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El Matador v War Machine
where are they fighting' neither has done anything worthwhile in the past couple years. Huerta looked promising back in the day, but never improved.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Nov 22nd, 2011
1,5,4,7,6,3,2
1,1,1,1,1,1,1 they all work
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Nov 22nd, 2011
The traveling booty call...(is it worth it)
its confirmed she is for sure DTF. If not i wouldn't be going.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 6th, 2011
The traveling booty call...(is it worth it)
thats fucked up, you guys are dickheads. like is said she was better at 17 then she is now at 26, but whatever....it will be a good time for sure.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 6th, 2011
The traveling booty call...(is it worth it)
she was hotter at 17 then she is now at 26, but still def very good.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 6th, 2011
The traveling booty call...(is it worth it)

Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 6th, 2011
The traveling booty call...(is it worth it)
I'm in Arizona, but grew up in Oregon. The hottest girl I've ever had sex with (I was 19 and did a 2 pumper and done...and was a one time thing) want me to come stay with her in Oregon. It would cost like $260 for airline tickets, but would probably be a fun little get away, but is it really worth it' I like I'm going to do it, but feel a little bit pathetic traveling that far and spending that much on a booty call. She said that she would come visit me next time. Will post pics if I get some decent feedback.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 6th, 2011
Sex tip of the day.
i'm not especially a fan either.....its ok to change it up or whatever, but i could live without it too
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 6th, 2011
Sex tip of the day.
u don't wanna just thumb the ass....give it a little play and see what kind of reaction u get.....slow and steady wins the race.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 5th, 2011
Faking orgasms.
^^^^ good shit....worth a read.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 5th, 2011
Sex tip of the day.
Most girls love it, some girls are just ok with it. Others may even reject it, but its worth a go. You do not want to say "may i buttsex you now" or any other variation of vocalizing it....they will get weirded out, make sure to play with it some the second time you have sex.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 5th, 2011
Sex tip of the day.
Big difference between wanting to do it, and going for it on the 3rd encounter.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 5th, 2011
Male Hygiene tip of the day.
Here is one for you men. I know it might sound a little metro, but its something easy, quick, and simple to do to improve you appearance. The one easiest thing you can do to improve your looks is......Face lotion, as simple daily moisturizer with a low spf does wonders for your skins texture and makes you look younger. You can get a cheap bottle for like $5 and it does wonders. I just started doing it daily like a year ago and it does wonders.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 5th, 2011
Sex tip of the day.
When you've had sex with a girl 2 times, on the 3rd time you should go for anal. No matter if your really into it or not. It keeps the girls on there toes and makes them think your a freak. Don't talk about it or anything, just when it comes time to get it in go and get some KY and go for it, but take it slow. This probably only applies to girls 21 and over as you might not want to try this with a super young chick as she may have never tried it before.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 4th, 2011
Faking orgasms.
i can't bust sober sometimes, condom or no condom sometimes i just can't get there
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 4th, 2011
Faking orgasms.
to me super hot is a 7+ lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 4th, 2011
Faking orgasms.
I will occasionally do it..... Sometimes its really hard for me to go, even if the chick is super hot....like lets say I have a couple beers in me, or I rubbed one out earlier in the day. After like 30-45 minutes of really going after it if I feel like the chick is getting tired of getting plowed I'll give up with a fake. I've also suspected girls of faking for me while in the act. I feel like if they care enough to fake and still let me keep on going afterwards then whatever....must be doing something right. Anyone have experiences with either'
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 4th, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
lol....she would be creeped out and done with me for sure.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 4th, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
For one, its nice to not have to answer to anyone about where I am going or feel obligated to do anything. We have only hung out like 5 times, so to call have gf/bf status is way to early. We both got out of long relationships like 6 months ago, so why rush anything. I actually think we are moving kind of fast, and think it would be an alright time to take a week apart since our schedules don't mesh anyways.....Its nice being with someone that you are excited to hang out with...the anticipation is better then the event.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 4th, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
So we went to dinner last night. Then went to a bar for a drink, then to another bar by her house for another drink. Then had night sex, slept, had morning sex, napped and then I had to get up to go to work. Didn't have "the talk" or maybe we kind of did....we are "exclusive" but are not together nor do we have a title like bf/gf. This week our schedules don't mesh at all and we probably won't even hang out for like a week....we also don't talk much other then making plans to hang out. Whats your read of the situation' Looks like things worked out well for me!
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 3rd, 2011
I just had sex
All her pics she rocks that stupid smirk. Girl that I am somewhat involved with or whatever (same vegas trip other 1 niter at the time) is defiantly hotter and way better in bed.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 2nd, 2011
I just had sex
Here are some pics of not the last girl I slept with, but the girl before that. She was a 1 niter in vegas and wanted to be friends on fb. She is a little thick, but in the right places and no cellulite (has a kid). Lazy in bed, but whatever...was an alright time.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 2nd, 2011
What % of women masterbate in tanning beds, in your opinion.
i'd say it might happen 1% or 2% of the time women tan on a whole, but i'd say that 10-20% of women who tan regularly have at least given it a little try.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 1st, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
She sent me a txt that said she isn't having sex with anyone else, and I sent her one back saying that I haven't had sex with anyone since we had sex and that I am looking for something fun and easy. I defiantly think its possible that she could hook up with someone and not tell me, and I could do the same. I don't think there is any commitment at this point.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 1st, 2011
Anyone ever "cut weight" before? Losing water weight, etc etc....
There was a sick video of Jose Aldo cutting down to 155 before his last fight. I'd google it, but he ran in a sweat suit, then took a salt bath, followed by being under blankets, and then another salt bath....he did this over and over.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 1st, 2011
Lame excuses for coworkers or yourself calling into work.
When I call in I say "hey, I can't make it in today....I need to take a sick day" I never actually give an excuse and I talk in my normal voice, not sick voice.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 1st, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
Going out to eat together on Sunday, will for sure stay the night at her place and have a bunch of sex. What are the chances I get "the talk'" I don't think it happens, but we will see.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Oct 1st, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
are there openly gay people in ot' wasn't there a post about that like 6 months ago'
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Sep 30th, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
i don't even see what anyone is talking about as far as the spillage.....its just a tan line.
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Sep 30th, 2011
Drunken mistake with girl/whats my play now......
'' its not shopped...you can have anyone who knows what they are talking about look at it
Posted in: Off Topic 		monteaz
Sep 29th, 2011