Well, try to think this statement through and others statements, try to look it up from different angles. Maybe ...
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:Its hard out hear being a micro pimp
Of what I know, in poker we want to play "dumb players" which do not lay down poor to average poker hands. I mean, come on, are you thinking this completely through. It may get hard to reach a final table of 3000+ players. But usually it pays almost the same % of the field like $100 buy in tournament poker. Focus on to get the top 5% instead of believing you are going to win every tournament with huge "donk" fields. Well. It's really harder to play a big buy in tournament. Only advantage we could have is that we meet the same poker players and can study how certain ...
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Maxjohan
Sep 26th, 2009
Re:Nice life to be Ivey
My mistake, What am I exactly missing here'
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Maxjohan
Aug 4th, 2009
Re:Nice life to be Ivey
Now for third time ^^ (this has to be menioned often, alright') Though, I has second thoughts, stop worshipping this god of poker already. Get your own Phil Ivey lifestyle, it has been metioned two hundred times everyday on every forum and Internet board since he won three braclets during one WSOP, we could put our Phil Ivey memories, in our bag of past memories and than we can reflect back on him, when we are 65 years of age, and has something going..... Fair enough' If we want to amount to something during our time on this planet, our first goal should be to llook up to human gods less, ...
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Maxjohan
Aug 4th, 2009
Re:My Response
Though, admit, it was written well. ;(
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Maxjohan
Aug 3rd, 2009
Re:Amatuerish Action by Unethical Pokerstars Support
Best thing we can ever do is...forget about chat when we play online poker.. unless we enjoy listen to agrro bs, and b.s.
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Maxjohan
Jul 26th, 2009
Re:Amatuerish Action by Unethical Pokerstars Support
Jesus christ in batman suit.....
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Maxjohan
Jul 26th, 2009
Re:Playing Styles by buy-in: Have you noticed?
Just put in high volume on 10s, you could have been running poor on $10 buy ins. My belief is that $10 players has no clue about poker, as simple as it sounds. They are used to suckout on you. So has nothing to do with LAG players.
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Maxjohan
Jul 24th, 2009
Re:Anybody wants to Guess? for the WSOP ME final table results!
No, but you just invented it. Sounds decent to me. For better or worser
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Maxjohan
Jul 19th, 2009
Re:Whats going on with Boku's challenge #2?
Seems as he busted $5 and PS reloaded him. ZZzz. Some Poker players are valueable I guess, enough to get free money. I feel he should have taken time to grind back up in freerolls. There has been 6-8 1000freerolls yesterday to the 1$ dollar world records. It Takes 2 weeks and grind freerolls, he had a year for doing this, not a few months. Why panic' I am not hating on the guy, obviously a legened after his last challenge, but the integrity to add $5 by not even playing poker, in my opinion that is a low blow to this challenge. It had been more fun too to watch him play freerolls... and ...
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Maxjohan
Jul 18th, 2009
FTP upgrade when betting out into a pot
Did FTP make an software update to speed up games all around. Now I can see players betting and it's like a flat bet stale with no density and sound to this bets. I feel its to prefer there's some variation to when I put in my digits and how I click my "bet" button. It reminds me of an outdated planet poker skin. early 2000s era.
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Maxjohan
Jul 17th, 2009
Re:Biggest retard ever? Live tournament hand from tonight...
You aren't very capable yourself to analyze what you just read in your own head. As you contradict yourself in every sentence. Pay some attention your numb hypocrite! And I LOL at you back. In my opinion anybody defending this OPski aint worth my time. Just afraid to stand up with a fucking bully. As it clearly was OP who went down hill the first time and wanted to murder Rounder fellow. I call short seighted bias bitched opinions out when I see them, and they aren't exactly rare around here. All OP's doing is bragging about what a fucking god he is in Poker, that's the ...
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Maxjohan
Jul 17th, 2009
Re:Stars $100,000 World Record Attempt
87k - I believe they will make it short to the 100k for some For some reason I regret this statement.... More like 120K :)
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Maxjohan
Jul 17th, 2009
Re:Biggest retard ever? Live tournament hand from tonight...
You did not have plenty of odds if he had a "weak four" .. I had called in a snapshot with anything four. Your story makes less sense as you say he had folded with a weak four. No fish fold their flopped trips. As he said he put you on a flush draw so you had been foolish to call if you ever thought he had a four in his hand. And you said you thought he was a decent poker player. What's up with the $1000+ name calling, only losers call people out on how much they won in tournaments. Not saying you are a loser but just a stupid point to make, which means nothing. As the same ...
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Maxjohan
Jul 17th, 2009
Re:Anybody wants to Guess? for the WSOP ME final table results!
Whazz'' Try to post more meaningful. I am not gonna take in 1000$s but if anybody wants to take me up for $100-$150 just shot me. Feel free to make your own deals in this thread and come up with your own calculations. I just want to feel like Ivey for a minute... I bump this in Novemeber and see who will be up for something. Because, I have a feelin it's too early ;)
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Maxjohan
Jul 16th, 2009
Re:Darvin Moon
That's sick then, human understanding is part of live poker. If you only play math you aint gonna win as often as people who can read the game and players well. I kill math geniuses in poker.
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Maxjohan
Jul 16th, 2009
Anybody wants to Guess? for the WSOP ME final table results!
Phil Ivey' Jeff Shulman' Who do you hope will take home the title and the $8+ million' Dennis Philips, USA - $26 295 000 Ivan Demidov, Russia - $24 400 000 Scott Montgomery, Canada - $19 690 000 Peter Eastgate, Denmark - $18 375 000 Ylon Schwartz, USA - $12 525 000 Darus Suharto, Canada - $12 520 000 David “Chino” Rheem, USA - $10 230 000 Craig Marquis, USA - $10 210 000 Kelly Kim, USA - $2 620 000This year Top Notables: Darvin Moon 58,930,000 Eric Buchman 34,800,000 Steven Begleiter 29,885,000 Jeff Shulman 19,580,000 Joseph Cada 13,215,000 Kevin Schaffel ...
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Maxjohan
Jul 16th, 2009
Re:****Official Phil Ivey M.E. sweat/update Thread****
I have heard that He get a check for 1mill a month just for being part of FTP from the beginning when they started.- ehhh' He could probably negotiate to $10 mill if he win. I mean, not much they can do if he win and they loses Ivey... then FTP will shut
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Maxjohan
Jul 15th, 2009
Re:NY Times article...
You should do your sherlock holmes dance. Well done, for finding a match. Kid seems tight.
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Maxjohan
Jun 30th, 2009
Re:Super deep in $5 2r 1ao....what's your play?

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Maxjohan
Jun 15th, 2009