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Re(2): Best Bluff Ever
Nah. I'm better than that... ADD me. I look so hot as a bitch.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Jun 29th, 2007
Best Bluff Ever
P.S. I'm not Schrute.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Jun 29th, 2007
Re(2): Lee Jones Pwns ActionJeff
not quite ownage but it is funny how AJ finds a way to complain even when he wins hand (as the dog)! [now does it make sense, the dialog']
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Jun 23rd, 2007
Re(1): R.I.P. Eric Medlen
At least he went doing what he loved. All we can hope for is a heart attack while chasing a flush. RIP
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(3): How to waste $200
At least you got Coco Crisp. He has the best name in baseball.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(3): the moment you knew it was over
Found a picture of her kissing a girl we had both been fucking around with together. If you are my girl you can sleep with whoever you want but you can't do it behind my back because it makes me look like a chump. But about the dude making a stink about his burfday' I think the last one I cared about I was 10.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(2): anyone ever been to a rodeo?
San Antonio puts on a week-long rodeo each year. That city also has a week-long party called Fiesta. During both of these weeks, no one works and everyone is drunk.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(4): when taking a deuce
I eat healthy and there's not a bunch of noise. Just one long healthy loaf. I always look between my legs to admire my creation.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(8): i need a sign...
Oooooooh, I misread it. Anticipated a "when" being in there. As your copy editor I recommend using "that I" instead of just "I." How about: "The jerk store called and they're out of you." A la George Costanza EDIT: mhoddi hit it Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(1): 3 words about the poster above you.
Don't know him.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(4): i need a sign...
Bust out' WTF kind of talk is that'! Motion for sub.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(5): For all you hockey haters out there
I'm not a hockey fan. Hardly even understand the game. But it is the best sport to see live. My friend has 2nd row seats right next to the Kings's bench. Checks to the glass right in front of your face. BLAM! I don't care who wins or scores. I want to see HITS!
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(2): "I could not do this if I had a gun to my head..."
LOL. I just had to. That's sick. Teh google has errything.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(2): "I could not do this if I had a gun to my head..."
-6 - 7/3 divided by -3/4 -18/3 - 7/3 divided by -3/4 -25/3 divided by -3/4 -25/3 x 4/3 (i know you invert here but cant remember if you lose the negative) -100/9 '
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Mar 30th, 2007
Re(1): curious about lee jones
He has enough money to take you on a date if that's what you're asking. I think he's married though. Not sure if he's "curious" like you.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(5): Why Texas kicks your states ass........
I have news for ya: If you don't live in California or New York you live in a fly-over state. That's all. But Tejas has good brisket and fine women. Give ya that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(5): f drug testing
Jester. Move to Cali. You get a script for it and can smoke it legally. Bwahaha! Cali pwns! Weather, women and weed...
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(3): microsoft office extra key
Star Office Open Office KeyGenerators (keygen) Limewire Sendspace, Rapidshare, et al. Gooooooooogle. Geezus. Use your head.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(3): Sooo uh, im going to see a movie tonight with this girl who has a bf..
That's your first mistake. Trying. "There is no try, Danielson. Only do."
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(1): Sooo uh, im going to see a movie tonight with this girl who has a bf..
Cultivate platonic relationships with women. This is how one garners referral sex. So go and feel it out.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(1): f drug testing
Re(4): Need OT Drug test expertise by OMG_LOL_WTF on 3/28/2007 12:11 The shitty thing is that weed stays in your system longer than any other drug. Up to 30 days. On the other hand, all you have to do is pass a test and like everything else it life, it can be hacked. Goto the head shop or whatever you kids call it these days, where they sell bongs (er, I mean waterpipes). You spend $40 bucks there for a 16 oz. bottle of liquid. Read and follow the directions carefully. Drink lots of water in the days leading up to your test. I chugged 2 gallons a day both times I duped the test. (Hang ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 30th, 2007
Re(1): reward!!!!!
Ship to OMG LOL WTF Location: North Hollywood
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(3): How do I go about finding a mentor?
If you have soft skin you should contact Captain Tom.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(5): GG Deposits
Geezus! 7% rake to purchase chips.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(9): Pink Floyd Experience
I own the domain Anyone wanna buy it'
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(3): Anyone else fold here too?
You flop top pair and a nice draw. How much harder you need to hit the flop to proceed' Aaaaaaw-eeeeen!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(5): Don't know why, but this is my favorite joke
It appears you have missed it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(1): World Series of Golf
That has the makings for good TV. That donkey called all-in with a 20 foot putt. Hahahaha!
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(3): Don't know why, but this is my favorite joke
Well Millenium, if I am so inclined to say something funny I will not preface it by announcing I am about to tell a joke. That way, dumb people are excluded.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007
Re(2): What's missing (Don't cheat)
My mom is Virgo.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMG_LOL_WTF
Mar 28th, 2007