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Training for a half Marathon!
I ran one on a bet in college...My knees hurt for months...thats what I get for running nothing over 5 miles previously. It wasn't too bad. Get an IPOD and a good mix - 80s all day. Good luck.
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muddyrugger1
Feb 15th, 2011
Top 10 things I learned in Vegas 7s this weekend...
This is the PG version I posted on Facebook...Some of it may not make sense if you're not around rugby. I'm working on the R Rated... I ended up going home with 20 dollars less in my pocket than I went with...Amazing considering I lost 1500 bucks on Roulette when wasted Sat Night...Made a great recovery in NL poker(1-2,1-3,2-5) to bring me back to even on Sunday...pretty sure I played ultra aggressive(raising 30-40% of pots). Top 10 things I learned in Vegas this weekend(No particular Order): Keg beer is the devil I say...The Devil. Do not try to bet the wheels off of RED when its come ...
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muddyrugger1
Feb 15th, 2011
Why does every Denzel Washington movie
Man On Fire - best movie he ever made...Creecie one bad mo-fo.
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muddyrugger1
Feb 8th, 2011
Cristiane Cyborg Santos could you...
@Choco - Yes from Dixon originally...at least jr high/high school. u from area' Real MMA training for 2-3 years after college, plus college wrestling. My only chance is seriously ground/pounding her being I outweigh her by 90 lbs(230) and still am in decent shape and avoiding the elbow/ankle/knee locks.. @Iamthedeck FTW - seriously - you have not a clue. I think you lose to the playground bully.
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muddyrugger1
Feb 8th, 2011
Cristiane Cyborg Santos could you...
@iamthedeck FTW - no MMA/Wrestling/Fighting experience...she is whooping your ass. I have have all of the above - and I think she may take me. The only thing that saves me is the ground game if I can avoid a choke/knee lock...
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muddyrugger1
Feb 8th, 2011
What is the best...
My wife and I share the Capital One Visa since we were married. Its the only CC we have now with a big limit. Very happy with the rewards. Easy to browse rewards site, and they even allow you to take rewards money and apply it to your current balance. We've kept a balance on the card(grrrr...pisses me off that my wife spends too much money) for the past 3 yrs(in which time we got married, bought a house, 2 cars, had a kid, another on the way) - so we've not been able to pay the entire balance off...we keep on avg about 2k on balance. My wife called them and asked them to lower the % rate, ...
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muddyrugger1
Feb 7th, 2011
What have you put up with in life because the sex was so good?
Re-joining P5's after several year hiatus(bored in life - marriage - 2kids now) I've dated several psycho's that were amazing in the sack. Stayed with one for 1 1/2 years because she was so damn good(bar slut - she admitted to cheating on me after I finally dumped her 2 weeks b4 xmas--f*ck spending money on xmas presents). The craziest one is still nicknamed "Crazy Suzzie". It started out my JR year of college...She hung around the rugby team, but never nailed anyone(she was from a small town of another dude on team). I hooked up with her on spring break... she had just broken up with ...
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muddyrugger1
Feb 5th, 2011
Vegas Next weekend...Looking for low-level Friday tourney
Thanks for the info. Anyone have any experience with Friday AM poker tournies in Vegas that can recommend/steer me away from'
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muddyrugger1
Feb 5th, 2011
Really, no reallly
Just ready this thread...Saw the Cwag video...I went to UNI(other dude's sweatshirt)...simply awesome.
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muddyrugger1
Feb 5th, 2011
Vegas Next weekend...Looking for low-level Friday tourney
I'm going to Vegas with friends next thursday to watch my friend play rugby. We're looking for a decent low-level(under $100) tourney starting Friday AM/early PM at a casino. I found the following: Planet Hollywood - $60 - 10am Bally's - $75 - 11am Mirage - $60 - Noon Any thoughts on these, or any others you know about that are a decent deal. Looking to have a good time, and avoid a shove-fest in first round(understand that lower buy-ins will become this after about 1-2 hrs). Thanks.
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muddyrugger1
Feb 5th, 2011
Re:Best hourly rate playing 1/2nl live.
I would also add how loose is the table' whats the max buy-in' 100BB or 200BB' 6 bucks per hour is pretty low if you are a solid player, and run decent. just my two cents...
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muddyrugger1
Dec 19th, 2008
Re:Best of Craiglist: WARNING!!!!!
chaz, that is absolutely tear dropping. I've trimmed the taint before with clippers, but never never would i bic my butt hair...ouchie.
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muddyrugger1
Dec 4th, 2008
Re:Fun hand just now...
wonderful title. fun hand, i love it when i suck out...not saying your getting away from it on the turn at all...or the flop for that matter...hands like this are why i'm on my 3rd screen in 3 years.
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muddyrugger1
Nov 24th, 2008
Re:NL TOURNEY SATURDAY NOV.8TH@7:30 P.M. IN STATEN ISLAND
Not sure but I think my smart ass alarm is going off. Tourney Note: Terrible structure...will move way too fast... just my two cents
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muddyrugger1
Nov 3rd, 2008
Re:Wanting to run a holdem league with some friends - input appreciated
I'm in one that does the following: 60 / month 20 towards monthly prize pool - 40 banked for End of Year Tourney 36 guys. you can have a sub, but you are responsible for payment each month. tourney is last saturday of each month, unless otherwise agreed upon(like memorial day weekend, it was the one before). bottom 5 each month get 1000 chips and goes up 100 for each place above that. final prize money i think is 8 - $1500 WSOP tourney of your choice, plus spending cash starting with 200 for 8th - 1000 for 1st. monthly tourneys are 10K starting chips, blinds start at ...
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muddyrugger1
Oct 27th, 2008
Re:Kick it with a girl KNOWING you arent getting any
Ship, I would say that 99.9999% of HS chicks aren't nailing anyone while hanging out the first time. Looking back from HS/college days I will say this: In HS, we used to hangout at parties and many a 22 yr olds would try to scam on HS chicks by buying them beer, get drunk, attempt(and succeed sometimes) to hook up...I personally thought they were losers, but hey, its a small town, and the decent ones pretty much moved away to college. For those guys that were left, they had to find something. I nailed a 19 yr old when I was out of college, she was 1 yr out of HS, I moved home to pay ...
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muddyrugger1
Oct 15th, 2008
Re:Ok i've had about enough of these a**holes
Sorry I have to jive in here...Working out to Billy Blanks VHS tapes doesn't make you a martial arts expert either. and to settle it, I think Tapout is worn by 85% dorks...but then again, so are 100% of people that wear their jerseys on game day to watch the 'big game' on the tube.
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muddyrugger1
Jul 4th, 2008
Re:Best Place to play live in the Chicago area
Rockford/Chicago Charitable games are good for cash games...terrible rake on tournies. Hollywood is a joke...hi rake, sit and wait forever, floormen are arrogant aholes. Make it out to the Quad Cities and play 2-5NL at the Isle of Capri in Bettendorf. I live halfway between QC and Chicago, so its a toss up...
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muddyrugger1
May 11th, 2008
Re:Is peeing in the shower standard?
standard stuff here. my morning shower consists of farmer blowing each nostril(brag post for breaking my nose too many times and get too many boogs), peeing, and lightly using soap on balls, butt, pits and face...not in that order...wah-lah, done in 2.5 minutes. night shower consists of tugging one off(if needed), using shampoo, heavy use of soap on everything, and singing if in good mood...total time 10-13 minutes.
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muddyrugger1
May 5th, 2008
Re:Dating after a divorce......
My parents got divorced when I was 5. Story my dad now tells me, he's a pretty funny guy... My grandpa was a very religious catholic. Gramps "Tony, maybe you should think about going back to church.." Dad "I don't think I'm going to find anything I'm interested in at church" Gramps "The lord will guide you in the right path son" Dad "Dad, if she walks thru that front door, I'm nailing her" Gramps "...maybe you shouldn't go back to church yet..." Dad "Ok, good talk though" Moral: Go out, nail a few ...
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muddyrugger1
Apr 28th, 2008
Re:****official P5s HU championship thread****
Is this a 1 night event' I'm in. Stars - Muddyrugger1
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muddyrugger1
Apr 28th, 2008
Re:OT'ers > How much can you bench press?
I never go down to 1 rep max...4 is the min I go down to now. I ussually stick with 4 x 10 of 225 on flat bench, which I don't dig that much anymore either...getting old is hell on the joints. I will do steps occasionally on bench, getting up to 4 x 275 and I hurt the next three days, so I don't do that much anymore either. In college wrestling, 1 rep max was 365, but i was 19 yrs old 215" at the time, and a hell of a lot skinnier. you should see my lats, i really like back workouts now...kidding.
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muddyrugger1
Apr 24th, 2008
Re:whats your job?
Civil Engineer - Work outside most spring/summers on Construction Jobs sitting in my truck watching others work...surprisingly, its boring sometimes and I ussually help out with manual labor...plus it keeps my belly smaller. Winters are a drag as I'm in the office working on upcoming plans & specs. Can't wait to get outside...Anyone know much about the Quad Cities' I'm supposed to Inspect a bridge on Arsenol Island...Casino Rock Island here I come.
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muddyrugger1
Apr 24th, 2008
Re:I would kill these MOFO's if it was my Daughter or Son.
I wouldn't be surprised if the defendants get killed in prison on some hired hit, or just some redneck pissed off that heard about the brutality of the murders. they deserve every possible torture known to man. this sickens my stomach...do not lock them up for life in solitary, then I have to pay for the pieces of shit....kill them is the only justice. no appeals, no electricity, needles, or gas...just one bullet a piece.
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muddyrugger1
Apr 18th, 2008
Re:Holy S#&T, just got the strangest phone call of my life........
My dad works for a Nuclear Power Plant(yes, he's Homer Simpson) and travels around the U.S. working the refueling periods(outages) and had a guy talking to him in the 'burbs of chicago once... Guy - So this guy came up to my wife and I and wanted to know if we wanted a threesome Dad - Oh yeah, how'd that turnout...' Guy - Pretty weird...I didn't realize he was going to fuck me, not my wife... Dad - Ummmmm, what'''' Guy - Yeah, weird fucker stuck his dick up my ass for a sec... Dad - .......oh, well I have to get back to work....*walks away quickly* be afraid, be very ...
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muddyrugger1
Apr 3rd, 2008
Re(3): My Story, maybe some advice? W/ Cliff Notes.
I read, but not that close....are you still in school' If so, keep playing the 24's, with the occasional 50-75 in there. I did pretty well in that 6pm 69+6 DS on Fulltilt... Warning though: as you move up, the play changes drastically. I would sat into the sunday majors...really easy on Stars, not sure on FTP. Watch some of the pro's play from start to finish...Stick with the more traditional to start, then move on the more agg. players(i.e. Annette)... The Stars 39$ and 39$R are great to get into the Mil and Warm-Up. I don't play much anymore on FTP, I run bad there...or I am . a lil' ...
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muddyrugger1
Mar 26th, 2008
Re(5): AG = owned
C-130 rolling down the strip...64 Rangers on a rocket ship Mission top secret, Destination Unknown We don't even know if we're ever comin' home. Stand Up, Hook Up, Shuffle to the Door Jump Right Out and Count to 4... 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand, 4 Run Me Run Me Run me some more... If my main don't open wide, I gotta reserve by my side If that one should fail me too. Look out below, I'm a comin' thru. always loved that in ROTC Nazi days....No, I quit senior year and told a light bird to go f*** himself...doesn't bode well for your career.
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muddyrugger1
Mar 25th, 2008
Re(2): Anyone remember this commerical?
the best thing about the tiger commercial is that he got it on the 5th try. no computers CGI for that one.... O'doyle Rulez
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muddyrugger1
Mar 21st, 2008
Re(1): Have you ever wanted to be a pilot.
my brother flies for SW airlines out of Midway. Loves it...works about 10 days/month. Flies for the AF Reserve(refueling plane) on 1 weekend a month. he plays World of Warcraft 40+ hours / week...what a dork.
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muddyrugger1
Mar 20th, 2008