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Will I always run this bad? Is this really what poker has been reduced to' Seriously.. a snap call' I just lose to the stupidest fucking idiots on the planet. I know people say it has to equal out but it really just doesn't. The worst the player I play the more I lose. It just astounds me on how bad I run and the complete fucking idiots that beat me. Table '688304902 9' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: kopalny (5939 in chips) Seat 2: Graf Zahl83 (24948 in chips) Seat 4: Pan Topi (22735 in chips) Seat 5: myrmyr (3508 in chips) Seat 7: OCANOBEER (6385 in chips) Seat 8: chrisman1125 (12254 in chips) Seat ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Feb 11th, 2013 |
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Pokerstars RNG is an absolute discrace I think anyone would be hard pressed to convince me that Poker Stars software isn't rigged. I have never in my life ran so bad live or on the internet. Honestly hate that site with a passion. I can handle a bad run but this shit hole takes the cake. 1,2, and 3 outed every tournament I play in on the river. Get it allin as huge favorite and wouldn't you know it, another fucking miracle. Really hate those cock suckers! Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Feb 11th, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? Table '688280749 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: Mikykitty87 (1750 in chips) is sitting out Seat 2: karlsson495 (2004 in chips) Seat 3: Jurrienz (740 in chips) Seat 4: naxioman (2605 in chips) Seat 5: Nenzao (3140 in chips) Seat 6: OCANOBEER (1720 in chips) Seat 7: TTT164 (2735 in chips) Seat 8: ACforKP (1540 in chips) Seat 9: 0rnsen (2660 in chips) naxioman: posts small blind 50 Nenzao: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to OCANOBEER [Ad Ts] OCANOBEER: raises 100 to 200 TTT164: folds ACforKP: folds 0rnsen: folds Mikykitty87: folds karlsson495: folds Jurrienz: ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Feb 11th, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? Huh' Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Feb 11th, 2013 |
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Is this collusion?? And what should the ruling be??? Bad ettiquette yes, collusion no. However, it'snot unheard of for people to team up and the "stare down at the felt" was a tell that they had discussed before the tournament and very well could have been a strategic move. Gettinga ruling would be impossible wether they are regs or not. Posted in: Live Poker |
Ocanobeer
Feb 6th, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? PokerStars Hand #93619415693: Tournament #685642681, $2.28+$0.22 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2013/02/06 16:21:13 ET Table '685642681 10' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: Nevberos (4395 in chips) Seat 2: amabru (2980 in chips) Seat 3: hexer76 (2720 in chips) Seat 4: Raherm (2965 in chips) Seat 5: OCANOBEER (2030 in chips) Seat 6: goingbustooo (2065 in chips) Seat 7: paumartigmar (1510 in chips) Seat 9: Zhshs21 (2660 in chips) Raherm: posts small blind 75 OCANOBEER: posts big blind 150 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to OCANOBEER [Js Ah] goingbustooo: folds paumartigmar: ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Feb 6th, 2013 |
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covering up my tattoo , need suggestions Cover it up with a tattoo of a pecker, it would be shaped just like your pecker head. Posted in: Off Topic |
Ocanobeer
Feb 5th, 2013 |
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Scammer steals echecks and from twoplustwo. Please read!!! Couldn't agree with you more... that proffesional poker guy is an asshole on his best days. Never really had any problems with Mason to speak of but I think that whole forum is plugged full of arrogant geeks and I really can't stand anyone over there. Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Feb 3rd, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? PokerStars Hand #93440879573: Tournament #683945671, $2.28+$0.22 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2013/02/03 12:11:24 ET Table '683945671 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: RomRegor (6460 in chips) Seat 2: wintop11 (9193 in chips) Seat 3: F1am!ng0 (1765 in chips) Seat 4: CR Maximum (5300 in chips) Seat 5: prda81 (2515 in chips) Seat 6: Sanych58 (1020 in chips) Seat 7: OCANOBEER (3765 in chips) Seat 8: supahannu (3140 in chips) Seat 9: aasmv (2250 in chips) RomRegor: posts the ante 50 wintop11: posts the ante 50 F1am!ng0: posts the ante 50 CR Maximum: posts the ante ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Feb 3rd, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? Yeah I am figuring that out the hard way. I got it allin fairly deep in a tourney with aa against aa and kk and k flop and drawing deaad after flop. What a lovely site :) Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Jan 26th, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? I don't have a problem with limping early in a tournament with small pairs and set mine. I don't know where you see where limping is always -ev.... I had this guy drawing thin as it gets and it was a horrible beat. If there is anytime to limp I would consider it to be early position with a little pair in a micro stakes. There are many reason why ya don't always raise preflop oop with little pairs especially in a micro stakes tourney and if there ever was a time it's +ev it's that spot. Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Jan 20th, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? Dude.... do you even know what a 3 bet is' Apparently not, and raising 22 out of position in the early stages of a tournament is also neg ev. What am I goingot do after the flop where everything is beating me when I open raise with ducks' I know my game is far from air tight but I don't need to be hearing the absolute worst advice on the planet. Thanks but no thanks! Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Jan 20th, 2013 |
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Will I always run this bad? Bud... getting one outed 4-5 times a day isn't variance. I have played more than enough poker to understand the ups and downs and I don't need some donk noob coming in here and trying to flame me about, "like OMG try learning variance." Tell me know it all please, how exactly do you learn variance and since you are such a seasoned pro with a high life time cash of an astounding 300+ dollars, could you give me your definition of variance' You want to be a dick head, head on over to 2+2 they like idiots like you over there and btw, you need to learn something called spell check. Also, ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Dec 26th, 2012 |
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Will I always run this bad? Or...... another world famous one PokerStars Hand #91139745755: Tournament #661857859, $2.28+$0.22 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2012/12/22 10:17:25 ET Table '661857859 9' 9-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: Natalya23 (5527 in chips) Seat 2: raytjuhh (2825 in chips) Seat 3: heinzi144 (2135 in chips) Seat 5: clemsar11 (1265 in chips) Seat 6: ianisdenis (1195 in chips) Seat 7: OCANOBEER (3610 in chips) Seat 8: pokerzozi10 (1120 in chips) Seat 9: andzza89 (4547 in chips) OCANOBEER: posts small blind 100 pokerzozi10: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to OCANOBEER ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Dec 22nd, 2012 |
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HOly MOly It happens to me constantly..... just makes my blood boil! Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Dec 22nd, 2012 |
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Will I always run this bad? I'm not new to poker or anything and am not new to terrible beats. For the last three months I have been getting one and two outed like mad but this takes the cake. Think it's time to hang up the poker gloves..... FML okerStars Hand #91136394183: Tournament #658011583, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (30/60) - 2012/12/22 8:54:29 ET Table '658011583 252' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: SpudWouldIre (3430 in chips) Seat 2: Pointe duVan (2476 in chips) Seat 3: Juurikas (5829 in chips) Seat 4: pinkk92 (4325 in chips) Seat 5: OCANOBEER (2700 in chips) Seat 6: ... Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Dec 22nd, 2012 |
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Article: Howard Lederer Settles Civil Suit, Admits to No Wrongdoing I really hope they nail Scott Tom to the wall! Posted in: vBCms Comments |
Ocanobeer
Dec 22nd, 2012 |
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I got a friend who think's he's the next Phil Ivey Words taken right out of my mouth lol..... how old are you dude' Really! Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Dec 22nd, 2012 |
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PokerStars to buyout entire Atlantic City Casino I think they are doing this so they can actually get licensed in the U.S. Great move by Poker Stars and think there lawyers are earning their keep :) Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Dec 9th, 2012 |
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Who is the best nlh tournament player??? Or you could simply look at the other 16594 threads on this topic Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Dec 9th, 2012 |
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Why Mitt Romney's candidacy will fall short I think if we did an accurate assessment of Obama's presidency and where he needs to do better this forum could possibly crash. Posted in: Off Topic |
Ocanobeer
Nov 4th, 2012 |
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I was trolling RedIceRap on PokerStars today in the 1k when this hand made me LOL Crickets!!!!!!!!! Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Nov 4th, 2012 |
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I dont normally do this but.... This is the story of my life....... if it weren't for bad luck I would have none. Posted in: Bad Beats |
Ocanobeer
Oct 28th, 2012 |
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Announcing the New PocketFives Marketplace Hey Dan this is off topic but have no other means to get my private messages working. For some reason I cannot look at my private messages or send any' Can this be fixed' Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Oct 27th, 2012 |
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The Press says Obama is up! I disagree!! Lmao.... Obama's fp is better' How can it be worse' Arab Spring was an absolute failure and the latest events in Benghazi was a complete disaster. He goes to countries such as Egypt and all over European countries and basically apologizes for everything America has done and it is actually quite disgusting to hear. If it wasn't for America, these countries wouldn't even exist today. Anyone who votes for this retard for re-election has a double digit iq... if their lucky. Window lickers! Posted in: Off Topic |
Ocanobeer
Oct 27th, 2012 |
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Nobody has any guts, Why doesn't someone beat up phil ivey or Lederer Thank god for Kevmode.... headshakes Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Apr 11th, 2012 |
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Article: Would You Play on a Re-Launched Full Tilt Poker? I wonder what all the people who said the players on AP/UB deserved to lose their money becuase they were playing on a site known for scamming. Will they still have the same values and beliefs when Full Tilt relaunches and if they get scammed again what will they say or think then' I for one was a sucker at AP/UB and I absolutely hated FTP when it was operational but I think the relaunch of FTP will put pressure on Poker Stars to further enhance there exceptional bonus programs. I for one am very much looking forward to the relaunch of FTP! Posted in: vBCms Comments |
Ocanobeer
Apr 8th, 2012 |
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SharkScope negative ROI So the buyin and money won matters lol! Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Apr 6th, 2012 |
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help! I'm leveling myself too hard with this case from a poker perspective !! Lol this plus 1 Lol this +1 Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Mar 18th, 2012 |
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What are the best speeches you can say to encourage your opponent to make a bad call? This is the best commercial of all time Posted in: Poker Community |
Ocanobeer
Mar 11th, 2012 |
