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Does it help to smoke weed while you play?
its either this, or we insanely descend upon the plethora of moronic posts with flame-throwers. why cant we have our dumbs posts too'
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007
5 best shows on TV
check out man vs. wild. its a non-crappy version=)
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007
So my wife caught me post-masturbation last night...
"He basically just looked down, saw his dong, and started pulling on it." hardest I've laughed at anything I've read in years
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MD Fats
Oct 10th, 2007
Sick of the Bias against women on P5's!!!!!
Well said, gamble!
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MD Fats
Oct 14th, 2007
Does it help to smoke weed while you play?
yeah but what music do you listen to while doing it' i keep losing my $100 deposits playing in the 24+2s on full tilt, its sfrigged! should i try stars'
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007
A police story
I respect your profession, but if people like you didn't go into it, this country would have a lot less problems. "Ive been waiting on a really good story. So far they all suck. I havent had to fight anybody. I havent gotten to spray anybody with pepper spray. I got in one foot pursuit and got to tackle some drunk. but he really was scrambling and didnt even make it to his feet as he was laying down when I started after him. At least I got to tackle him." You are pathetic, and I'll be sure to save screenshots of posts like this for your brutality trial, to help the prosecution build a ...
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MD Fats
Oct 10th, 2007
Does it help to smoke weed while you play?
lollerskates! i came in here with both barrels locked cocked and ready to rock. thx for getting my flame-war blood pressure up. wp!
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007
Does it help to smoke weed while you play?
i love how they move this, but always leave the crap that spurns this kind of activity. p5's has the worst PD i could ever dream of
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007
treatment for genital warts
I remember one time I was in college, and was drunk as hell in the middle of the night, stumbled upon a genital warts cream add (it had to be on a porn site). So I got an idea. I researched it, and found a GW product that DIDN'T boast unlabled packaging, and 2 weeks later, my roomate got a MASSIVE shipment of this shit, while we had like 25 friends over for the MD game. He still won't talk to me, 6 years later.
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MD Fats
Oct 10th, 2007
Sick of the Bias against women on P5's!!!!!
I agree that in the poker world, women do have to endure a lot of "man's world" mentalities. I don't necessarily think that every time you run into comments or figures of speech such as "grow a pair" you are coming up an intended shot at women. Yes, from a technically biological standpoint, that statement, and those like it, are belittling the target by demasculating them, which implies that masculinity is better. But is that REALLY always the intent of the statement' To build up the male half' I don't believe it is, and if you choose to see it that way at every opportunity, its impossible to ...
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MD Fats
Oct 14th, 2007
name things that get shipped in "plane discreet envelopes"
genital herp cream
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007
Poker Stars Curse
Do you really believe that there is a cash-out curse' Its amazing to me what people will come up with to explain their bad play and mathematically expected downswings. The joke that is costing you money is not looking at this in a realistic way. Multi-accounting is not allowed.
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MD Fats
Oct 10th, 2007
Epassporte Instant Checking account deposits!
They will do a small ghost carge of between something like $.01 and $.99 (which isn't permanent), and you tell them what it was to prove you have access to the account you are telling them is yours.
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MD Fats
Oct 2nd, 2007
Establish a Standard for Disconnects at a MTT FT?
agreed
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MD Fats
Oct 1st, 2007
Guess Who's Back
Now all thats been done is that he's been driven underground here, to only sign up for another name and resume whatever he was planning. Scammers blow.
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MD Fats
Oct 3rd, 2007
Rank the Maryland Crew
haha nice, i'm a germantown boy, myself, relocated to henderson
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MD Fats
Oct 16th, 2007
Splashthapot runs bad on FTP
"What you all fail to realize is that the guy that waits for you is classy, the guy that blinds you out is normal, and the guy that berates you in the chat and laughs about your misfortunes is classless. " The best and most realistic take on this situaton I've seen yet. This isn't kindergarden class, it's poker. It up to each of us to ensure a stable enough internet connection to play, and it is up to each of us to decide how we handle the situation when the competition doesn't do that. Exploiting weakness, even if it is technical difficulties is winning poker, and I think most people here ...
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MD Fats
Oct 1st, 2007
Suggestions for trip to Vegas
yeah, they are right on top of each other. harrah's is definitely the more expensive stay (usually by roughly twice as much), and of course nicer, but not double rate nicer. i just did a search for a week with two people, one room on both, and its about double. how much are you in your room on strip visits' IP has half decent beds, clean small cozy rooms, and like i said its cheapies. not saying IP is the nuts.
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MD Fats
Aug 20th, 2007
3x Betting AA/KK First 3 Levels of Blinds
sorry <--- this time for realsies, no dealsies i thought i saw that under my post, but i also just thought that my A4 SUITED was #$^%ing aces in my sng. yes, i thought was , and went all in. i feel dumber about the post. i shall let it remain, so that all who tread here will know i'm an asshat. but again, sorry for flying off the handle. i don't even get that pissy when i take a bad beat lol.
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MD Fats
Sep 29th, 2007
Im going to pwn 4.40s from now on
PWNT!
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MD Fats
Sep 29th, 2007
Is this a good spot for a 4-bet?
I'm gonna have to LOL at ignoring the little bit of information at hand. He's not basing his decision solely on his name, but information is information. Ignore it at your own peril.
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MD Fats
Oct 7th, 2007
AHHHHH im such an idiot! :'( *whiney self loathing post*
gl to ya spence! hope to see you 'round!
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MD Fats
Sep 29th, 2007
Binion's Poker Open
Thu, Oct. 11 No-Limit Hold'em Event 2 $150 + $0 02:00 PM PDT Fri, Oct. 12 Pot-Limit Omaha Event 3 $150 + $0 05:00 PM PDT Sat, Oct. 13 Pot Limit Omaha 8/OB Event 4 $150 + $0 05:00 PM PDT
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MD Fats
Oct 9th, 2007
which site would u deposit $50 on U.B. or bodog?
big ups for saying "yinzs"!!!
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MD Fats
Sep 29th, 2007
Rank the Maryland Crew
my freshman year was on easton 2. please tell me where the wild things are is still on the lobby wall!!!!
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MD Fats
Oct 20th, 2007
Suggestions for trip to Vegas
hey i just said the location to price ratio cannot be beat. he's looking for cheapsies.
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MD Fats
Aug 20th, 2007
is this good in hold em
All-time greatest thread!!!!!!!!
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MD Fats
Oct 14th, 2007
AHHHHH im such an idiot! :'( *whiney self loathing post*
Yes, but as one of those donators, the OP should be tightening up. No one is talking about waiting for rockets here. Just not being the maniac donation center. I agree with what you say, it just doesn't apply to this particular situation, the question coming FROM the person coughing up their stack on the regular.
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MD Fats
Sep 29th, 2007
3x Betting AA/KK First 3 Levels of Blinds
nice, name calling. i don't think that was a rip on you dude, just a commentary on how playing any one way will get that play exploited. sorry f i offended you, but wait for my scores to show up before making unfounded, attacking statements. cause you're clearly the best player here (99% right'-oh wait....). i'm no online roller (roughly 70%), but i live in vegas, and play for a living to support my family, and well. sorry if you felt like that lol was a shot at you. sorry you're not mature enough to handle it even IF it was. sorry you ask a question only to insult people contributing to ...
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MD Fats
Sep 29th, 2007
PXF and my bankroll on stars....
yes.
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MD Fats
Oct 24th, 2007