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***Not Quite Thread Worthy - June 2013 (NSFW)***
honestly guy, you aren't worth the time. i dont talk shit about your intelligence just for the sake of talking shit. you really are dumber than a bag of fucking rocks. maybe you got your grade 10. maybe you even went to college, i don't know. I'm not talking about book smarts. You are easily one of the top 5 slowest people in OT, and there's a lot of stupid here. When i pick on you i feel like i'm picking on the kid getting off the short bus at high school, and it doesn't make me feel good about myself. At the same time, you just won't stfu and stop chirping at me... and I don't ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
Jun 1st, 2013
***Not Quite Thread Worthy - June 2013 (NSFW)***
Of course its one of the most popular threads. It sucked all the other good, bad, and awful threads right out of the forum like a giant black hole. Everything that used to be good about OT has been watered down and shoved into NQTW like 10 gallons of shit stuffed into a 5 gallon sack.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
Jun 1st, 2013
***Not Quite Thread Worthy - June 2013 (NSFW)***
where did i say that i want to save OT' all i did was suggest that NQTW is more likely to have ruined OT than saved it. Black Friday probably deserves most of the credit, but NQTW is a hairy shower drain that sucks the life, creativity, and comedy out of OT.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
Jun 1st, 2013
***Not Quite Thread Worthy - June 2013 (NSFW)***
yes, reducing OT to 5 sports threads, 5 sports betting threads, 5 music threads, and one huge stream of consciousness clusterfuck containing everything else... has saved P5's.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 31st, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
hi tompat! just in case you're drunk, i did some rough math for you 1 553,906 x .03 = 16,617 2 342,450 x .03 = 10,273 3 215,286 x .03 = 6,458 4 154,518 x .03 = 4,635 5 112,695 x .03 = 3,380 6 83,552 x .03 = 2,506 7 62,915 x .03 = 1,887 8 48,130 x .03 = 1,443 9 37,391 x .03 = 1,121
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 31st, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
1. Offering action. Explaining mark up. Tracking interest. Providing PayPal. Confirming payments. Updating this thread. 2. Dealing with me talking shit. 3. Dealing with Camz trying to formulate a complete thought. They aren't major hassles, but they are hassles... and I consider it a nice gesture for guys like TWK to offer pieces here when they probably had other and easier options available.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 31st, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
But it's so fun to say that 9 out of 9 players on a SCOOP final table are P5ers, or to say that a P5ers has been at the final table of every single Sunday major since the beginning of time. Nobody cares that 90% of those P5ers signed up for an account in 2006 and haven't visited or posted ever since. Well, nobody on the marketing team, anyway. Good luck, TWK. It was pretty cool of guys like you and Randers to offer OT some action when you clearly could have sold it elsewhere for less hassle. Good karma ftw
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 31st, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::

Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 30th, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
I'm rooting for him to take it down. Not because he's a good player who's overdue for another big score or because OTers have 20-30% of him... Simply because the schadenfreude would be through the roof knowing you backed out on 3%. For the right price I may be interested in buying schadenfreude insurance at this point just in case he doesn't make the FT.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 30th, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
Infinite dots
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 30th, 2013
This result belongs to a section you don't have read access to.
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
shut your derpy backwoods face, shrek. if i wanted some simpleton's opinion of my posts I'd ask goofy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 29th, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
its such a great value that you're keeping 0% of yourself beyond what the mark up provides. how generous of you!
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 29th, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
Ya know what' fuuuuuuuuck you and all the other bandwagon tools who don't have shit to say unless amartin says it first. Poser. ass. bitch. OT was built on hating, flaming, and talking shit. It's what made this place funny and interesting while also weeding out the emo's who couldn't take the heat. OT has devolved into like 5-10 guys doing all the heavy lifting and poser clowns like you just chirping agreement like a buncha asshat parrots. gfy, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 29th, 2013
::Official OT WSOP Sweat Thread::
[x] WSOP staking discussion thread [x] WSOP staking staking thread [x] WSOP jaybone staking discussion thread [x] WSOP sweat thread [x] OT WSOP 3013 thread [ ] discussion of potential WSOP threads thread [ ] WSOP poker discussion/analysis in OT thread [ ] discussion of poker discussion in OT thread looks like we're still missing a few threads. Who wants the ARPT bump'
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 29th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
Ahhh shit Sounds like Gotskillz was all about the demons and the alters when he was on the phone with Miranda tryna figure out how to get his ex-wifey back, but now he's tryna act like he he's above it. Blast him, kowboy. These heathens gettin too bold and Babylon g'wan fall.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 28th, 2013
The OT post more/post less thread
it takes a lot to hurt my feelings, but you cut me deep speaking my name in the same sentence as those three. i hope you get the supersyph and your pecker falls off.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 28th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
He was talking to me. He wants to know... if that's what I think of most people here, why do I associate with OT' I don't have a good answer. This place brings out the worst in me and I would probably be a happier person if I didn't. I've been thinking about deactivating my account for the last few weeks. Cross your fingers camz.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 27th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
How the hell does a person like you end up on a forum like this, kowboy' OT largely consists of the lowest common denominator in society. It's racists, perverts, degenerates, womanizers, and just average miserable pricks who like to hate everything and get joy out of bringing other people down. How does a person like you, who's so close to god, spend his time associating with a place like this' Are you here to save our souls'
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 27th, 2013
Picked this guy out today...
you suck, in every way quantifiable here in OT. post less
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
you're so witty, goofy! next time you have a thought... just let it go.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Picked this guy out today...
idk, maybe you're right. when i was growing up there was an old lady down the street who took in over a dozen greyhounds in her small home. she was like a crazy cat lady but with rescued greyhounds instead. all i can remember is seeing those things running around in circles in her tiny little fenced in yard, and thinking how they weren't meant to be cooped up like that. they love to run. edit: rescuing animals is great and i was just nitpicking a little based on your comment about greyhounds being ok in a condo environment. kudos to you, hope it works out great.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Picked this guy out today...
i reckon the rabbit gets proper farked
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Picked this guy out today...
what do you mean by "ok in that environment"' do you mean ok as in, not likely to bite a neighbor's face off' because I don't really think that a dog who was born to run, and has known nothing but running all its life, is best suited to live in a condo. then again, it beats getting put to sleep, so he can't really complain.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
or maybe your house just has bad wiring. probably the partridge family of demons living inside your wife tho
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
you're putting words in my mouth. that's not what i implied at all. what I said is that my impression of you is of somebody who experiences a different reality than the rest of us. That could mean that you are "not all there", and hear voices or see visions that don't exist outside of your mind. Or it could mean that you are able to see and hear things that the rest of us can't. My point was that when 1 person sees and hears things that nobody else does, we typically classify that person as psychotic. When 3 people all see and hear the same bizarre things, its a little more complicated. ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
this shit is getting tough to keep up with, even for an armchair Dr. Phil such as myself. I was in the "perception is reality" camp, thinking this whole situation was basically a guy hanging onto a shred of sanity after a massive psychotic break at some point in his life. That becomes a tough interpretation to maintain though when 3 different people are all perceiving the same reality. whether OP is certifiably bonkers, a really creative pathological liar, or something in between, it sounds like he had a genuinely spiritual moment last night that brought him and his wife peace and joy. ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 26th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
That's great that you think for yourself rather than fully accepting the default doctrines of Christians and Republicans, but you still come across as someone who refuses to allow any grey area in his beliefs. So you went from believing that anything non-Christian was wrong (gays, abortion, premarital sex), to mocking Christian beliefs and thinking they are ignorant' It must be nice to be so solidly confident in all of your beliefs until the very moment they are proven wrong. I think for many of us, our beliefs are questioned and changed gradually throughout life as we gain more knowledge ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 25th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
Ever since I was young I have had a profound respect for and interest in Native American spirituality, but I realize that many cultures around the world have/had their own variation of shaman/healer with similar roots in the spirit world and a strong understanding of the healing powers available in natural plants. I don't know if you watch the show "Vice" on HBO, but they had one episode recently that focused on the use of "ibogaine", which is a naturally occurring psychoactive substance found in a specific plant, to cure heroin addicts of their addiction. In my eyes, that is another form ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 25th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
Arguing with you that you are narrow minded seems like an exercise in futility, but the comment you made was pretty aloof and narrow minded. Also, I don't think i'd have to poll too many people to find someone else who thinks you are a very opinionated, condescending person who more often than not refuses to rethink his own beliefs. And yes, from everything you have posted on this site, I believe that you have lived a pretty charmed life, at least for the last 20+ years. My use of "charmed life" is as a relative term that refers to the ease of your path through life and the level of ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MeJahAndOmaha
May 25th, 2013