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welp..here we go.
This thread reminds me of going to the dump to see bears, no bears just garbage.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 30th, 2012
My New Life Plan
I am, just getting my game together.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Actually there is some school of thought that pollenated flowers are more potent.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Why do you always make me serve you Anchor Steam'
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 30th, 2012
My New Life Plan
05/27 Trip Report: After the Generator was fixed it was discovered that the transfer switch was bad. No way to get it done before Memorial day Weekend so I paid for one out of my pocket ($243). Changed it out Saturday afternoon with the help of the Red Neck boyfriend of my youngest daughter. Back in business and ready to dry camp a Walmart. Went with the Keurig K Cups for Java... Love it so far: Renters get tossed if my little Sage dies. We faced north, great in the am a bitch in the afternoons: Duke settling in and loving it. Me trying to look cool in 97* heat in my Hipster ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 30th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Sign in need of words
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 28th, 2012
Can my employer do this?
Pay the money you owe and thy qon't take it out of your wages, easy game.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 28th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Random River Rats:
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 25th, 2012
My New Life Plan
05/17 Trip report. Left out of Ft Worth 21:35 arrive south of Austin 03:00. Crestview RV Park, Ugg week out for service, got the transfer switch and will do it my self. Looking up from the Guadalupe up river Down river Moo approved Me Relaxing Side Patio The BackSide Duke
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 25th, 2012
welp..here we go.
seems like it
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 22nd, 2012
My New Life Plan
I just looked up the monkey and he is worth like $80, I can't find the Denis the menace .
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 15th, 2012
welp..here we go.
I agree but then thats why I got Direct TV so I don't end up sleeping on pine straw outside an Indian casino.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 15th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Finally after a really rough weekend, some "good" news "Bad" news and WTF. The generator is basically trashed, good news is it cost me $100 Bucks will be road ready for the Bat River. WTF is it standard to dump "KNOWN" issues onto a service contract' The "Dealer" knew the Genny was FU big time and COVERED IT UP, the Cumins Desiel guy was like "Bull Shit" the generator will run 3 Air units nad a curling iron, they lied when they told you it would only run 1. I wish I could put all the energy into the bus that we are expending getting this place emptied. finding some wierd stuff
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 15th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Not sure if I ever put a real time line on it. We do our firat trip this weekend, Bracken Bat Caves. Have to get the House rented and my Wife has to get out from under her car before she can quit her job. The house is slowly empting with each passing day. It's tough getting rid of a lifetime of memories.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Oh yeah you are dif on the list.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
Solar Panels for Home
No way to power a whole home year round even here in Texas, the set up I looked at covered about 20% of my usage.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
does anyone use roku instead of cable tv
If you are looking for a streaming "Media Player" check out the newest gen Apple TV $99 bucks, but of course do to politics no Amazon Prime, but free apps allow you to stream (ahem) Torrents from your iPhone or PC. DTV FTW 28/mth = 57/mth with 4 HD receivers and a Home media center.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
My New Life Plan
As we get on the road I'm going to vist as many OT'er as we can... In the middle of the night while you sleep.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
Solar Panels for Home
By fixing variables some could say we were there in 2000. Throwing Natural Gas, undiscovered reserves and new technologies (See Moores Law above) and it's an unsolvable equation.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Thanks for the help all... access the the Husky poop yard turned off. Well the Bus is at Cumins Southern Plains, coverage finaly activated, keeping fingers crossed that we have a genny for our trip to the "Bat River". Got the bus on the Interstate and was smooth as glass @ 70 MPH the new tires are awesome. Fucking hit a buliding backing up... I gotta stop backing up without a spoter, I'm gonna fuck something up bad.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
Solar Panels for Home
We and our children will be long dead before it is a problem, you of all people should know Moore's Law. (Gordan Moore) By the time we run out of fossil fuels we will have Mr Fusion. Take a look at the carbon foot print of a wind farm
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Nice live feed for the bus confirmed PW and user name earlier in thread, will leave it up for a while as I know you fucks will crash my server.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
Solar Panels for Home
Late last year TXU and a company called Sun City (funding from Goggle) put together an unbelievable offer. For like $6K they lease at $0 for 20 years and guarantee a monthly kw. Even at that sweet of a deal it was over a 10 year ROI (not taking into account raising elect prices). No way I could justify that to Crafty. If you are dead set on alternate energy (Thanks BHO) you can do it and recoup your cost in like 10 years. As long as fossil fuels are so cheap there will be nothing that can take it's place in a free market, fuck I'm not getting into this now. Alternate fuel's are only ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
My New Life Plan
I see the 2 threads merging in the future, or at least having common posts and me washing Local down before letting him in the bus. Ran a garage sale Fri Sat and Sunday, traded my Tahoe for a 50cc Yamaha Vino it is so cool. Wroking on trading the harley for a Toad setup. Bid came back on the house $9600, oh well it's only money. Tires are on TPMS installed Frige making ice. The Generator will not start, the fucks at the broker looked at it then refered me to Cummins, WTF do the service department not talk to finance' I HAVE A FUCKING SERVICE POLICY YOU DUMB FUCK!!!! So I picked up my ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 14th, 2012
My New Life Plan
Garage Sale Rained out today and yesterday, still sold enough stuff for 2 tanks of Desiel. Really looking forward to the "Bat River" next week end.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 12th, 2012
My New Life Plan
1972 they were KGB and he left the part out where we flushed the empty bottles out on to the train tracks. LOL Direct TV does not like to just Drop off equipment, so we did a conference room pilot on the kitchen table.... hmmm why does direct TV need my internet connection and why if I unplug it within a week that the contractor gets charged back for it. Some "Cinama" BS stuff. Tires are on Ice maker fixed. Generator Code 36'ng FML it broke while they had possion (stopped up carb that is a replace no clean) they can fix it on their dime or I'll take it to Ft Worth and pay my $100 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 10th, 2012
My New Life Plan
As long as people keep responding I'll keep posting, I'm sure there are more intresting things than a drunk girl on a pony..... orrr is there'
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 9th, 2012
My New Life Plan
House is a mess, moving boxes everywhere. We have decided to vacate the house to cut down on the expense of reading it for rental. The Lesbians have found a vacant trailer in Ponder TX, I really should get them to join here. The dumb fucks at the RV place ordered the wrong part for the ice maker so it's still at still out there, new tires and TST TPMS installed (Thanks Blagg Tire Grapevine TX) and waiting on a destination. Looks like our trip to the "Bat River" will be our first road trip. In the mean time I might get El Buritto, Mike Hawk and any other Dallas OT'er to see how many ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 8th, 2012
Top 10 OT Scandals aff all time
The mother asked to be shopped out cause she did not have her war paint on.... I can see it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 6th, 2012
Swimming Pool Maintenance
You bought a house with a Pool! You dumb ass. I had pools all my life (well my Dad did) and had to take care of them since I was small, swore I would never have I pool, when I moved in with my wife, she had a pool, so now I have a pool. It does make a great toliet when the plumbing backs up during a 36 man freezout. Call me I will help you with it, not that hard really just have to get it in shape and then maintain it. I actually replaced the filter and pump myself 2 years ago. I'm painting a picture of Pedo Bear on the bottom of mine.
Posted in: Off Topic 		MonkeyCowboy
May 6th, 2012