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Re:$5 on Ftp for someone who can make up the most random sentence.
That battleship silverware of yours is no damn sofa sink hobo, and until a cure is found, there will be no more change given for anything less than a 40-dollar bill.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Nov 8th, 2008
Re:Seattle lands a womens lingerie football team
Could bring new meaning to the NFL's tuck rule....
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Oct 1st, 2008
Re:Funniest thing Ive seen on the news in a while
Veiled "free rent" brag post'
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 26th, 2008
Re:Updating Rush Limbaugh
When I read the subject, I thought the OP meant there was a firmware update for Rush Limbaugh. This version has been fairly buggy since launch. Oh well.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 22nd, 2008
Storm at Wrigley
Am I watching a baseball game or the Weather Channel's coverage of Eduard' I'm expecting Dan Shulman to blow away. Lance Berkman just decided to delay the game himself. The third-base ump eventually agreed. Sweet lightning shots by the cameramen.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 4th, 2008
Re:Jose Canseco Boxing Match?
anyone seen results on this' thanks.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jul 12th, 2008
Another Spears is Here....
Excerpt: "The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi." Indeed.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jun 19th, 2008
Re:Going on Honeymoon in August. I'm looking for a good Honeymoon spot that has poker...any advice appreciated
poker' its a honeymoon.... you should be "looking for a good Honeymoon spot" where you can poke her.... right'
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jun 18th, 2008
Re:Price on getting car towed
Can you explain AAA to me' I just get a "sounds too good to be true" feeling. I got a letter in the mail that says it costs $64 for 13 months for two people.... and that includes free towing and all the other amenities'
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
May 6th, 2008
Re:Best Name for a Local Bar Band (past or present) that you can think of...
Rockstar Parking... also best logo: /
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Mar 31st, 2008
Re(5): C'mon Hollywood.. you can do better than this crap!
If that starred Tom Cruise and Joaquin (sp') Phoenix, I wouldn't watch it, but I would drink a beer in honor of the casting agent.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Mar 16th, 2008
Re(2): Amazon Customers Vote Special
Looks like there's no word until Midnight PACIFIC TIME.... Good luck, Lenny.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		NormBField
Nov 21st, 2007
Re(3): The phenomena of the overly deep vagina
I humped a bucket of water a few years ago. It was nothing like banging the hottest chick in Michigan.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Sep 9th, 2007
Re(4): to wash or not to wash
Fresh, brand new (add unwashed) socks are one of the great joys in life. I can no begrudge this man who has earned enough money to be able to live right. As soon as I hit the Powerball, I'm buying out the "Sock Depot" store just up the road from my house.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Sep 4th, 2007
Re(2): Best Queen Song?
"Don't Stop Me Now" that closed "Shaun of the Dead"
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 22nd, 2007
Re(3): Best Movie Soundtracks Ever...
Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou (sp')
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 21st, 2007
Re(1): Fun Friday Lyrics Quiz
2 is Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones; 10 is Ohio by Neil Young.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 3rd, 2007
Re(2): Who is the bizarro Barry Bonds?
i had a pair of grant hill's shoes. So I guess I should get barry bonds' hat' (insert large-head joke here)
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 3rd, 2007
Re(5): This Kid Is Sick....
Here's the story:
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 2nd, 2007
Re(2): Xbox360 vs PS3
$50 price drop on 360 on the way according to cnet:
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 1st, 2007
Prison Poker
After you get busted at the table, you could get busted for another crime. Really have to be careful of your "tells"....
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jul 25th, 2007
DVR switcheroo
DirecTV guy is here. Our receiver wasn't working right, so he's replacing it. Then I remember the 30 hours of stuff we had on the DVR. Damnit! I'm really only upset about the two shows that I had been taping and keeping to watch later: Dexter (Showtime) and Shaq's Big Challenge. Anywhere online to catch-up on these' Showtime was replaying the whole first season of Dexter (started July 7, so I had three episodes), and Shaq was about five shows in.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jul 24th, 2007
Bush to be probed....
HEADLINE ON CNN: President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush has a colonoscopy Saturday.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jul 20th, 2007
Re(1): shoot this guy immed
From the headline, I was thinking that he was sentenced to be eaten by alligators.... Now I'm disappointed.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Jul 18th, 2007
Re(2): Cat with bow and arrow golf
best score i could get was +65... +20 for one dropout is a pretty harsh penalty, but i can't figure out those damn orange circles. is CONDOR actually the accepted term for -4 on a hole (yes, i realize this would only happen in real life with hole-in-one on a par five).
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
May 27th, 2007
Re(1): for those who smoke camel #9 cigs...
breast cancer awareness cigs, obv
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
May 24th, 2007
Re(1): Alert - BetWWTs account holders
I already had a Bodog account, and after sending them an e-mail, got this response:Dear Mr. X, Thank you for contacting Bodog Customer Service regarding your accounts. The new account that has been created for you from your Betcorp account has been disabled as we are transferring the funds from this account into your existing Bodog account. This process may take up to 24 hours after which you will see the funds from your Betcorp account in your old Bodog account. Should you require further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us.Best Regards,Customer Service
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Nov 15th, 2006
Re(1): Alert - BetWWTs account holders
Here's the e-mail I just got: "Important Notice We are pleased to announce that on the morning of November 15th 2006, the shareholders of Betcorp Limited approved the final sale of it's operating subsidiaries to Bodog Entertainment Group SA. Bodog has a well deserved reputation for excellence and we are confident that you will enjoy your new account. We recommend that you log into your account to collect your new account access information. If you have forgotten your login or password information please contact, playersupport@ or call 1-800-800-0502" But when I tried to sign in, it said: ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Nov 15th, 2006
Re(1): Netflix or Blockbuster ?
Blockbuster. You get free in-store rentals (either two a month or one a week, depending on plan) and my deliveries are lightning fast -- mine are shippd from Louisville to Nashville and arrive in a day.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Sep 27th, 2006
Explain FedEx to me
I bought a phone online last week. Its being delivered by FedEx, and according to their "tracker" it has been sitting "At dest sort facility" since Saturday at 6:25 p.m. CT. What does that mean' When will I get said phone' Can I go to the FedEx place (there's one main location in our city) and pick it up' Thank you.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NormBField
Aug 21st, 2006