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Pokertracker Problems Anyone?
its back up and working now
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Mar 6th, 2011
Fantasy football: Who wins in this trade?
well, my view: If its a PPR league i think its pretty even, if its a TD heavy league i think team A won by small margin.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Oct 19th, 2010
Kite Tubing Disaster
actually the dude probably got banged up pretty good, i dont think this is the vid, but they had and older model of this tube and they had to discontinue it due to a guy breaking his neck on it. this guy might of gotten hurt pretty bad, they were probably doing at least 40mph, take a nose dive fall like that at that speed is like hitting concrete.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Aug 11th, 2010
I love my GF's new job
she actually looks very familar, whats her 1st name''''
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Jul 21st, 2010
Frozen Pizzas
im also pretty sure that most pizza tells you for the chrispy crust cook shorter but also usually cook 25-50 degrees higher temp.....
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Jul 21st, 2010
Re:Anyone here a Casino Dealer?
all depends where you work. you need to first get a job at a new casino, thats your best bet, get in the door, they train for free and you'll get a job. if you wanna just chill and make about 40k/yr w/ benifits, i say deal where ever, but if you wanna make more like 90k/yr i suggest you get a job at a place that keeps their own tips and doesnt pool them. you see people at their worst but you can pretty much go home when ever you want and make a decent living for not doing much
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Oct 28th, 2009
Re:$5 on stars, whats this movie!
north shore sounds like it could be it! i'll send you the $5, whats your name
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Oct 23rd, 2009
$5 on stars, whats this movie!
So $5 to first person that can tell me what movie this is. i saw it as a kid, probably early 90's or possibly late 80's. all i can recall from the movie is in the beginning, its a kid leaving to goto california or someplace like that and his best friend holds up a sign in the window that says "185" or something like that for the amount of days until he can come back. and im pretty sure it was about surfing, like he was a wave pool champ then he went out to the real ocean and sucked it up pretty good until some guys took him under his wing, i even remember him riding a ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Oct 23rd, 2009
Re:Sport Pet Peeves
all WSOP coverage when they interview some stupid amature and they compare their everyday job to poker. Example 1 = "yeah im a car salesman, its just like poker, i read people and what they want, and its just like poker" example 2 = "im a tree logger, its just like poker, cause you gotta be at the top of your game all the time" next will be a freaking porn star saying "yeah its just like poker cause you gotta have stamina" give me a break. if your not a professional poker player your daily job has NOTHING to do w/ poker.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Oct 22nd, 2009
Re:Your Worst "Foot in Mouth" Moment
ok, so im playing this drinking game w/ some friends, about 4 girls and a few guys. the game gets to "i've never" for those who dont know, you raise 5 fingers, someone says for example "i've never had sex" and people that have put 1 finger down, when all of them are down, your done and have to drink. so this girls friend says "i've never been married" and her friend who i've never met puts her finger down, i say "jesus, how old are you" she says "19" so we take a break and its just me and her sitting at the table and i say ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Aug 8th, 2009
Re:Few things are more annoying than...

Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 26th, 2009
Re:Good Guitar Intros... (E.g., Crazy Train)

Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 18th, 2009
My 1st Poker Movie
you think its funny' taken from real life convo's i've had w/ my buddies.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 14th, 2009
Re:Post your gf's (im drunk, sorry)
K how bout one w/ out my stare...
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 14th, 2009
Re:Post your gf's (im drunk, sorry)

Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 14th, 2009
Re:Observe and Report, Adventureland, or I Love you, man?
cant agree w/ you more, i felt that I love you man was "forced" i would say its just like forgetting sarah marshall w/o the pretty good story, and believable dialog. everytime he hangs up the phone or says goodbye to the guy and stumbles on what he wants to say was NOT funny, but thoughout the movie they kept over doing it. it was ok, i did LOL at parts, but overall i would give it a C-
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 11th, 2009
Re:OT Guitarists
This is our light "youtube" stuff, check out for the real stuff.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 8th, 2009
Re:The Duel 2..
that shavun chick got fat as hell, i remember her from her real world she was the "hot" chick and loved playing guys cause she thought she was all that, well now she needs to lose about 20lbs minimal.... Robin just keeps losing weight each year, shes looking hotter and hotter.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Apr 8th, 2009
Re:casinos that you can gamble at 18
In Michigan there is a casino called "soaring eagle" that is 18 & up
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Sep 26th, 2008
Re:poker and sex
since no one else is serious, i've made this mistake in the past, sex, love, romance, companionship is so much more important than a game. you need to really make time for your girl or she'll get it somewhere else, the old saying "by the time you realize what you lost, she'll be in bed w/ someone that already knew" or something like that, you get the idea. if poker is truly more important to you then you obv dont love her, and you arnt that into her so might as well save both of you the hassle and break up.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Sep 16th, 2008
Good BB/per 100, i know prob asked before
so i have about 2500 hands in which i know is only a small sample size, but what kinda BB/100 should i be winning in the following limits: NL .05/.10 NL .10/.25 Limit 1/2 Limit 2/4 Limit 3/6 i normally will play 6 max except the 2/4 and 3/6 i'll play full 9 player tables.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Aug 23rd, 2008
Re:witch is better laptop sony vaio or dell inspiron
This movie was pretty good, this part was the absolute best. if anyone was interested its from the movie "Wanted" with angelina jolie. this guy goes from complete toad to billy badass
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Aug 19th, 2008
Re:The most unwatchable "edited for TV" movies?
any horror movie, what the fuck is the purpose if they cant show someone getting knifed up'
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Aug 17th, 2008
Re:Countdown til gymnist shawn johnson is legal....
wow, this girl is def compared to a beaver, and look at how she walks, she walks like a freaking big huge dude body builder. then that other girl mentioned, have you seen her neck' its outrageous, and she looks like a mega bitch, never smiles, ever.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Aug 14th, 2008
Re(4): Neteller problems anyone? (EFT)
yeah they have been slow as hell lately, my EFTs used to take about 2 business days everytime. but lately they take about 7 bus days.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Oct 30th, 2006
Re(2): Anyone get something from this guy yet?
part of disclaimer: however there is NO guarantee that you will earn any money using our product, nowhere in our site should any information to be interpreted as a promise or guarantee of earnings. Main Page: YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE $20,000 TO $80,000 A MONTH 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Oct 10th, 2006
Re(1): Friday Film Trivia - Movie Quotes....
see i'd prob get all these right if you were to speak them out loud instead of write them.
Posted in: Off Topic 		mmobius2001
Oct 6th, 2006
Re(2): So online poker is not rigged?
pffffffffft rigged OBV!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Oct 6th, 2006
Re(1): in regards to jennifears article
15% is pretty good, its a standard ROI for all levels over the long run. in the short run you should be able to pull as high as almost 30% ROI if your running hot while pulling as little as 5% when your running cold. ITM % should be between 40 and 60 percent. all though the higher the ITM % is normally the lower the ROI will be because your probably getting alot more 3rds instead of winning more of them. so you can take it both ways if your ITM is like 60% than its ok to have an ROI of 13-17% but if your ITM is only at around 40% your ROI should be close to 20% because you should be winning ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Oct 6th, 2006
Re(2): Neteller EFT Withdrawals
thats pretty fast. it usually takes 2 business days, you want to leave yourself 2 days to be sure. sometimes it can take just 1 day but on avg i get mine posted in my checking account within 2 days.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		mmobius2001
Sep 11th, 2006