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Re:Your favorite name for an athlete ever.
Harry Colon = winner
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Aug 3rd, 2009
Re:DETROIT......
^^^^^ so funny because it's true.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
May 26th, 2008
Re:Hot hair cutter...
She's in customer service man. I bet you think strippers like you too! YES I stole that from a movie but it applies well here.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 25th, 2008
Re:How many tables can you play while simultaneously browsing P5s?
My ROI drops drastically if I go any higher than 3. I still try though. And I drink at the same time.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 25th, 2008
Re:Metro Detroiters, help
Novi FTW. They have a lot of good bars now, you're not too far from A squared and the commute to downtown is acceptable. I lived down there for 3 years before I decided to go back to school and I highly recommend it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 24th, 2008
Re:Evolution in action
Anyone have a link for the Darwin awards' This guy is a shoe in for a top 5 this year.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 24th, 2008
Re:Joe Hachem And the Worst Played Hand in the History of NLHE
I have played every hand in the month of April much MUCH worse than this. Also, since Hachem is a superuser he knew the river would have paired the board and he would have been facked.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 20th, 2008
Re:On my way to a threesome **with pics**
I can't stop laughing. GG
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 20th, 2008
Re:do u drive drunk for sex? (pics up now)
CMO this is the best rip I can remember reading. GG
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 20th, 2008
Re:Top five acting performances (ever).
Arnold Schwarzenager in Conan: The Barbarian. GG NZ
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 20th, 2008
Re:Eggo Waffles
Na you need either syrup or butter in each square to make them complete.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 20th, 2008
Re:Who's your favorite comedian?
Dave Attell
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 19th, 2008
Re:LeBron James to the New York Knicks
Agree w/ Mango- Lebron + JayZ/ Brooklyn in 2010
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 19th, 2008
Re:SS PLO Tounry Strategy
I like getting my chips in against an initial raiser with a hand like 78910 or AJ109 double sooted, something that gives you a lot of options. I HOPE he has AAxx, more money is lost with that hand in Omaha than (insert pun here). GL NZ
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 18th, 2008
Re:No one is giving the Raptors any shot????
Raptor fans crack me up. Even if the Raps squeak by the Magic (which they won't because the raps have no one with testicular fortitude) they have ZERO chance of getting through the 2nd round, which is what we play for. Don't you guys have hockey or curling to keep you occupied' :-) GG NZ
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 18th, 2008
Re:Bodog = BUSTO?
Heather Brook = best actress in the biz!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 17th, 2008
Re:Bodog = BUSTO?
Killer info JT. I was going to moneygram the $500 into my account tomorrow but your words sold me out of it. GG NZ
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 17th, 2008
Re:Michigan players...
I used to go up there when I was in school and it was awful but that was before the boom (last time I was there was 2002). At the time they only had fixed limit games but I've heard they have NL now. Also there were generally only old people trying to pass the time but I'm sure you have a lot of kids from Central trying to pay for beer.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 17th, 2008
Re:AK laydown here?
At this stage of the tourney with your stack you should be insta - calling that push. BB had kings so NH for him and yes the guy sucked out his flush but your chips should have been in the pot. Why' You're going to have to win a race or 15 to get deep in these tournies with the legion of donks out there. If this guy was a good player he would only make that push with a pp up to QQ. If he had KK or AA he wouldn't shove that early. (Actually a strategy that I hate because it's caught me a couple times in the last two weeks is UTG shoving with AA and I said hell my JJ = nuts here. ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 17th, 2008
Re:MTT frustrations and roadblocks, Need Help
I play a lot of the same tourney's and have the same results- cash consistently but haven't cracked a final table. I think it just comes down to volume and we need to play more tourney's to get there. My problem with this is that I get fried and need to take a break. Bottom line is that if you're ITM consistantly you're playing pretty well, probably just need to be more patient once the field gets down to 100 players or so. GL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 17th, 2008
How can I deposit on Bodog?
Just tried making a deposit via credit card, no dice there obv. What is the "rapid transfer"'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 17th, 2008
Re:what sites will still take epassporte?
The sites want money from Epass but Epass won't give it to them anymore.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 16th, 2008
Re:Hachem in the NBA??
This is a joke right' The guy has an uglier jump shot than my cat. Not to mention that he isn't 6 feet tall... has to be a joke ha ha ok you got me gg
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 16th, 2008
Re:Favorite item to break when on Tilt?
No a lot of women don't break things they just take it out on their boyfriend or husband... j/k man. You probably don't tilt because you run goot.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 14th, 2008
Re:min re raise
In the micro tournies I play I have ZERO respect for a min raise. The thought that they're holding a monster doesn't even enter my mind. If I'm holding QQ - KK - AK I shove. I would say that 70% of the time they're holding a mid to low pair and praying you'll fold. Maybe 70% is generous, closer to 63.4% I guess. Take good notes of what they're holding and make them pay next time they do it.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 14th, 2008
Re:Favorite item to break when on Tilt?
I actually have one of the stars plush balls and I throw my gf's stuffed animal all the time but there's just something about the shattering of glass that calms me down. General destruction and carnage I guess.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 14th, 2008
Favorite item to break when on Tilt?
I imagine this has been done before but I had to share. During a recent rage of "I can't believe that fucker called me with that trash" I threw a beer bottle against a wall... and it felt FANTASTIC. I've since isolated an area of my basement and set it up for easy cleaning against a concrete wall and I think this is something Dr. Phil himself would be proud of. Breaking mice has also been fun but that can get expensive. Any other ideas'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 14th, 2008
Re:Bryant Gumbel Fired!
Having Gus Johnson on the NFL Network would be like allowing Frank Sinatra to only play small clubs in Akron, Ohio. The guy is too talented to put in front of such a small audience. Fox or CBS should hire him as a Sunday regular but from what I understand football isn't his game. I agree though he's the best thing going for college hoops.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 14th, 2008
Re:Full Tilt / Epass - still working?
Agree with LK but I think that if the "leader" of the executive branch had any idea what the UIGEA actually was he'd probably be upset (he's a cardplayer I was surprised to learn. I read he played with Obama a few years back). I'm sure that when it was brought to him to sign since it didn't involve homosexualtiy, religion or the military he just put down his signature then took off for his next vaction. Most vacation days EVER by a president GG Bush! I don't think that record will ever be broken.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		NZane
Apr 14th, 2008
Re:How far can YOU get OT? (Game obv)
K now I'm stuck on 19- Temple. . The time contraint kills me and I can't figure out how to get the last box around the bottom right to make the bridge to the portal.
Posted in: Off Topic 		NZane
Apr 10th, 2008