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Bax and lilholdem
asbdjbndvojhawrjgpwdjgpakhgpiaehrgpihpgi !! GG BAX Russ Dykshteyn opened for 75k utg, then Cliff Josephy moved all-in. Russ mucked his hand out of turn while the action was on Cameron Cornell in the big blind. Cameron moved in, showing AQ off. Cliff has AJ offsuit. The board came T 6 2 7 3 and despite picking up a flush draw on the turn, Cliff couldn't get there. Cliff 'Johnnybax' Josephy finished in 7th place, earning $45,808. Cliff has been playing professionally for seven years since giving up a life as a stock broker. He has one WSOP bracelet that he earned in 2005 playing 7-Card ...
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Apr 19th, 2012
anybody else want a pokerstars bank card?
you miss 2006 right''
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Mar 20th, 2011
new year's poker resolutions
I'm going to listen to a bunch of retatrds...then pray to the Shiva....then take a shit that puts the the load from the "2 girls 1 Cup" movie to shame!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		oakes
Dec 27th, 2010
How much snow do you have?
Why would I ask how much snow my town is getting....from an internet poker forum!! just saying!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Dec 27th, 2010
Re:Building a Mosque at Ground Zero?
So if it is going to be built it will be built on Park Place. Which is 2 blocks from Ground Zero. Now I work in lower Manhattan and I see muslims getting there carpet out and having their daily prayers at least 3-4 times a week. I've even seen it done a couple of times at the seaport. Now I am far from a Liberal, and I went to numerous funerals after the attacks of 9/11.....but I have no problem with this center being built. What people should be doing is putting their interests into getting the old WTC site built up. It has looked pretty much the same for the past 5 years!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
May 14th, 2010
Re:Tattoos for Jews
So if Tatoos are not allowed in the jewish culture....how about plastic surgery''
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May 14th, 2010
Re:Buddy I glofed with shot 59 w/ hole in one yest.

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May 10th, 2010
Re:does mathamatics lie?
The waiter didn't get back 29. He got back 27.
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
May 6th, 2010
Re:If You Could Kill 3 Athletes
1) Jarko Ruutuu 2) Denis Potvin 3) Tiger Woods
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May 6th, 2010
Re:Dishwashers
Very Very underated piece of machinery. Dryers are up there as well!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
May 6th, 2010
Re:Fun image parody

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May 6th, 2010
Re:Is there a chance our old scores...
I think I have a nice 4 digit score from a 20 buck 180 man which I would like to see now and then. A nice reminder that playing poker shitfaced is Plus EV! F Wein
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		oakes
May 6th, 2010
Re:Feta and I are about to chop!!!! come rail
Good job guys.....that was hysterical!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
May 3rd, 2010
Re:a Death in the family
Sorry to hear that.....best of luck to you and your family.
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 30th, 2010
Re:What Tilts you the most?
The idiots who take 15-20 seconds to make a decision......and are only on 1 table!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		oakes
Apr 30th, 2010
Re:New York's new license plate
Well.....I didn't think it would be the right thing to do to put in my post what I yell to them while I'm driving past them....So in this matter...Oriental will suffice.
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 30th, 2010
Re:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I think for that room...you would need a couple of cases of VW.
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 30th, 2010
Mini Ftops Schedule
Is there any way possible that someone can post the schedule for the upcoming Mini Ftops. The only poker site I am able to visit while at work is P5's, and I would like to come up with some sort of schedule to play this. Thanks in Advance.... Mike
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		oakes
Apr 30th, 2010
Re:New York's new license plate
I agree with this 100%. even though I am a NY'er. was down in Florida for the Daytona 500 and driving down there was a blast. Everyone knew what they were doing. best part of it all...was no Orientals going 30 in the left-hand lane of the interstate!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 30th, 2010
Re:A Brief History of Off Topic, part 1
Or the unique perspective of life from Random Man!!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 29th, 2010
Re:Johnny Bax Good At Da Pokers
GL bax.....take this shit down!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		oakes
Apr 23rd, 2010
Re:Johnny Bax Good At Da Pokers
I would have to take Wein's side on this one!!
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Apr 22nd, 2010
Re:3 things you dislike the most in life.
You must be real proud of yourself to edit that quote..... Anyway.....get rid of visors and the sticks stay down. The respect that used to be in the game would return.
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 19th, 2010
Re:3 things you dislike the most in life.
It is a sick life I live....thanks!!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 19th, 2010
Re:3 things you dislike the most in life.
Really''' Explain!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 19th, 2010
Re:3 things you dislike the most in life.
1 - Visors in the NHL 2 - The Instigator rule 3 - People who chew gum like a fucken cow!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 19th, 2010
Re:So how awkward or weird would this be? (Pics cause I abide)
HAHAHA.....One of the funniest things I have read on here in a long time!!!
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Apr 15th, 2010
Re:Do you care about the personal lives of athletes?
Don't know....never heard of it before.
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 15th, 2010
Re:Do you care about the personal lives of athletes?
The only pro athletes who I give a shit about their personal lives are the ones I do know personally. It is a whole total of 3 NHL'ers.....but besides that shit like Tiger's banging fiasco should not waste our time in the news!
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Apr 15th, 2010
Re:Working out after a long break
Thanks guys for the opinions.....Been always doing cardio after lifting....first day back after a 2 moth abscence today....so was just trying to switch things up!!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		oakes
Apr 12th, 2010